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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work

@emptymind.bsky.social
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Cranky GenX Goth Autistic. Agnostic. Ace. Positive Nihilist. More Walter Mitty than Walter White. Cats >>> People. www.dmtalchemy.com I design stuff. Hire me.

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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look what just arrived! Thanks @lkcreations.art !!
A copy of “can you spot the cat” from LK creations. It came with two beautiful archival prints and a card. It is lovely.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn you two. I hope it gets better before it gets worse. :( California sends goodwill.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah. And on day two? I tied a big-ass pirate flag and a hot pink fox tail to my cart. It was chaotic fun alll the way down.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/ ideas of what country/bluegrass/rock can be. I love that. I live experiencing new (to me) things, and helping folks do their thing, and …and …and. Just an incredibly awesome experience. Especially since I wasn’t spectating. Hell, they even pay decent(ish). Cant wait for next year. I am a convert.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/ I’m an older white dude with a beard and a waxed canvas cowboy hat, I’m not dumb…). But the VAST majority were just interesting, cool, diverse people. All colors, all ages, all genders. And none of them were corporate shitstains. It. Was. Amazing. I even got to hear a lot of music that broadened /
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/ was actually hella fun. And the bands? They were universally nice. Only one group (who I do not remember the name of and wouldn’t say even if I did) was even vaguely douchey. And even then they were good natured about it, in a kind of a country boy bro way. (And yes, it probably helped that /
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/ spend all day driving a golf cart all over Golden Gate Park delivering the artists to and from various stages so they could do their thing, meet their people, etc etc etc…. I met SO MANY PEOPLE. Normally this exhausts and horrifies me (yay for the ‘tisms), but since I had a task and a role, it /
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just had the BEST weekend in a long long time. I spent Saturday and Sunday , from 8am to 8pm, at #hardlystrictlybluegrass. Now, I’m not a big fan of bluegrass or country music. Some of it is ok, some is just twee bullshit. But #HSB is a lot more than that. And my job there was to /
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am convinced that anyone with any kind of empathy or goodness in them is destined to be a fan of Gail Simone. She is a truly genuine beacon for decency, humor, and mercilessly mocking the evil in the world.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is ALWAYS (ALWAYS) some clearly well off white dude saying this. Fucking ALLLLLLWAYS. WE DO NOT NEED TO “HAVE A FRIENDLY LUNCH” WITH PEOPLE WHO CANNOT PERCEIVE OTHER HUMANS AS HUMAN.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh Gail. Never change. (Srsly though. Good looking lasagna….)
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GODDAMNIT. Teach me to not read before posting.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello Kitty is BFFs with Jack Reacher. Many people have said so.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You have been chosen, judged, and found to be warm and comfortable. The highest honor cat can bestow.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you learn how? Write it down. Ours REFUSED to track or plan in any meaningful way, to the eventual destruction of our sanity. Thankfully they’re in college now where they have to Figure It Out or else.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AND NOBODY MENTION THAT JESUS WASNT WHITE. because that’s a stoning! And a paddlin! AND a Dunkin’ in the Witch Pond. Oh fuck! Someone said “witch”, BURN THEM.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To Wolfsbane: damn girl! AwooooooGAH OW OW IM SORRY To Dazzler: Damn girl! You so lit (the rest is silent as she consumes the noise and lasers my face with it…)
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you’re giving my people too much credit. We’d find some shit to kill each other over WAY faster than that. And it’d be a damn sight dumber than hair color.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re rail-shaming that poor shark. Are you kind of raillist? It’s not that sharks fault it needs a good railing to hunt.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO THOUGHTS. ONLY #MURDER #fridayfury
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hand is up. Please do not let The Joker beat him to death with a crowbar.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They said “vampire”, not “moist ghoul”.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
The vampires from the movie “Near Dark”.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great new idea!!! #Halloween fun for everyone! A spooky Halloween advent calendar, with a different body part behind every little door!
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Misread that as Dickle Pickle Poutine and got VERY ALARMED for a moment. Rereading it correctly didn’t really help tho. Why do people do these things? Soon. Soon we will have the ultimate form: Dill Pickle Pumpkin Spiced Bacon Infused Poutine. With extra foam.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. And then I would sip it and smile as the blade came down.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m “close encounters of the third kind (at the drive in)” old.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dearest heart…… how? What? So… so FAR! So HIGH!? Yes well….. But you only have two legs!! Oh my love, you’re not the only clever one. Apparently. I am, truly, impressed!
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just curious, since you’re on the subject. Which of your books is your biggest earner?
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’ll be OK father. I promise.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The bathroom is this way”
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every. Damn. Day.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Madcap. He’s NOT a hero. He’s completely insane, has Wolvies healing power x1000, can make other people barking craycray with a look, cannot feel pain (or much else), and would drive Mutina absolutely 100% over the edge. Which I personally would love to see.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would see these fucking signs all over Oakland. Something g always seemed REALLY sketchy about it. I am shocked, SHOCKED I say to learn it was yet another scene by RichAssholeCo™️ to separate the less fortunate from what little they still had.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Show vs. Show #reacher vs. #neagley Look, I like the Neagley show, and the character (annoyed they decided to make her “damaged” instead of ace, but w/e) It’s stupid fun. But it is unquestionably worse than Reacher. Why? Simple. Reacher knows it’s dumb fun. Neagley takes itself WAY too serious.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When’s the Netflix miniseries coming out? And who’s playing the nose?
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As your resident “token white guy”, allow me to proffer my sincerest congrats. 😁
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You show me yours and I’ll show you mine…… THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT. WEIRDO. #bookshelf
My row of “recently reads” and TBR. Really just putting g some of the piles laying about the house in order. The five on the right are TBR. 

Not pictured: the entirety of the currently published Dungeon Crawler Carl series which is still downstairs. I love books.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to take this shot. #kitty and #sunbeam
A small
Orange kitty luxuriating
In a sunbeam. 

She won at life.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JWs came to our place. I spent a good 30 minutes getting them to explain their version of hell, and being confused why it seemed like not such a bad thing. On another occasion I made them stand outside in the rain while I stood inside and gleefully watched them moisten.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nope.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agreed. Nightcrawler was my first “favorite mutant”. Still a VERY close second behind Longshot. Also, I just realized, you need (NEED) to write Longshot. Oh yes. Yes you do.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don’t actually know what “communism” is, do you? I mean, I do not disagree with your intent, which is pretty clear, but c’mon - words mean things, y’know?
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Getting a lot of strong Esme Weatherwax vibes off this. Definitely approve.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It just hit me. #EdSheeran is LITERALLY the #vampire from #sinners.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just saw the Squarespace #goth ad. That’s it. Turning in my goth card. If this what what we’ve become, I don’t want it anymore. (I’m still me. But fuck that ad. Sideways. With a burning rosebush. In a vat of acid. Wearing a gimp suit. Made of hot pink leather. With no air holes.)
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Subscription”. Fuck Disney.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dearest. Must you lurk right there? I am PROTECTING you!! Not to seem ungrateful, my heart, but….. from what? Sssshhhhhh!!! They could be sneaking upon us even now!! Who? GOPHERS!! They strike from below!
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Car are magical. Car make man leg dinky. Man dinky leg.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aint no thing. I’ve been a fan of The Cat and Samurai story forever. Just happy to have a piece of it for Mine own, and if it helps out a cool artist? All To The good. :)
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