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1997 | 💖💜💙 | she/her | 🍉| Skeets are my own | current sleepy binch linktr.ee/empressariana

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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
opening the tag for one of my fave ships and finding nothing for kinktober is absolutely devastating. Now I have to remember how to write AND learn how to write smut this is devastating also I have 5 assignments due today that I haven’t touched all week fuck
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also about 5 minutes later I was jumpscared in a stairwell by the DA as an innocent bystander in a long running prank battle… work has certainly been interesting this week
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I said ‘kinktober’ aloud for the first time today, and yes I did it at work too
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did hear a rumor of which employee told hr and that they must have quit literally within the last week bc I checked 4 months of termination reports and they aren’t there 👀
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yasss @ the news! air the story and give us nOTHING nEW
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALL men benefit from male violence, because it allows you to think you’re a good person because you haven’t assaulted a woman. That does not make you a good person, but you have collectively put that bar in hell.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YUP!
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a day at work that went from interesting and fun to absolutely insane. not posting the internal email but it’s literally a single sentence
Screenshot of message conversation:
Timestamp “Today 12:26 PM”
A: just heard from REDACTED that the head
of assessment Josh is not permitted in the courthouse per the sheriffs. No one has said why YET but the commissioners had some kinda big meeting earlier AND REDACTED
talked to REDACTED (from assessment) earlier and asked where she'd been all day and she said it was "too long of a story to tell"
B: Woah you mean Josh from tax assessment??
A: That's what she told me!
B: Oh my...Text message conversation:
A: I checked his name for like half the counties on the UJS portal and didn't find anything there... YET
C: I'll do some looking online too once I'm back But yea maybe it's too early
A: detective emoji detective emoji
Timestamp “Today 3:34 PM”
C: Omg that email
A: WHAT EMAIL
OMG
OMG
C: Dude criminal charges is crazy I need the tea
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my mom can’t remember to respect boundaries but she remembers the exact shade of white she painted the basement 15+ years ago it’s crumb cookie
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SHE LOOSENED THE TOURNIQUET AND I DIDNT BEAT MY RECORD
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna see if I can beat my blood record (time)
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s a bedroom… Here’s a bathroom… Here’s a room with water+ electrical kitchen hookups in a 5 ft wall section and a support column… HAVE FUN IDIOT
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we r finishing the half finished basement apartment from over 15 years ago and uh how the FUCK do you plan and lay this shit out how does this work????
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh my god it’s kermit. mamdani sounds a TINY TINY bit like Kermit. When words end with ‘r’ and only SOMETIMES. I wish he was my mayor
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
accidentally deleted all 100 of my pinap berries on pokemon go….
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
me: I just want to be kissed me mid-kiss every single time: this sucks can we skip this bit ffff
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I used it all week and all day today and it’s literally right in front of me???? how is it so bad at this??!??
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was cosplaying as Postal Service Miku at AnimeNYC on Saturday! here’s a reminder that stamps cost 82¢ #ANYC2026 #AnimeNYC2026 #ANYC
United States Postal Service mail carrier themed Hatsune Miku cosplay.United States Postal Service mail carrier themed Hatsune Miku cosplay.United States Postal Service mail carrier themed Hatsune Miku cosplay.
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
love her to death but my friend has been taking dogshit pics of me all ANYC 😭 im not even in the center of a portrait style photo and the angles are so unflattering im gonna kermit
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve been trawling through Amazon for something that costs ‘x amount’ EXACTLY (exactly) for my boss, like I wonder why but also *tea sippin Kermit* none of my business
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This being the only image I can see is just fucking magical
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ugh they changed the name of the show, now what am I supposed to do with this sign they left behind at my workplace lmao www.reddit.com/r/tvPlus/com...
Orange paper sign reading: PHOTOGRAPHY OFINDIVIDUALS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE CAST AND CREW OF PARALLAX IS PROHIBITED
ACTIVE COURT CASES IN PROGRESS
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Nat Harkness 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧🧹 #VisionDivison @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ally Pankiw (I Used to Be Funny) revealed in an Instagram post that she passed on directing the HBO Harry Potter series. Kate Herron (Loki) revealed in the comments that she passed on directing episodes TWICE. It really is that fucking easy. It's really just that easy.
Text messages:

"I have an instinct on the answer but I feel compelled to ask."

"Harry Potter? Hard no?"

"Absolutely fucking not!" Lol"

"But thank you got asking."

"Of course :)"

"I assumed as much"

