ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Prince Harry has done his parachute jump in 🇨🇦 today raising money for 2 veterans charities. He said “I love every single thing about Canada and I think Canada plays an incredibly important part in moral leadership in today’s world and I’ll leave it at that,” 093
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“All their children are brought up to be able to do everything.” Except have a career! The most important tidbit from C-word is that William pushed Diana. No one has been spared from his physical aggression EXCEPT a biracial American woman who told him to “get his finger out of her face”. IFYKYKstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson Hides in ShrubsALT: Homer Simpson Hides in Shrubs 020
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the press pack waiting for **checks notes from Buckingham Palace** a private citizen. #SussexSquad #WellChild 1338
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Omid Scobie’s latest column: open.substack.com/pub/omidscob...open.substack.com“Charles Would Never Say That” Is Not ReportingA first-hand account from Princess Diana’s brother, a Palace pushback — and a media rush to decide what “sounds like” a man they don’t actually know 054
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Omid Scobie is back, on Substack. Personally I detest “rapprochement”. open.substack.com/pub/omidscob... #SussexSquadopen.substack.comHarry, William, Charles and the Empty Promise of ReconciliationThe press keeps finding olive branches, snubs and final straws. But real family estrangement rarely moves that neatly. 4144
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/09/2026See. King Charles is beginning to achieve what he needs; a Heir who will finally do his duty & “serve”. Having Harry & Meghan back in the UK is starting to work. #SussexSquad 3136
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is EXACTLY what Kaiser spoke of. Many Royalists had facts but are so twisted by hate, they miss the forest for the trees. The Sussexes are back at the pleasure of the King. THAT’s the story. A story that began last summer is my guess. Who are these “people” who need an apology? The media right?static.klipy.comWoman Takes a SipALT: Woman Takes a Sip 000
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 31/08/20269 bedrooms is very specific until you realize that’s the # the Sussexes have in Montecito. Lol forever. I agree with Kaiser about what’s believable here. I wonder if the benefit of putting their kids in British schools is less about education & more about experiencing the weight of their titles. 1/2 100
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Trump wants to rename Lake Ontario, which was named in 1641. 1641!!! He wants to call it Lake America, because he has no imagination & he’s a unstable, moldy, diaper wearing dumbf*ck. I prefer this: 010
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember when the British media called Harry & Meghan “irrelevant”? 💅🏽 012
Reposted by @ems-carnival.bsky.socialKarenM (Sussex Squad) @karensussex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026SK 💃🏾🕺@Rimmesfk Derangers have become stand up comedy punch lines😂😂😂😂 This is so funny!!! 12612
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Gobsmacked although, I have been thinking that the next property the Sussex would buy would be in the UK or Ireland but an actual move? Honestly surprised. 370
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 17/08/20262 adulterers, who could not keep their vows to their spouses, who spoke of tampons as a love language & ensnared a literal teenager into marriage so they could have a broodmare, is warning the literal Spare (but mostly his biracial American wife) to **checks notes** “not put a foot wrong again”.static.klipy.comSure JanALT: Sure Jan 011
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 14/08/2026As a Canadian taxpayer, I don’t mind paying for security, especially for the working Royal grandson of the Queen of Canada. Taylor Swift had 6 shows in Toronto, jetting back to the US in between but still she needs security. No sane country wants something bad to happen to a VIP on their soil.static.klipy.comSwag Security Guard on EscalatorALT: Swag Security Guard on Escalator 020
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 11/08/2026After 2 separate articles this week about William being let down by his father for NOT abdicating, I can only imagine how disappointed Willy was when he realized his Dad was very much alive.static.klipy.comJoey Tribbian's Funny WinkALT: Joey Tribbian's Funny Wink 021
Reposted by @ems-carnival.bsky.socialColleen Gruver @colleengruver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026🤣🤣🤣 #SussexSquad 0134
