Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 19hI love playing chess because what’d you mean you’re trying to “mate me”?like okay bro go right ahead… 180
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21hMy granny always told me, Go out and twist today’s dick before it can twist yours 030
Reposted by Emry 🐕🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#artstuff @offbeatbarking.bsky.social wanted everyone to draw, so here is a dog I did while watching reruns of Best in Jest. 132840507
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026I keep sending me girlfriends Coyote X Road runner porn but they won’t respond to me????? Why god whyyyy 040
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026At Plato’s Symposium breeding twinks who are sure to bring about the end of the empire 050
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 28/09/2026Lifted my girl up off the bed with one arm today, I’m hitting my fitness goals 😮💨 070
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/09/2026All my slim fit and taper fit jeans have become skin tight on my big juicy thighs and ass 060
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21/09/2026I have to wear a suit and tie everyday for my new job so part of the reason I’ve been working out so much is to look less like a goober, and now… I still look like a goober it’s just easier to pick up heavy stuff 😭 240
Reposted by Emry 🐕We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We’re just normal men 61201417
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026If I dressed in full cowboy attire to the next furry convention I attend, what are the chances I could wrangle myself up some “cattle”? 160
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 18/09/2026Do not let the “unflavored” collagen powder fool you like it fooled me… it does have a “flavor” and it’s fucking disgusting my gawd 041
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 16/09/2026Weighed myself the other day and I’ve put on about 20lbs of muscle… I’m not gonna stop until I can toss my gf in the air like it’s nothing 3140
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026I’m pretty certain all werewolves do is smell bad and jack off all day…. God they have it so good… fuck 050
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026Werewolf transformations are so hot im sweating at my desk just thinking about it 180
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 10/09/2026One thing that really sucks if AI ends up enslaving humanity is I won’t end up as some evil robot overlords concubine cause robots don’t even need sex 😭 160
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 09/09/2026Life is exponentially more enjoyable when you give in to being a nasty little gremlin 090
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 03/09/2026Wake up babe! We’re crushing beers and blasting creeds debut album “my own prison” 182
Reposted by Emry 🐕TRGreta *commissions open* @trgreta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Everybody knows that with the sacred Essence, witches make the infamous love bread! 432044
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 26/08/2026Is there an angrier album than Iowa? And if so could you please send it to me… 000
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 25/08/2026I’ve been very busy listening to Slipknots first 3 albums and seething with rage 140
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 19/08/2026Coming up on 3 weeks of lifting everyday after work and my Levi 501s never looked so good cupping my ass 060
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 14/08/2026A theatre employee stopped me today to tell me I looked like Tom Holland and I am gonna be riding this high for AWHILE CHAT 090
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 13/08/2026I don’t want to hump stuffies… but the dog in me… THE DEMON IN ME WANTS TO HUMP THE STUFFIES 0121
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 13/08/2026It makes me so happy how much furry art and paintings of naked ladies we have up around our house… it’s beautiful 💕 170
Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 13/08/2026“So what would you say are your biggest fitness goals” “Ummmm to be a big strong sexy puppy… I mean… to like be healthier and have more energy or whatever…” 0120
Reposted by Emry 🐕nopetrol (ws) 🔞 @nopetrolws.bsky.social · 13/03/2025cw: watersports the real surprise is that there was a piss alt all along!! 161733279
Reposted by Emry 🐕Emry 🐕 @emry.dog · 21/02/2026PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY 1119031
Reposted by Emry 🐕SigmaX Art @sigmaxart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026local rabbit finds self in pretzel 667145
Reposted by Emry 🐕🌈🔞 Ames✨️ @dizzymilky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026are u gonna delete that or- comm for @/verysmollee on FA! 446092
Reposted by Emry 🐕🌟Skai🌟 was @ EF @skiaskai.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Her growing little barghest 272050322