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Michael Tichy

@emptywrites.bsky.social
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“Writing is a marathon you’re allowed to get drunk during” - Kurosawa Author of ambivalent realism and other variations of sadness. Wound of the West out now from Castaigne Publishing. castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/p…

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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With Primetime set to blow up it would be an awesome time for a lucky and smart publisher to snatch up my vampire novel that is To Catch a Predator x Interview with the Vampire
Scene from Byzantium. Vampire murdering man, but sexy. Banner reads To Catch a Predator
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today was the best day. The world is coming apart but damn if a capybara on your lap chirping away doesn’t shut all that bad stuff up for a moment. These guys are supernaturally chill and invite the chill in anyone subject to their field of serotonin. Magical.
Capybara and happy man hanging outCapybara being cute eating haySuper happy hanging out with capybara Feeding mama and baby capybara treats
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
K.C. a main character in my vampire novel, clearing her head after spending hours in chat rooms laying bait for incels. Honestly, how can you not want to read this?
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My vampire novel is on sub. This pretty much encapsulates the gist of it. “Yeah. I mean, the prose is fire but i don’t know what you’re implying by sending me a book about vampires murdering incels.” -Bram Stoker, author of Lair of the White Worm
Scene of woman vampire feeding on a man in a chair. Taken from the film Byzantium. Text banner above reads To catch a predator
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When the guy who got famous for playing a vampire is starring in a movie about a guy who was an influence on your vampire novel that dares to ask, what if a vampire fed entirely on incels?
Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime. In suit with hands wide. Caption says “you realize how this looks, right ?”
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think more novels should have Greek tragedy type choirs telling the mc how badly they’re fucking things up so I’m going to be the change I want to see in the world. Anyway, this edit is going swimmingly, thanks for asking.
Man in blue hoodie smiles with eyes closed in front of a seaside alcove
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Very excited to get this out in the world
Butterfly meme. Dude is a novelist releasing butterfly “my new book about torture and despair at an RFK wellness camp” asking “is this litfic?”
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
AQI in central Ohio is nearly triple the highest it’s ever been. Welcome to the future that was absolutely avoidable
Smoky sky. Sun is a pale yellow dot with a sickly orange aura. A feeble island in an ocean of gray. None of us wanted this but we are all captive to the psychosis of unmitigated aggregation where wealth is found wanting and the creature has but one set of skills and seeks relief in further acquisition and on and on. Ñ
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The skies are a uniform off white and it smells like burning tires. Reminding me of my vampire novel on sub, where global warming has effectively made the vampires into daywalkers.
Painting of a vampire, upturned collar, in profile. Grotesque and ancient
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finished the first draft of novel number four today.
Bald man with a shot of vodka. He looks tiredExcerpt photographed from text of a book. Reads: 