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Still thinking about how inept KP is. Everyone knows who “Kate Middleton” is. She’s sporty, dimpled smile, upper middle class, relatable one. “Catherine” is the friendless snob, who worries how dark her BIL’s children will be. She spreads lies & leaves people in tears with her cutting remarks. 3143
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/08/2026WHAT could these plans be, for the Spare “non-working” Royal & his “irrelevant” biracial American wife? To stop Meghan from taking the Kohinoor in the divorce settlement? Lol forever. Now let’s talk about the real contingency plans…..in case the next King divorces.static.klipy.comMan Giggles with a SmileALT: Man Giggles with a Smile 153
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The King is THE King, with or without the support of his son the Heir. The Heir is just waiting. Each has a Duchy for income. Neither is dependent on the other. It might be good for Willie to note this when he becomes King & George becomes the Heir. Also Alderton was definitely Willie’s inside man.static.klipy.comStacy's Bus Ride Nail CareALT: Stacy's Bus Ride Nail Care 142
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Guys…guess who posted a **checks notes** “summer rewind” carousel on their IG page? You’ll never guess (she says, her voice dripping in sarcasm). Remember there are “those who lead & those who follow, those who are in charge of their lives & those who are at its mercy.”static.klipy.comALT: 241
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 27/07/2026King Charles’s private secretary Sir Clive Alderton, is retiring after 20 years of service. He’s best known by Harry’s nickname “The Wasp”. Alderton, as the King’s representative also sat on RAVEC & I do wonder if RAVEC inexplicably pausing Harry’s security assessment has something to do with this.static.klipy.comALT: 033
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Literally last week Royalists were doubting Meghan was in the UK, despite BP announcing that the King & Queen had met with Harry, Meghan & their children. This week, Royalists are “worried” that the Sussexes could come back as “half in”. Sounds like KP is in a full state of panic. Lol forever.static.klipy.comMan Giggles with a SmileALT: Man Giggles with a Smile 0204
Reposted by @ems-carnival.bsky.socialKaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026100% 0132
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Kaiser: “The problem is that if Harry and Meghan attend public events – like the Invictus Games next year – it will be a total sh-tshow if police aren’t there.” Exactly this! Also it’s amusing how royal reporters & British media haven’t figured out yet that Meghan staying hidden costs them money.static.klipy.comRyan Gosling as Ken in BarbieALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie 152
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Also it was Prince Edward who traveled to Qatar on behalf of King Charles to offer official condolences for the passing of Qatar’s Amir’s father on July 15th. It should have been the Prince William, but he probably refused because he wanted to compete with Harry’s visit and play mini-putt. 131
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is hilarious. Someone’s needs to check on Tom Sykes’ traffic at The Daily Beast’s Royalist page.static.klipy.comMaria Vacratsis in Mamma Mia: It's Karma, Ha!ALT: Maria Vacratsis in Mamma Mia: It's Karma, Ha! 011
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Guys……..the King has met with HIS SON’S CHILDREN. Also known as his GRANDCHILDREN but THIS description is much more accurate. 🤣 #SussexSquad 4112
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Guys…..the King has met with HIS SON’S CHILDREN. Also known as his GRANDCHILDREN but THIS description is much more accurate.static.klipy.comChris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Wow Woah ReactionALT: Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Wow Woah Reaction 010
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hearing this convo, one thing is crystal clear: Brits are not dumb to the situation Charles has stupidly & purposefully created. In fact, it looks to be backfiring spectacularly. 195
Reposted by @ems-carnival.bsky.socialJennifer is #asever along with Meghan @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social · 07/07/2026#sussexsquad Martyn as ever, has one of the best opinions. (📽: The House of Montecito "X") 63213
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/07/20265. & finally, King Charles can only intervene to provide security to his notorious brother, Prince Andy, but not his son, or his son’s family. He can also only provide housing on Royal estates to his notorious brother AND his notorious brother’s daughters BUT not to his son, or his son’s family.static.klipy.comMo and Max Look At Each OtherALT: Mo and Max Look At Each Other 020
