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May the bridges I burn light my way. #SussexSquad She/Her 🇨🇦

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Colleen Gruver @colleengruver.bsky.social · 14h
#SussexSquad "Apparently, the woman we are constantly told is the monarchy’s greatest asset now needs a makeover to compete with a “private citizen” who left official royal duties six years ago. You really cannot make this up."
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 15h
William: “William has one nonnegotiable condition: Meghan Markle must stop talking about Catherine and his children.” Meghan has never spoken about the Waleses children & the only thing she has said about Kate is: “Kate is a good person.”
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 17h
Funny how she keeps popping up around the Waleses. Remember when she tweeted the “King was dead”? Minutes later she said she had been hacked and then like seconds later, she recovered she account? Lol forever. Maybe Rebecca is aiming for the “top PR job” at Kensington Palace.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 17h
Kaiser: “Basically, William’s not jealous of the coworker who annoys him.” 💯 this! He’s not jealous. HIS problem is he can barely hide his annoyance and I’m not sure if that is much better.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 18h
I highly doubt there is an invitation coming from the Palace to the Sussexes for spending Christmas with the Windsors. It would be a good move but as these people have shown us many times, they can never put their petty egos aside. Will Prince Andrew & his daughters be invited? Probably.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 21h
Great gif
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 21h
It isn’t just that Meghan can show up anywhere, wearing anything, it’s that everyone immediately expects Meghan to be working on something, like when she had tea with Malala last week & everyone was correct. No one expects Kate to be working on anything of value. New PR or stylist cannot fix that.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you! Good to know.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I understand. We’re also in a trade war at the moment thanks to that Mango Mussolini so it may not make financial sense right now.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exactly this!
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m trying VERY HARD not to be bitter.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Agreed. It’s nice that The Sun connected the dots of why this happened. It’s giving the Waleses stunt on a budget airline. It’s giving desperation to use one’s own child this way. It would have been a story if it had just been Kate, or Kate & her Mom or sister OR Kate & a friend….if she had any.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s nice to know that at least they are settled & enjoying their time being back in England. interesting that they aren’t just “popping up” but instead making their entire agenda known. I guess they aren’t that fussed about protestors & being booed, unlike another Royal couple.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent point!
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I also saw that his foundation has spent £13 million but only 70 people are housed. Where in the money going? Is it on executive salaries? Private jets & yachts? Bots? (Credit to #NotMyKing)
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
11 million Brits are economically inactive? That’s like 15% of the population? Judging by how IKEA works where I live, I would hope they are good employers in the UK as well.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A literal nepo baby billionaire & his wife, both of whom have never worked a real job in their entire life essentially mocking minimum wage workers is chef’s kiss. Absolute perfection. You’re doing great Kensington Palace! They’ll need 5 days to recover.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kaiser: “Like, okay, let’s say that Harry was booed at rugby and it’s apparently indicative of his overwhelming unpopularity, right? So isn’t the same true when William is booed as well? Fair is fair.” No no. It’s “completely different” when other Royals get booed….or eggs thrown at them.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Such a worthy cause too! Despite what the Sussex haters say, no one in THAT family is as a good at consistently highlighting & supporting causes like Meghan.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The bitter British media made Montecito Palace with its eleventy billion bathrooms iconic. Why wouldn’t Meghan use her home, that she owns & paid for with her own money, as a blueprint for HER ADVENTURE calendar? The style of her home is quintessentially Californian Spanish rival. Makes sense to me.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So let me see if I understand this: The King gave Andrew £300K for his Royal Lodge lease, £1.8 million for repairs to Royal Lodge AND IN EXCESS of £1 million A YEAR to live & pay for a valet, chef, servants & security at his free Royal home? The Sussexes BETTER have gotten their Frogmore rent back.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Meghan looks great in the few pictures of her out in public SO it must mean that SHE IS PLANNING it this way!!! Lol forever. Back in the day, there were lots of candid pics of Meghan in Toronto, where Suits was filmed, & she looked great then. She’s is just photogenic & stylish. Truly shocking.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kaiser: “But Harry was paid! He was paid because his time is worth something. But it’s a subscription! Just like Netflix, AppleTV, Disney+, and Tom Sykes’ very own Substack.” THIS IS WHY I COME HERE EVERYDAY! Take that Sykes, you whinging “sits endlessly in front of an Irish castle” weirdo.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The rehabilitation of mediocre white men will always surprise me. The speed of rehabilitation of a sex predator who is brother of a King is truly unhinged but here we are. I have no doubt Sarah Ferguson will be blamed for Andrew’s behaviour. Or perhaps it will be Meghan’s fault.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My thing with anyone wearing clear shoes is sometimes feet get sweating and with clear PVC, we can ALL see the condensation collect.