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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 06/03/2026

Tempted to go if I can come up with other reasons to go to Harrisburg PA from the west coast.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 06/03/2026

Yes. Just go with it. You’re confident now.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 04/03/2026

Least you didn’t get birds. Getting a recording without birds is more rare than one with no traffic.

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O F Cieri @ossuary.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Get the evilest book on MK Ultra ever written for $13, and keep a small press running. No downsides! BUY BACKMASK KSAMKCAB YUB

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 01/02/2026

People are talking a lot about baggy pants coming back into fashion but I’m now phased. I’ve seen the mullet come in and out of style three times in my life and it’s always the biggest pieces of shit who have it as a haircut.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 01/02/2026

Hell yeah. Hit me up when/if.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 19/01/2026

Aggressive dwarf accent telling me to dig deeper (ya know because dwarves always go too deep).

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 19/01/2026

Elves have starfish vibes while I bet dwarf women are Olympic tier fuckers.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 19/01/2026

No one listens to The Judds louder than me.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 17/01/2026

Arc Raiders is what republicans think democrat run cities are like.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 13/01/2026

Homeboy @esotericemerald.bsky.social of Ghostpowder fame came through with a pack of stickers as well as some rad Shining themed dice and these adorable ass enamel pin guys. Thanks man!

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/01/2026

My former hyper fixation was pies from Publix. I had to pivot. I will now likely literally dream about key lime pie tonight. A few nights ago I had a dream I was in a room full of Reese’s cups. It was terrifying and delicious.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/01/2026

I just buy jugs of egg whites because my current hyper fixation is lifting more weight every time I’m in the gym.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/01/2026

Can’t think below 55mph or your head explodes.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/01/2026

This is what 650g of egg whites smothered in franks red hot sauce looks like.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/01/2026

I didn’t give up my ultra micro niche celebrity status to be performative. I gave it up because Twitter used to be like a bar I hung out at and then that bar was bought by the most annoying piece of shit you can imagine who decided he was also going to be the bartender. Fuck that. I bounced.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 23/12/2025

Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler but I’m on The Polar Express

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 22/12/2025

I’m interested in pornography in the same way I am comedy. They are both performances with the goal of creating an explicit involuntary physical response, rather than just emotional.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 22/12/2025

Im out here baking cookies

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 21/12/2025

The only thing I miss about Twitter is that if I had posted this gem back in the day I would have gotten no less than 20 likes.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 19/12/2025

Werewolves of London but Christmas.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 18/12/2025

I get the opposite feeling. When I’m in a landlocked state i can get freaked out thinking about I’m just surrounded by more land in every direction.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 18/12/2025

Time is an illusion because 1 minute on an air bike is way longer than a 1 minute rest between sets.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 12/12/2025

David Allen Coe is the most name dropping country singer in the history of name dropping country singers.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 07/12/2025

You mean to tell me I can start out with a reasonably priced tier but rabbit hole myself into a disastrously expensive obsession level? Sold.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 06/12/2025

These are rad. I might have to devote my life to this niche hobby.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 06/12/2025

We’re on that Home Alone 2 right now. I save Elf for week of Christmas.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 30/11/2025

Me talking to the group of 8 year olds at the children’s library: “maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 28/11/2025

I make these things every year and I’m the only one who eats them.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 27/11/2025

Women who quote Monty Python at you.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 26/11/2025

Favorite book lists are full of books people want you to think they enjoy rather than books they actually enjoy.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 21/11/2025

Went to a local Democrat Party social evening and during the round table discussions they asked what Democrats should focus on doing. I said stockpiling ammunition, starting fight clubs, and convincing working class people that Republicans are weak and effeminate.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 17/11/2025

New Ken Burns came out yesterday, 6 episodes on the American Revolution. Timely and inspiring.

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brutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall

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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/11/2025

Night in Athens @ The Coffin (PDX)

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/11/2025

Sleek Teeth @ The Coffin (PDX)

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 08/11/2025

Caress @ The Coffin (PDX)

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 03/11/2025

I played this game as a kid and got stuck. In the manual there was a 1-900 number listed for hints and tips so I called it multiple times. When the phone bill arrived it was impossible to convince my mother that I hadn’t been calling phone sex lines.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 01/11/2025

Fuck yeah! Thanks buddy.

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Jake Blackwood @empty.black · 01/11/2025

Send me stickers for my sticker book.

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