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Empty Bee

@emptybeetoo.bsky.social
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I’ve also been called Shine Stapler (thanks @johnmoe.bsky.social )

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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 11h
Dan Campbell looks like the kind of guy who builds Warhammer models while recovering from his strength training sessions
Dan Campbell
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 18h
Leaving his camera off for a zoom meeting with a bunch of people he doesn’t usually work with is the most relatable thing he’s done
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This song is almost 50 years old and still a banger youtu.be/bHfrdQ8h2Pw
youtu.be
I Feel Love
YouTube video by Donna Summer - Topic
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Don’t these medical records prove you saw the great clown Pagliacci that night?”
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not just a midwestern team’s name, but an adjacent state team’s name. Missouri and Iowa play against each other a lot!
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not defending Tuberville but at least he’s been well known in Alabama for years now. Almost no one in Iowa knew Lahn before he started running last November
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The IRS famously handles loads of non-confidential info and gives full-access public tours
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
Having defeated the time lord, Iowa should storm Michigan's field
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*venomous
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Nerd Ackchyually Meme
Alt: Nerd Ackchyually Meme
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Iowa-Michigan is going to be a real barn burner. As in, it'll look like a meth lab exploded.
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just subscribed to the podcast. Looking forward to listening
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This kid asking “what’s Vietnam” in an 80s Time Life book commercial is seared in my memory
“Daddy, what’s Vietnam?”
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh, now Fact File is stuck in *my* head
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out on the town prioritizing the same policies with a bunch of friends
Nathan Fielder with a bunch of friends just out of frame
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Redditors gonna Reddit
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You could even say the name change is a bitter pill
Emo fact checker: “screaming infidelities”
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Spatula Welding
Alt: Spatula City
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 13/09/2026
Of all the substantively identical wins that Iowa has won over Iowa State, that was one
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've never heard of this person but one thing I now know for sure is she's a pretend doctor
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
His debut solo album released on 9/11!
Ben Folds - Rockin’ the Suburbs
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like those are the RV numbers, and the OP numbers are with a strict LV screen
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Feels like ABI and Farm Bureau don’t want to go down with the ship
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m an Iowan, and you are 100% correct. Morris’s skeet does not accurately describe either race
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For reminding everyone we used to be able to buy footlongs for $5 or less?
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yep. It’s a great program with the worst possible name. A kid has to be born before 2028 to get fed money. Hopefully it gets extended in 2029 and they change the name so it’s just a 530a account like we have 529 and 401k accounts
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hold your nose, call it a 530a account, and get your kid their $1k
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But the lifetime membership pays for itself after the 15th year
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So does Phil have to give the horse back?
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If Polymarket lies about a G5 player’s appearance, imagine what else they’re lying about
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On one hand, I’m disgusted to learn Hegseth is younger than me. On the other, my workout form is better than his
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Severance has some standouts
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Severance Apple TV Milchick Running
Alt: Severance Apple TV Milchick Running
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s like an hour from actual Chicago on a good traffic day
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unplug their controller mid-fight (must have wired controllers for this to work)
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Focused on lethality (killing people in weather events we don’t understand)
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What’s wrong with Gen X? Even the Boomers are more Dem
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can’t even nuke another grandma’s apple pie
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cici’s pizzas are like half crust too, so that’s smart eating
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I didn’t watch this video because it doesn’t exist, but it’s unfortunate that “eats a lot of meat” is a requirement for election to all but the bluest areas
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Liking this so I can re-BloFlo it later
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That’s part of it, but the show has also gotten worse. Bill Lawrence has less of a role behind the scenes, the story naturally ended after 3 seasons so a 4th isn’t needed, new episodes are too long and bloated, etc
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My state (Iowa) has gone from most fireworks illegal to most fireworks legal in the past few years, and July 4th is infinitely more miserable now
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you’re interested in WW2, the National WW2 Museum is phenomenal
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever force updated an app faster than I did to get this feature
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I prefer the window seat so I can keep the shade up. I like watching the terrain during flights!
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gonna use the Bluesky trending topic to find skeets about AI driving people away
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Cookie Monster Blows a Kiss - Mwuah!
Alt: Cookie Monster Blows a Kiss - Mwuah!
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Legendary QB battle between [squints] Kenny Pickett(?) and [looks up roster] Carson Beck(??)
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Empty Bee @emptybeetoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Sam Neill's Shocked Reaction After Removing Sunglasses
Alt: Sam Neill's Shocked Reaction After Removing Sunglasses
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