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All of this! Every article is an attempt to humiliate the only biracial, American, ivy-league double major educated, self-made millionaire to marry into that ridiculous waste of space family. They aren’t even worth the dirt on her shoes.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kaiser: “The good news is that Will and Kate will be too busy rocking in a corner and rage-shrieking if there ever was an event with both couples expected to appear.” Lol forever.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not even a little bit surprised. A video of a podcast from a British fashion marketing company popped up on my IG praising Sydney Sweeney posing nude while blasting Meghan posting about their time in the UK. They took the video down in minutes because SussexSquad showed up in the comments. Lol.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when BP rescinded its offer of a room for 1 night at BP to Harry in July for the fear that his court case decision would overlap with his stay, putting “The King” in an awkward position? Yeah well this is a reminder that Andy lives on Royal property, with “The King” paying all the bills.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If a British business proudly asserted that they treated Meghan poorly, it would result in a massive backlash online. It would also prove just how racist salty island really is. I’m not sure the Palaces & Royal commentator class has figured this out yet, especially with Prince Andrew RIGHT THERE.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot wait to see this! I always recommend the documentary: “Diana: In Her Own Words” which is on Netflix but if that was just a fraction of the tapes, this doc series will be epic. It is truly a wonder that Diana had the strength & fortitude to get her story out & onto the public record.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same! Last movie I saw in a theatre was Barbie.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think this is why Harry sounds so authentic when he speaks about mental heath & why William doesn’t. Getting help is so good for yourself & those around you.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very cool! It may be just 2 friends, catching each other up on their lives. As we know Meghan is a girl’s girl. Not everything has to be a project. People are quick to believe that because Meghan is always working on something, unlike those other taxpayer funded “working Royals”.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kaiser: “Even via “sources,” there’s never been a flat denial, it’s just been William pointing a finger at Charles, who pointed a finger at Kate, who pointed a finger at Camilla.” EXACTLY! The Royals want the Sussexes to apologize because Meghan’s existence brought out their racist tendencies? Lol.
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Colleen Gruver @colleengruver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SussexSquad They chose to publicly criticise Meghan for selling a chocolate calendar. You cannot throw stones from a glass house and then call every stone thrown back “terrorism.”
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Incredible. What is wrong with people? Especially someone who sells themselves as being a person of God.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I heard that 2 men were stalking the playgrounds at my kids school, I would be wildly unhappy too, Royal or not Royal. In the end, what does it really matter? Neither is going to wear the crown. They aren’t taxpayer funded Royals with multiple homes provided to them.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good question. I wonder how surprised he was by the pushback? It’s a perfect example of FAFO, even if you are a Vicar.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kaiser: “Although I would love it if she had her own pop-up shop in England. Please, they would wet themselves.” YES PLEASE!
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought Will was going to stay silent? I thought he was all Zen master when it comes to his brother & SIL. Lol forever. He definitely can get their security slowed down if not denied all together. Someone please ask Will his thought on Prince Andrew’s court case. Seems far more important.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harry was told by then-Prince Charles that he had no money for Meghan & that she could continue to act (lol forever). BUT the King has money for his pedo brother & unless the King’s money is kept in a separate monitored account, it is definitely being used to keep Andrew out of “the King’s” jail.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right?! Mentioning a Sussex, particularly **checks notes** the irrelevant Meghan, can get any project greenlit. Just ask The Gentlemen producers.
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Steve Carell: Cheers To That
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe this is her Portuguese Villa kitchen? Anyway, lots of exciting products for the holidays & I am only a tiny bit bitter that she doesn’t offer international shipping yet.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sure there is a lot of hand wringing by the British media and Royal commentators about a Royal launching a lawsuit against “the Crown” which is the King, his brother. I kid. I bet there’s barely a ripple because Andrew never committed the sin of marrying a biracial American.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No doubt advent calendars have been sold in Royal gift shops for years, promoting it by copying Meghan is HILARIOUS. What’s that cliche? “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Here’s another: why would you order hamburger (empty Royal advent calendar) when you could have steak (As Ever)?
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds completely on brand. Politeness, etiquette, protocol is only meant for others.
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ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IMO there isn’t a plan for Will & Kate to stay silent. It’s more about circumstances. They are furious that the Sussex return means they have to “work” 20 minutes a day meeting “their subjects”. This is what is exhausting them to the point where they don’t have any energy left for anything else.
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