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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work

@emptymind.bsky.social
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Cranky GenX Goth Autistic. Agnostic. Ace. Positive Nihilist. More Walter Mitty than Walter White. Cats >>> People. www.dmtalchemy.com I design stuff. Hire me.

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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There was a HUGE (loud, lights, spillover into street, the whole bit) #party up the street from us last night. No judgement, I have been responsible for similar, and everyone deserves to have fun, but this morning I saw THIS on my dog walk. Musta been quite the do. What is it?
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHY. DOES. SHE. DO. THIS?? #catsofbluesky
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look what just arrived! Thanks @lkcreations.art !!
A copy of “can you spot the cat” from LK creations. It came with two beautiful archival prints and a card. It is lovely.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO THOUGHTS. ONLY #MURDER #fridayfury
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
The vampires from the movie “Near Dark”.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You show me yours and I’ll show you mine…… THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT. WEIRDO. #bookshelf
My row of “recently reads” and TBR. Really just putting g some of the piles laying about the house in order. The five on the right are TBR. 

Not pictured: the entirety of the currently published Dungeon Crawler Carl series which is still downstairs. I love books.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to take this shot. #kitty and #sunbeam
A small
Orange kitty luxuriating
In a sunbeam. 

She won at life.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TDKB is quite the lad. The CDS never fails. This is Edie (originally Eddie - originally Edvard Munch - ecaise when she arrived she screamed SO MUCH, but then we found out she’s not a guy, and she calmed down….)
A little orange cat looking like she is Up To Something. Or possibly Up ON Something.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? My circle of friends……. …….is a DOT.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seems appropriate.
The new name. Lake Elbowsup. Seems appropriate. Fuck Trump.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I present: ZERO brain. Only dog.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#caturday I understand the assignment.
A big loafy gray loaf loafing loafishly. He in as unamused as a loaf can be. #caturday
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you see this, add yours! Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6' Shoe: 11 Zodiac: Lancer Smoke: used to Tattoos: 2, one self inflicted Piercings: 0 Fav Drink: water or coffee Fav Food : East African Music Genre: yes Fave Color: the ones outside human perception Hobbies: Reading, gaming, self loathing, art
An old, bald, white dude posing grimly next to a festive skeleton.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Presented with no comment.
Newest MTG Universes Beyond Set: Pokémon: The Battling
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My offspring graduated high school today. This is the art card I made for them to commemorate the occasion. No AIs were consulted.
A very happy and very derpy unicorn congratulating my offspring for graduating.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I thought you were messing with us so I tried it. Good lord the AI has terminal brain rot.
GoogleAI does not know the difference between memes and reality, as shown here by its inability to distinguish between “Saturday” and “Caturday”…
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh yeah? Well two can play at that game! Observe my kitty!
A little Orange cat. She is posed in front of a bunch of trashy nerdy shit. She kills and she cuddles.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Best mismatch of headline and photo EVER. #chonkers
A screenshot of a headline about #Chonkers the seal accompanied by a picture of The Asshole making a stupid yelling face.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Reporting for duty. “Stay Trashy” does work for me. So does “people be gone”.
A laptop covered in goth/nerd type stickers.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
NO BRAINS. ONLY DOG.
A big mahogany “Oakland Special” dog laying on his back on some grass. He’s very cute. 
That same big mahogany dog, a bit closer up. His eyes seem to be suspiciously blank. Same dog. Extreme close up. Eyes devoid of thought. No thoughts. Only dog. Only grass. Dog. Grass. Doggrass.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
These two #cats? These two ABSOLUTE #GOOBER UNITS? I just thought that, despite the trend we’re seeing on BSky, y’all would enjoy knowing that they are 100% NOT #dead. Nope, very much alive, and criming.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Timeline cleanse: a little orange #cat trying to straight up #murder me.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sometimes the algorithm has accidentally perfect comedic timing: @punkrockdoll.bsky.social and @dailybunnies.bsky.social
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Also, here’s a live one:
A little orange kitty being absurdly adorable.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Can’t #quote #post the post of posts that people are posting so I’l just post-post it on my posting place.
Me being part of the #problem by continuing a very silly post-chain. 