“You’re kind, but it’s poorly spent. If I go, it will be because there is no other path left to me, and so to delay the inevitable would be the greater torment. If it seems I linger, it is only because there is a logic here my mind can chew to paste, and even swallow, and out there I am a wind-whipped leaf, cast between the unknowable sky and jagged ground. Either I am mystified or horrified, and when I let understanding fill the cracks of my foundation, it is always the house of horrors that resolves itself.”
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
About 5k away from completing novel 4 which means I basically have three unsold novels now. One polished and two about to enter the editing process. I’m going to be pitching like buckets of water off a sinking ship at Printers Row in September. Taking a jackhammer to the ceiling. Whatever it takes.
A possum who is also a wizard, covers the front of a tank top like a shield. Like a ward against bad vibes. The man wearing this tank top is sweaty, displaying the agony of too many miles on a 51 year old frame. But don’t underestimate him.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You might not like it but this is what peak writer looks like.
iPad and keyboard with a plush fox behind it and a dozing noodle horse in the background
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you live in Portland Oregon I’m in your public library now. Which is pretty rad.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I am the spirit of summer
Bald man with sexy mustache contemplating glass of red wine with tank top reading “Not trying to slut shame but some of you could be sluttier”.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
First time making zorza. I used too much garlic but it’s still pretty tasty
Marinated pork and fried potatoes Marinated pork Fried potatoes
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’ve been reading a lot of Steinbeck. Working my way through all the novels I hadn’t already read and finished To a God Unknown today. I think it has a lot to say about American mythology that is extremely relevant today. THREAD
Anthology of early Steinbeck novels on an unfinished wood table
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Photo of me deleting all my Clair Obscur files immediately after completing the game
Tibetan monks destroy a mandala in an affirmation of the ephemeral nature of all things
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Lol
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My dog is super cute and snuggly
Black greyhound smiles in rainbow star pajamas
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In 2026 I will try to hold my words more gently… and maybe show more skin.
Man in dude sweater toasts the new year
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy holidays from the cusp of the void.
Man in Santa hat and martyrs shirt holds White Russian
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That last comment 😂
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Cheers
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
Black and white. Woman dressed like a nun cradles another woman’s head with the caption I am damned
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The vampire book is done. 2 years, drawn out by tragedy and health crises. Maybe that’s the crucible in which a vampire novel is best made. If so, I hope this is my only one.
Bearded man choked by gruesome hand
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Voidcon 3 is done. I feel like each year is a refinement and so each year is the best year. We, and I mean every one of you who shared time with us, are why this community is special. Thank you. We are cocreating something unique and wonderful and I’m grateful for it and for you 🖤 my heart is full
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Kodak keychain arrived
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’ve got your whimsy
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I think this is one of the best pictures I’ve taken of Sabrina. At least the best in a long while
A whit greyhound with spots sleeps on her side on a brown couch. She lays on a sleeping pad and there are bits of sunlight.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Way ahead of u
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Here’s a Zanti misfit throwing a Molotov cocktail
A full color tattoo of an ant like creature with a human like face throwing a flaming Molotov
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Does Grace Jones Medusa count?
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Black greyhound (Sunny) snoozes on plushy squid. Squid’s name is Dunk.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
In the Eyes of the Hungry is available now (link below). -Meet the authors- C. Walker Blackwell, A Dark and Writhing Sea “The farm boy from Oklahoma has gone missing. By morning, the whole town will join him.” castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/product/in-t...
Black and white phot of man leaning on wall Book cover depicting person holding scythe
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
In the Eyes of the Hungry is available now (link below). -Meet the authors- Jennifer McArdle, Of Bats and Apes “looked up monsters from 1930s films and learned about the Ape Lady…and wrote a dust bowl tale of two misfit friends trying to survive.” castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/product/in-t...
Author photo of a woman wearing glasses with a plant in the background Book cover depicts a person holding a scythe
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
In the Eyes of the Hungry is available now (link below). -Meet the authors- Brendan Vidito, From Cold Cometh the Devil “It came with the storm. A liminal terror—part human, part beast, part devil. An ancient force of malice and judgment… 1/2 castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/product/in-t...
Black and white picture of a man wearing glasses Book cover. Gritty image of person holding scythe
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
In the Eyes of the Hungry is available now (link below). -Meet the authors- David Simmons, A Sickness in Pigtown “My story was inspired by a newspaper article my wife found about a gun battle in Baltimore that one of her relatives was involved in.” castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/product/in-t...
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Last day in Spain
Man drinks sangria
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Stay dry and inebriated for me @stokercon friends. I walked 14 miles in the rain mostly uphill to get here today.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’ll miss my friends at #stokercon but my consolation prize isn’t bad. Walked Caldes de Reis to Padrón Spain today. Santiago tomorrow.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
In Baiona. Scribbling in a notepad. I toss a potato chip to three pigeons waiting to fight for it. So i basically am Hemingway.
Sitting at a cafe table in Baiona Spain drinking beer and feeling full of himself, man in Bimini shirt with storefronts and plants in background
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Can’t believe this is real.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Today I hiked through a pine forest, took a zodiac from Portugal to Spain, walked up a mountain to sit in literal and figurative mist & contemplate my place in 2k year old Celtic ruins & then bought the most amazing 6$ white wine you’d ever have & Spanish ruffles and watched dubbed A Team episodes.
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
4.5 miles so far today. About 1/3 of the way. 930a local. Time for a mini beer
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Bit of the walk today
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Beachside port wine at Sai Paolo. Camino day one. About 7 miles so far.
Happy man drink port wine. Little beach cafe of sai Paolo
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Michael Tichy @emptywrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Porto
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