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Jesus was a Commie

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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Only libs would stand with baby killers in the wake of open fascism.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Well that’s fine bc Iran is not a terrorist regime. Unlike Israel.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Steve Bannon has called for President Trump to invoke the Defense Production Act in order to seize SpaceX "tonight before midnight" and deport Elon Musk.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The coaches of the other ⚾️ team had a prayer session for both teams at the end of the game. They didn’t ask permission. They didn’t tell us what was going on. Then some douche bag in a “Jesus Won” tshirt starts laying out Bible verses. Fuck all the way off.
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
“Under communism there will be a police state.” Meanwhile under capitalism:
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fuck Israel.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/05/2025
Happy Wednesday
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ignore the genocide. That makes it ok.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If there is a god, Joe Biden would choke on shit while dying in pain.
If there is a god, Joe Biden would choke on shit while dying in pain.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My followers.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Spent the weekend in a sleepy country down for a wedding. So…naturally I spouted communist propaganda the whole time. Just avoid the red scare words and people lap it up.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Never forget. When you see a “HE IS RISEN” sign…thats about my peener.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 16/04/2025
TikTok freeze screenshot with two dudes and the text says the reason so many billionaires want to go to space is because guillotines need gravity to function.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If we see a 🐷/🧊 hiding their identity and attacking or detaining a civilian…we have every obligation to treat them as what they are…t€rrorists. We’re heroes missing one small heroic act to warrant our celebration.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Bernie/AOC popularity surge has shown some of y’all were just fence sitting libs all along.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Me:*orders drink to go knowing full well the hotel ain’t having it* Leave a good tip and just move. Waiting on elevator. Waiter: “excuse me” Me: “no way” Waiter: “you forgot this” *hands me my wrist brace* *Looks right at my drink and smiles.* Cheers guy.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
After 2 hours of delays, my flight has been “deemed airworthy”. It may be another 10 mins for the gate agent to move the ramp. Flying cattle.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Meme: Wrestlers
First pane: 2 wrestlers squaring off. “Corey Booker did a 25 hour filibuster”
second pane: wrestler 1 flipping off wrestler 2. “Masturbating in public is illegal.”
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
24 hours in. The purple is a lot darker in person. 😬
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I bought another *can of soup for my family* today. For reasons.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Guys. It’s woke to not be a n a z i. Also…peaceful protests are kind of lame.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“You kids and your marijuana cigarettes are getting out of control. Can barely even see the mailbox.”
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nazis in full regalia while sieg heiling.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Goddamn, the zios are just rewriting history.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
As someone who lives in pro-Palestine or communist garb of sorts, was surprised by the attention my new Cola shirt got at my kids game today. *smooches* #luigi
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you see one of these trucks behind you…do everyone a favor and brake really hard.
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
ITS FUN TO TAKE A TRIP PUT ACID IN YOUR VEINS
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YouTube video by 1000 Homo DJs - Topic
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
And this is why Hasan is just a lib reformist whose only real positive is that he sometimes introducing leftism to people who eventually move past him.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I always thought a life/path less traveled that would be lovely is an island resort bar tender. On slow days playing guitar by myself. And social days getting paid to get wp drunk.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If “planned obsolescence” isn’t in your lexicon…you can stay at the kiddie table and talk about the weather/food/sports. I’m sick of people who don’t know their dick from their elbow weighing in on actually important topics.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.” Even if it’s the hand that hits you? This is about wage slavery.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My phone just corrected duck to fuck. DUCK TO FUCK ITS TIME TO BE SCARED. TECH HAS COME TOO FAR.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Lego “Canadian Mount Rushmore.” I mean…if we can’t get back to the original Six Grandfathers…this would be an improvement.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There’s a blood moon tonight. I think it’s preggers.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You’re frozen for 1,000 years…for reasons. You have a thermonuclear grenade in case shits fucked. A friendly gentleman wakes you and tells you the situation. He’s wearing a necktie. You detonate the grenade.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Burn.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Flagrant false advertising.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Elitist masturbation.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thanks Obama. www.foxnews.com/us/indiana-b...
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Indiana boy, 10, dead after 340-pound foster mom sits on him for 'acting bad'
A Indiana boy, 10, was killed after his 340-pound foster mother sat on him for several minutes because he was "acting bad." The young boy weighed 91 pounds.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Libs are back on their outed Nazi route…
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Big Burt @hurricaneburt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
And Danzig sing… “Whoooaaa ohhhh ohhhh…inbreeders whoaaah ohhh ohhhh”
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
No sympathy for blue bloods. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/w...
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A Young Prince of Luxembourg Dies of a Rare Genetic Disease
Prince Frederik, 22, was a founder and the creative director of a foundation that raised awareness of POLG disorder.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What is the opposite of this and how do I join?
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Media is far from independent truthful. Use that to fuck with it.
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Jesus was a Commie @emptythepoopoos.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is the exact reason why I have a vERY hard time envisioning a revolution with mystics.
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R!ot NOW! 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Bird sticker set $15 for 12 bird stickers! Backyard birds of North America: Series 1! 🐦 Featuring Bewick's wren, belted kingfisher, Northern cardinal, oriole, common grackle, western tanager, bushtit, house finch, downy woodpecker, Steller's jay, goldfinch, Northern mockingbird 🪶
12 bird stickers handmade by me of backyard birds of North America 12 bird stickers handmade by me of backyard birds of North America bird sticker handmade by me of a western tanager A bird sticker handmade by me on a thank you card
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