"And agree)
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love not shaving my legs until the point where I’m beset at all hours by the sensation of spiders on my legs. I just get freaked out by the feeling of spiders on my legs which is also the feeling of a fluffy dog walking under the lawn furniture your ass is sat in and FUCK SPI-oh it’s the beandog
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
since I’m not finishing 80s miku in time for ANYC I had the stupidest idea for a cosplay… hbomberguy. bald cap, burn and rip up a lab coat, draw on a fake beard, cite my sources properly, and profit! … maybe I’ll save it for next year
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
someone who came into my work today just called me one of the most pleasant and nicest people they’ve ever met gonna ride this complement for the rest of my life
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
genuinely shocked to see jimothy stuff at a con before bloodymary but I guess that’s just how it works lol I did see phm prints but maybe it’s a good thing bc I would have to explain to my sister why markiplier and rygos are smoochin lmaooo
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21/07/2026
OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”
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Johnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want people to understand the full impact of the devastation that First Nations in Canada are facing. It's NOT just that people and wildlife are losing their homes...it's the history that is being lost for generations to come.
A photo of the wildfires in canada. Fire rages through forest area with vright orange flame and dark gray smoke.
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For several years, activists as well as journalist have said it’s difficult to obtain copies of the Memorandum of Understanding between LAPD and Flock. Here is the memorandum of understanding between LAPD and Flock. Dated 6.11.23 and for a three year term.
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*adjusting the tag search filters on AO3* I want to see this guy whimpering, and I want to see THAT MAN CRYING!!!
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
honked at someone today bc they weren’t slowing down and almost hit a baby deer. this chucklefuck then sat without moving for a good 10 seconds uh yeah fucko you almost killed a fawn that was not moving fast across 4 lanes but sure flip ME off you were still holding your phone in texting position
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
some fics I just have to stop altogether bc side characters need to face criminal charges but ahaha as long as the main couple r together it’s fineeee NO!! FILE STALKING AND HARASSMENT CHARGES!!!! GET A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
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jesse hawke @serhawke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Trans Rigs stream is my favourite event of the year. So proud of these dudes for all the good they do. #art #drawfee #transrigs #pride @drawfeeshow.com @julialepetit.bsky.social @jacobandrews.bsky.social @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social
Digital art of the three Drawfee hosts panicking around a steering wheel. They are dressed as truckers, with their caps displaying their call signs. Behind them is a banner in the shape of a long truck, reading “trans rigs!” A little cat is peering over Jacob’s left shoulder.
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 27/06/2026
Grab yet snacks and put on her seatbelts cause the Trans Rig is starting NOW on twitch.tv/drawfeeshow Also, if you'd like to donate to the Trans LifeLine, here is the link: tilt.fyi/wuIvsyB08g
twitch.tv
drawfeeshow - Twitch
Welcome to Drawfee where we take your dumb ideas and make even dumber drawings! Join us as we take your requests and try our best to draw it there on the spot and joke around while doing it. We're sor...
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it is still holding at around 100 new fics every 2 days lol I should have taken a screenshot of it last night but I was too busy making Grace and Simon fall in love in tomodachi life
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
we r living in a world where Bloodymary has received at LEAST* 100 new fics in the past two days this is incredible. Wish we all knew how to NAME THEM MORE CREATIVELY I keep LOSING TRACK OF FICS *excluding fics that are tagged with having used AI in the writing process or to generate writing
Screenshot of AO3 tag page at 7:14 AM on 6/21 that shows 1,700 works for “The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace” Screenshot of AO3 tag page at 11:14 PM on 6/22 that shows 1,800 works for “The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace”
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
once a teacher hinted something about a special treat we were getting being related to the Jonas brothers and a kid in our class had met them and we saw a figure with curly brown hair down the hallway and we were freaking out but the surprise was we were watching Les Miserables starting nick jonas
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
*walk into the room to Reynolds HR* okay so good things only happen when I dont watch the game *the second I exit the room… O’Hearn HR* DO I HAVE TO JUST ENJOY THE GAME WITH MY BACK TURNED TO THE SCREEN??? WHAT THE HELL??
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
*talking about how I haven’t played the newest RE game yet* ‘… you could just watch like markiplier or ray… narvaez jr? were… were you a fan of achievement hunter?’ ‘bro… I was a fuckin rtx guardian’
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
got fucking cold read as a former AH fan by a coworker but it’s actually hilarious we r friends now
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 08/06/2026
Please continue to support Karina at the links below: Website: www.karinafarek.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/dilfosaur Tumblr: dilfosaur.tumblr.com Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/dilf...
Hi everyone,

We’re writing today with the hard news that we’ll be parting ways with Karina going forward on Drawfee. 

We know she will be greatly missed by the Drawfee community. In the interest of making this transition as easy as possible for all parties involved, we humbly ask you to respect the privacy of the team and focus on supporting Karina in whatever her next projects may be. We’ll be sure to share those opportunities as they arise.

For now, we encourage everyone to keep up with her at the links below.We would also like to thank Karina for her 7 years of incredible work on the channel, bringing her artistry and humor to everything from episodes to merch to special events.

We won’t be posting an episode this week, but there are still several episodes with Karina left to release, so we hope you’ll enjoy those over the weeks to come!

Thank you for your understanding,

Drawfee Team
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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES* @empressariana.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
me and my mii are finally able to match (bonus Drawtectives) @drawfeeshow.com
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
31% of Democrats polled said being transgender is "morally wrong". Five years ago it would have been a fraction of that. The propaganda is working, the silence from Democrats is deafening, & all of this is why every step backward can't go ignored for even a moment. news.gallup.com/poll/710810/...
news.gallup.com
U.S. Support for LGBTQ+ Issues Remains Down From Peak
Since 2021, fewer Americans have said that gay or lesbian relations and changing one's gender are morally acceptable and have favored legal same-sex marriage.
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🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 @triaelf9.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I do wish the CEO of Patreon would tell payment corporations to "stuff it" when they demand patreon enact puritain rules for what creators make and post on their patreons, but maybe we need a Youtuber to do an expose on how they want to control what we purchase before that'll happen lol
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