Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 7hVery controversial warning… Bar soap is far superior to body wash and always will be 020
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026Idk…. I started reading this big chess book and I am only on like chapter 3 but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works >:3 010
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026I love playing chess because what’d you mean you’re trying to “mate me”?like okay bro go right ahead… 180
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 29/09/2026My granny always told me, Go out and twist today’s dick before it can twist yours 030
Reposted by Emry 🐕🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#artstuff @offbeatbarking.bsky.social wanted everyone to draw, so here is a dog I did while watching reruns of Best in Jest. 132948530
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026I keep sending me girlfriends Coyote X Road runner porn but they won’t respond to me????? Why god whyyyy 040
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026At Plato’s Symposium breeding twinks who are sure to bring about the end of the empire 050
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026Lifted my girl up off the bed with one arm today, I’m hitting my fitness goals 😮💨 070
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/09/2026All my slim fit and taper fit jeans have become skin tight on my big juicy thighs and ass 060
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21/09/2026I have to wear a suit and tie everyday for my new job so part of the reason I’ve been working out so much is to look less like a goober, and now… I still look like a goober it’s just easier to pick up heavy stuff 😭 240
Reposted by Emry 🐕We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We’re just normal men 61242433
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026If I dressed in full cowboy attire to the next furry convention I attend, what are the chances I could wrangle myself up some “cattle”? 160
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026Do not let the “unflavored” collagen powder fool you like it fooled me… it does have a “flavor” and it’s fucking disgusting my gawd 041
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 16/09/2026Weighed myself the other day and I’ve put on about 20lbs of muscle… I’m not gonna stop until I can toss my gf in the air like it’s nothing 3140
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026I’m pretty certain all werewolves do is smell bad and jack off all day…. God they have it so good… fuck 050
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026“Oh no help… I’ve turned into a big hairy horny wolf man… also I stink” 060
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026Werewolf transformations are so hot im sweating at my desk just thinking about it 180
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026One thing that really sucks if AI ends up enslaving humanity is I won’t end up as some evil robot overlords concubine cause robots don’t even need sex 😭 160
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 09/09/2026Life is exponentially more enjoyable when you give in to being a nasty little gremlin 090
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026Wake up babe! We’re crushing beers and blasting creeds debut album “my own prison” 182
Reposted by Emry 🐕TRGreta *commissions open* @trgreta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Everybody knows that with the sacred Essence, witches make the infamous love bread! 432044
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/08/2026Is there an angrier album than Iowa? And if so could you please send it to me… 000
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 25/08/2026I’ve been very busy listening to Slipknots first 3 albums and seething with rage 140
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 19/08/2026Coming up on 3 weeks of lifting everyday after work and my Levi 501s never looked so good cupping my ass 060