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Emry 🐕

@emry.dog
1.7K followers 411 following 2.1K posts

🔞, 30, Tomboy puppy, They/Them/He/She/Her/It, I’m a loser on the internet, I make music and play yugioh, Caution I cum a lot and pee my pants

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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 6h
Fair assessment… can relate…
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 6h
Power bottom for sure though right?
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 7h
Very controversial warning… Bar soap is far superior to body wash and always will be
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 8h
Sorry I mean “make love”
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 8h
So the coyote and roadrunner fuck right?
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026
Idk…. I started reading this big chess book and I am only on like chapter 3 but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works >:3
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026
I love playing chess because what’d you mean you’re trying to “mate me”?like okay bro go right ahead…
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026
My granny always told me, Go out and twist today’s dick before it can twist yours
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Notafurrytho @notafurrytho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Successful hunt
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#artstuff @offbeatbarking.bsky.social wanted everyone to draw, so here is a dog I did while watching reruns of Best in Jest.
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026
I keep sending me girlfriends Coyote X Road runner porn but they won’t respond to me????? Why god whyyyy
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026
At Plato’s Symposium breeding twinks who are sure to bring about the end of the empire
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026
Lifted my girl up off the bed with one arm today, I’m hitting my fitness goals 😮‍💨
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/09/2026
All my slim fit and taper fit jeans have become skin tight on my big juicy thighs and ass
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 25/09/2026
I’d feel safer if I knew my pilot was flying in their fursuit
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 24/09/2026
Can’t believe bros name was “Crumpled Foreskin”
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 24/09/2026
They just don’t give over the pants handjobs like they used to :/
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 23/09/2026
For science :3
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 23/09/2026
Damn that’s like nothing :(
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 23/09/2026
What are the macros of a healthy sized load?
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 23/09/2026
How much protein is in nut?
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21/09/2026
I have to wear a suit and tie everyday for my new job so part of the reason I’ve been working out so much is to look less like a goober, and now… I still look like a goober it’s just easier to pick up heavy stuff 😭
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21/09/2026
“We’re just innocent men”
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026
If I dressed in full cowboy attire to the next furry convention I attend, what are the chances I could wrangle myself up some “cattle”?
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026
Do not let the “unflavored” collagen powder fool you like it fooled me… it does have a “flavor” and it’s fucking disgusting my gawd
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 16/09/2026
Really what’s another 10lbs 👀👀👀
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 16/09/2026
Catch me in the gym doing set after set of overhead presses
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 16/09/2026
Weighed myself the other day and I’ve put on about 20lbs of muscle… I’m not gonna stop until I can toss my gf in the air like it’s nothing
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 15/09/2026
I love topping cause I get to switch over to dumb caveman brain
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 15/09/2026
Me and my gf just nutted so much on our wife 💕
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 11/09/2026
Something tells me they aren’t after boy pussy 😞
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 11/09/2026
This is a cinematic masterpiece
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026
I’m pretty certain all werewolves do is smell bad and jack off all day…. God they have it so good… fuck
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026
“Oh no help… I’ve turned into a big hairy horny wolf man… also I stink”
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026
Werewolf transformations are so hot im sweating at my desk just thinking about it
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026
One thing that really sucks if AI ends up enslaving humanity is I won’t end up as some evil robot overlords concubine cause robots don’t even need sex 😭
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 09/09/2026
Life is exponentially more enjoyable when you give in to being a nasty little gremlin
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Absurd Owl @absurdowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bare bunny
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026
“SHOULD’VE BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNING, BANGING MY HEAD”
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026
Wake up babe! We’re crushing beers and blasting creeds debut album “my own prison”
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026
The stuff is like my second favorite part…
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026
Cum and jizz and stuff
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TRGreta *commissions open* @trgreta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everybody knows that with the sacred Essence, witches make the infamous love bread!
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/08/2026
Is there an angrier album than Iowa? And if so could you please send it to me…
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 25/08/2026
Unrelated I’m hella strong now 😤
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 25/08/2026
I’ve been very busy listening to Slipknots first 3 albums and seething with rage
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 20/08/2026
Weight rack hate to see me coming after work this week 😤
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Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 19/08/2026
Coming up on 3 weeks of lifting everyday after work and my Levi 501s never looked so good cupping my ass
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