The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look what just arrived! Thanks @lkcreations.art !! 1223
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn you two. I hope it gets better before it gets worse. :( California sends goodwill. 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh yeah. And on day two? I tied a big-ass pirate flag and a hot pink fox tail to my cart. It was chaotic fun alll the way down. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026/ ideas of what country/bluegrass/rock can be. I love that. I live experiencing new (to me) things, and helping folks do their thing, and …and …and. Just an incredibly awesome experience. Especially since I wasn’t spectating. Hell, they even pay decent(ish). Cant wait for next year. I am a convert. 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026/ I’m an older white dude with a beard and a waxed canvas cowboy hat, I’m not dumb…). But the VAST majority were just interesting, cool, diverse people. All colors, all ages, all genders. And none of them were corporate shitstains. It. Was. Amazing. I even got to hear a lot of music that broadened / 100
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026/ was actually hella fun. And the bands? They were universally nice. Only one group (who I do not remember the name of and wouldn’t say even if I did) was even vaguely douchey. And even then they were good natured about it, in a kind of a country boy bro way. (And yes, it probably helped that / 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026/ spend all day driving a golf cart all over Golden Gate Park delivering the artists to and from various stages so they could do their thing, meet their people, etc etc etc…. I met SO MANY PEOPLE. Normally this exhausts and horrifies me (yay for the ‘tisms), but since I had a task and a role, it / 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just had the BEST weekend in a long long time. I spent Saturday and Sunday , from 8am to 8pm, at #hardlystrictlybluegrass. Now, I’m not a big fan of bluegrass or country music. Some of it is ok, some is just twee bullshit. But #HSB is a lot more than that. And my job there was to / 100
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am convinced that anyone with any kind of empathy or goodness in them is destined to be a fan of Gail Simone. She is a truly genuine beacon for decency, humor, and mercilessly mocking the evil in the world. 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is ALWAYS (ALWAYS) some clearly well off white dude saying this. Fucking ALLLLLLWAYS. WE DO NOT NEED TO “HAVE A FRIENDLY LUNCH” WITH PEOPLE WHO CANNOT PERCEIVE OTHER HUMANS AS HUMAN. 0193
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh Gail. Never change. (Srsly though. Good looking lasagna….) 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026GODDAMNIT. Teach me to not read before posting. 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hello Kitty is BFFs with Jack Reacher. Many people have said so. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You have been chosen, judged, and found to be warm and comfortable. The highest honor cat can bestow. 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you learn how? Write it down. Ours REFUSED to track or plan in any meaningful way, to the eventual destruction of our sanity. Thankfully they’re in college now where they have to Figure It Out or else. 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026AND NOBODY MENTION THAT JESUS WASNT WHITE. because that’s a stoning! And a paddlin! AND a Dunkin’ in the Witch Pond. Oh fuck! Someone said “witch”, BURN THEM. 030
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To Wolfsbane: damn girl! AwooooooGAH OW OW IM SORRY To Dazzler: Damn girl! You so lit (the rest is silent as she consumes the noise and lasers my face with it…) 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think you’re giving my people too much credit. We’d find some shit to kill each other over WAY faster than that. And it’d be a damn sight dumber than hair color. 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re rail-shaming that poor shark. Are you kind of raillist? It’s not that sharks fault it needs a good railing to hunt. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026NO THOUGHTS. ONLY #MURDER #fridayfury 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My hand is up. Please do not let The Joker beat him to death with a crowbar. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They said “vampire”, not “moist ghoul”. 0170
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Great new idea!!! #Halloween fun for everyone! A spooky Halloween advent calendar, with a different body part behind every little door! 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Misread that as Dickle Pickle Poutine and got VERY ALARMED for a moment. Rereading it correctly didn’t really help tho. Why do people do these things? Soon. Soon we will have the ultimate form: Dill Pickle Pumpkin Spiced Bacon Infused Poutine. With extra foam. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes. And then I would sip it and smile as the blade came down. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m “close encounters of the third kind (at the drive in)” old. 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dearest heart…… how? What? So… so FAR! So HIGH!? Yes well….. But you only have two legs!! Oh my love, you’re not the only clever one. Apparently. I am, truly, impressed! 020
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just curious, since you’re on the subject. Which of your books is your biggest earner? 050
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You’ll be OK father. I promise. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“The bathroom is this way” 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Madcap. He’s NOT a hero. He’s completely insane, has Wolvies healing power x1000, can make other people barking craycray with a look, cannot feel pain (or much else), and would drive Mutina absolutely 100% over the edge. Which I personally would love to see. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would see these fucking signs all over Oakland. Something g always seemed REALLY sketchy about it. I am shocked, SHOCKED I say to learn it was yet another scene by RichAssholeCo™️ to separate the less fortunate from what little they still had. 211
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Show vs. Show #reacher vs. #neagley Look, I like the Neagley show, and the character (annoyed they decided to make her “damaged” instead of ace, but w/e) It’s stupid fun. But it is unquestionably worse than Reacher. Why? Simple. Reacher knows it’s dumb fun. Neagley takes itself WAY too serious. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When’s the Netflix miniseries coming out? And who’s playing the nose? 020
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As your resident “token white guy”, allow me to proffer my sincerest congrats. 😁 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You show me yours and I’ll show you mine…… THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT. WEIRDO. #bookshelf 210
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had to take this shot. #kitty and #sunbeam 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026JWs came to our place. I spent a good 30 minutes getting them to explain their version of hell, and being confused why it seemed like not such a bad thing. On another occasion I made them stand outside in the rain while I stood inside and gleefully watched them moisten. 110
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Agreed. Nightcrawler was my first “favorite mutant”. Still a VERY close second behind Longshot. Also, I just realized, you need (NEED) to write Longshot. Oh yes. Yes you do. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You don’t actually know what “communism” is, do you? I mean, I do not disagree with your intent, which is pretty clear, but c’mon - words mean things, y’know? 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Getting a lot of strong Esme Weatherwax vibes off this. Definitely approve. 030
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It just hit me. #EdSheeran is LITERALLY the #vampire from #sinners. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just saw the Squarespace #goth ad. That’s it. Turning in my goth card. If this what what we’ve become, I don’t want it anymore. (I’m still me. But fuck that ad. Sideways. With a burning rosebush. In a vat of acid. Wearing a gimp suit. Made of hot pink leather. With no air holes.) 010
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Subscription”. Fuck Disney. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dearest. Must you lurk right there? I am PROTECTING you!! Not to seem ungrateful, my heart, but….. from what? Sssshhhhhh!!! They could be sneaking upon us even now!! Who? GOPHERS!! They strike from below! 120
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Car are magical. Car make man leg dinky. Man dinky leg. 000
The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Aint no thing. I’ve been a fan of The Cat and Samurai story forever. Just happy to have a piece of it for Mine own, and if it helps out a cool artist? All To The good. :) 010