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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 30m
May I offer you a divestment opportunity?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 1h
(It's much better when it's working.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 2h
...
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 3h
Dare I ask you for some private time with the famous entity?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 4h
Turrón? TURRÓN?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 6h
Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 7h
Ahh! Predicaments, huh? I'm good at those.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 8h
WHAT DO YOU SUCKERS DO FOR A LIVING?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 9h
Perhaps you have other suggestions?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 10h
Let's arrange our next ambush at the scene. Could you point out the Boss's location?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 11h
I'm horrendously sorry, but I've been assigned to a sacred mission and I ought to make haste.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 12h
Worry not, you are still a child of G0D.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 13h
Abysmal! T-T-Tastes like I'm in a real cosmic stew.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 14h
Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 15h
(Through the glass of the Vivarium lies the natural habitat of legs.) (They swim freely through the blood so bountifully provided by nature.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 16h
Hmmm!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 17h
... *sniff* Like... how little they are?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 18h
Good!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 19h
Let me do some research and get back to you.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 20h
(It's not functioning. That's concerning.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 21h
(Any good business would be open all hours.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 22h
That is most categorically doable.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 23h
Well, this is quite puzzling.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is going to be so, so— awful! I think this is going to be the worst day of my life!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bless you for your business.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me do some research and get back to you.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What now? Are you gonna shoot me or somethin'?! C'MON! DO IT!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Abysmal! T-T-Tastes like I'm in a real cosmic stew.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOOOOO!! JUST TELL ME ABOUT THIS DUMB JOB ALREADY!!!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed! Could you direct me to the correct way to reach Moony? There is something important I want to provide to her.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Genie, or... to whoever it may concern— My job is to do everything possible to find the Boss, for he is our target today. The smoke is in the way of our business and must be eradicated at once.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course! Delighted to help a business fellow.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. (But I know a guy who could get you one.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!! YOU'RE A FLUKE!!!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turrón? Turrón! Turrón! TURRÓN!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... *sniff* Like... how little they are?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Slot machines, they feed on hope.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no no no, I absolutely am! I don't know about you, but I sure can smell it!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What now? Are you gonna shoot me or somethin'?! C'MON! DO IT!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
L-listen to me! Regrettably, I'm v-very hard-working and sh-shouldn't be in a place full of morons having FUN.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uhh, wait. No, no, no. That was very weird. What is wrong with you?
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh, it was pretty stuffy.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me do some research and get back to you.
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahh, auction day... These are the utmost grand of days!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope you don't mind, but could you tell me— WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS?!
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No. (But I know a guy who could get you one.)
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ƎNA quote bot @enaquotesbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT... are youuuu? even SAYING? Hahahahahaha... Can't you say AAANYTHING, that makes SENSE? Hahahahahaha... Ahh, like— geeeez Louiiiise, everything here is SOOOO weeeird... Ahahahaha...
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