Happy Birthday to Kat #Abuzagaleh (?sp?). This sort of thing seems fitting.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here. Have a LOAF and a Murder Muffin.
Two cats. A little orange cat in the foreground. She is a stone cold killer. A Big Fat Loafcloud in the background. He is made of chill and head rubbing.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This amuses the fuck out of me. If you give a stupid person a smart tool, it makes no difference. They will still use the smart tool to do stupid things. Also, I hope #Altman falls dick first onto a well oiled paper shredder.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Hey, M’Oblong, why do your hands always look light you’ve gone three rounds with a blender, and lost? Doesn’t that hurt?” “Oh, no reason. And, um, not really…..I’m used to it by now.”
A little orange kitty murder in the fuck out of my hand.  It’s a morning ritual now.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
OH MY GOD SO CUTE. #cats #dogs #sleepingtogether
A little orange cat and a blockheaded mahogany doggo sleeping together in the dogs bed.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Apologies to @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social and @crabbysister6.bsky.social , but this showed up this way on my feed and my first thought was that we’re looking at an imminent Highlander situation here. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! FIGHT! (World’s Cutest Buttercup Edition)
Pictures of two cute pets, an orange cat and a scruffy doggo. Both named “Buttercup”. They are sharing space on a BlueSky feed.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie. Friendly neighborhood Ace checking in. Nice to see ya back Greyson. :)
A goofy old bastard posts a selfie.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Sorry boss. Can’t work today. The team says I have to attend to their requirements.
A little orange cat and a big orange dog occupying a lap. They have opinions.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So, like, is it normal if your #cat loves to #gnaw on your hand like it’s a chunk of people jerky? She doesn’t break skin or anything (well, not often), but she does gnaw with some pretty serious intent. Sweet kitty in all other respects though.
This is the face of a killer. A tiny little snuggly orange murderer. She has a heart filled with love and bloodlust. Her name is Edie, and she brings pain and snuggles.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ITS HAPPENING! SHE’S TOUCHING HIS BUTT! (The “Paw of Possession” is cat for “okay, we’re cool”, it’s like a fuzzy fist bump. Except with hidden knives and beans… friendship amongst cats is weird….)
Two cats. One little orange lady in foreground, one (literally) bigass gray chonker. The little orange lady has stretched out a paw and placed it upon the butt of the large gray guy. 
This is cat-speak for “okay, we’re pals now”.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
*ahem* BOT BOTS BOTTY BOT BITS OF PLANET BOBOTTYTRON.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
She keeps trying to reach my brain. I don’t have the heart to tell her I don’t keep it in my skull. And I am certainly not letting her mess with my phylactery.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#RHYMESWITH
A little
Orange cat being
Very extra
Orange
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Here. I’ll help.
A smug chonker (Felis Umbral Chonkus) snoozing.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Morning #cat cuteness. She’s a killer she is.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Something #Good Just finished this. It is amazing. The art is cartoony and rough, but at the same time incredibly evocative and graceful. And the story? Just stunning. Inspirational, uplifting, and bittersweet in a way you don’t find much these days. Buy it. Read it. Treasure it. #rockcandymountain
The cover to the collected edition of “Rock Candy Mountain” by Kyle Starks, published by Image Comics. 
A perfect encapsulation of ideals, Americana, hope, adventure, humor, and sadness. 

“If you get a chance to punch the devil, you TAKE IT.”
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sometimes the #discover feed shows you something perfect and true. Like, f’instance, the @slungusposting.bsky.social family history.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A good friend I recently had the pleasure of reconnecting with has passed. He was among the best people I’ve ever known. I will miss him.
Charlie Irons - ???? - 2026. I will miss him.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
KITTEN. YES YOU!! I am TRYING to fix a sink here, helper. Your supervision is adorable, but that is not a #cat bed #kitten!
A little orange cat under a sink. A little orange cat supervising a plumbing project from atop a toilet.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Sunday #Cat The Distinguished Gentleman wishes you to know he IS judging you. And me. And the dog. And everything else.
A large black cat on a lap. The stripe on his nose?  Yes. It’s litter. We can remove it, but he will put it back inside five minutes. Lord Litternose. No, we have no idea why.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I swear to god. There IS a #cat there. Not an inky black void of hand devouring, belly rub absorbing, feline bliss.
A large black cat curled around a man’s hand. The cat is blissed out of his little kitty mind on primo uncut belly rubbins. It is not a trap, well, maybe a little as he would do this all day if he could.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
BASK IN MY GLORIOUS WHISKERS! #cat #catsofbluesky #whiskerwednesday
A little
Orange 
Cat
With
GLORIOUS
whiskers.
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The Magenta Oblong is looking for work @emptymind.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#morningcat Here, have some extremely therapeutic orange. Her scientific name is “snuggleasaurus murderbeansiti”.
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