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/07/20264. On the private Sandringham Royal estate, someone flew the CONFEDERATE FLAG at a Royal Horse Driving competition. The apology included “We NOW understand the significance of this symbol & the hurt & offence it represents to many people.” Meghan Markle NEVER stood a chance with these people.static.klipy.comALT: 010
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/07/20263. Kate didn’t do a solo trip up 3 hills. Nor did she drive between each hike. She helicoptered onto at least one. She also had a camera crew, a body double, her brother garnet dangle earrings & big blue. Have these people ever considered how much energy they could conserve by telling the truth?static.klipy.comALT: 021
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/07/20262. William carried a chair up a flight or 2 of stairs. Yup. Seriously. “What a hard worker he is” his minions said with glee. It was literally a simple wood chair.static.klipy.comALT: 010
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Things are going to go crazy as Harry arrives in the UK so let’s summarize last week’s Royal events: 1. Camilla had a photo op, during the last days of Pride month with TERF ghoul JK Rowling. In reaction to comments on their IG page, the Palace limited comments. Yes they can! They also doubled down.static.klipy.comALT: 031
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 05/07/2026What in the re-writing of history are we doing here by saying “her desire to follow in the late Queen Elizabeth’s footsteps & pursue a military career”? WHAT military career? QEII trained as a driver & mechanic in 1945. The Queen was promoted to Captain after 5 months because her dad was KING.static.klipy.comMan's Exasperated FacepalmALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm 041
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Well buckle up guys. Sykes is having another breakdown. His “sources” tell him that Harry is raging in “his Montecito mansion” that he isn’t getting security. EXCEPT THAT….the Sussexes may actually be in Europe rn on holiday. CLEARLY WE need to rest & hydrate for upcoming BM meltdowns.media.tenor.coma man with a necklace around his neck is smiling in front of flowersALT: a man with a necklace around his neck is smiling in front of flowers 195
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Sovereign Grant was raised in 2017 for a 10 year period from 15% to 25% of Crown Estate profits to pay for extensive Buckingham Palace renovations. Now that those renos are complete (& it’s been confirmed no Royals will live at BP), the Royals will receive 20.5%….in a cost of living crisis.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his handsALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his hands 153
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Maybe it’s just me but the timing IS interesting that “security measures” have been worked out for the Sussexes to return to the UK next month for the IG “one year to go” event soon AFTER Kate’s “icy glare” when she & the Wales kiddos were booed at Trooping the Colour this past weekend. Right?media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it . 241
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m sorry. Did I read this correctly like 5 hours ago? Prince Andrew has a staff of THREE……..STILL??? This just confirms the greatest sin for the Royals is not in fact, being bffs with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s falling in love with & marrying a biracial American woman.media.tenor.coma man and a woman sit on a couch with #zoeysplaylist on the bottomALT: a man and a woman sit on a couch with #zoeysplaylist on the bottom 011
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I feel for these kids. They’ve had no choice in this. Kate however. She put up with so much humiliation to get to this point just to have her kids also now endure the wrath of tax paying Brits. Wow. 152
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 12/06/2026RR Richard Eden: “Although Invictus, over time, became solely associated with its patron Harry, his father, brother, sister-in-law and stepmother remained supporters of the charity…” Really?? Because it’s been literal years since any of the Royals have cheered on Team Britain. YEARS! #SussexSquad 1122
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This most definitely does not sound fun. Some medications make one more sensitive to the sun & heat so I wonder if this is why a particular Royal cancelled their attendance so last minute last year. 000
Reposted by @ems-carnival.bsky.socialJennifer is #asever along with Meghan @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social · 25/05/2026When I see it, I must post it: 2269
ems-carnival.bsky.social @ems-carnival.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Don’t worry everyone. “The British Monarchy is in good hands.” The hands: #SussexSquad 😂 1137
