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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The menu at Michael Stipe's new restaurant's quite unusual. That's ghee in the korma, and that's Brie in the pot, right, fusing with the pigeon.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liven up boring poetry recitals by whispering "I think that one's Dusty Bin" to the person next you, after every poem.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s lunch sorted.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Her father was a fireman in the town of Trumpton.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A great track.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/Um6NYOLYWbQ?...
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Cornershop perform Norwegian Wood by the Beatles
YouTube video by Guardian Music
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/_chSO6MY78k?...
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Ghost Town (Isso não da)
YouTube video by ZEEP - Topic
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/XIbJylD_c84?...
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A Minha Menina
YouTube video by Os Mutantes - Topic
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a randomly generated wallpaper on my work computer. This morning I got these nice Snow Monkeys… at the same time I had a playlist on shuffle on my phone, and this photo of Crosby, Stills, and Nash appeared.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet Man City wish they were this good at overturning things.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was called Steve Ballesteros before the first tee off.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went for a sit down wee during the night and the seat was up.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Great Grandad was a gunslinger in the old west. He didn't last very long, the other Cowboys were shooting theirs.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you’re a serial killer? That don’t impr… Shania’s last words.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We just watched Agatha Christie's Murder on the Buses. Butler did it.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
- I'm leaving on that midnight train to Georgia. - Gladys Knight? - Not really, I'd rather it was in the morning.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do enjoy a good spoonerism opportunity.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What happened, Man?
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What happened, Man?
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
KFC popcorn chicken’s so smooth, apparently they use kernel sanders.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
KFC popcorn chicken’s so smooth, apparently they use kernel sanders.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m joining in with the footy bantz. I’m also making hay whilst the sun shines.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are they unbeaten in the Premier League, Glenny?
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I did a football funny.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best chance Hull City have got at Chelsea today is to park the bus. Just don’t let Sorba Thomas do it.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I rolled into work twenty minutes late this morning. I think I’ll just walk in tomorrow.
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ForeignCoverVersions @foreigncovers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is what Public Image Limited's "This Is Not A Love Song" sounds like when sung in Czech.
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Stará Kovárna - Krysy snad jí lapnou
YouTube video by jrmost
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two things I can never remember when I’m asked: my age, and what number petrol pump I just used.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
James lead singer, Tim Booth played Victor Zsasz in Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who’s your favourite Beatle: Jack Douglas, Charles Bronson, Rodney Bewes, or Richard O’Sullivan?
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If he did indeed visit Hull I hope somebody took him to see Beverley Road Baths.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I went away for five days and Wes Anderson visits Hull. I am exactly awkward and odd enough for a Wes Anderson movie. I’ve missed my chance. Obviously, he may not have visited Hull, and social media is lying to me again. This for all things I post about.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s a nice place, the waterfalls are beautiful. I do love a waterfall.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We’ve been in the Lakes all week, we have to check out of our lodge by 9:45 tomorrow… so we spent the day in Ambleside (lovely), got back, packed up, and drove home tonight. I’ll wake up at home tomorrow! What a win.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kelly Rowland’s on The Voice. He’s changed so much since his Dexys days.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
❤️
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want a huge backdrop at my funeral of dead pop stars welcoming me into heaven. Paddington holding my hand’s optional.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Never the Twain… A missed opportunity.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They always start well.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s been coming.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s between Hull City and Arsenal this year. Too close to call.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh you gritty gritty gang gang, Gritty Gritty Gang Gang, We love you.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why is it just accepted that a stork delivered Dumbo? We never mention the elephant in the womb.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A skirl.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was up late last night playing Slap Bass Hero on my PlayStation. I got to level 42.
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