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Empire Nine

@empirenine.bsky.social
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Amazing atheist, bad Buddhist I'm disabled, I drink a lot for my pain because you can't get consistent pain management anymore. I mostly smoke roll-ups because cigarettes are too expensive. I've been pretty consistently sick since Trump got elected.🫀🗽🫶🏻🫠🥳

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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 18h
Not really what the title suggests. Samples from CCR'S Bad Moon Arisin' and it feels a lot like old school hip hop. I fucking love it. It feels fun. music.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvH... music.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvH...
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Pickle Rick
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does anyone know anything about trying to feed a feral cat? I've been trying to entice it with canned salmon, because I have a lot of that right now. But it's afraid of me and it's afraid of anything I put out for it. It's so skinny, it's hunting the squirrels. I just want to help it, it's so pretty
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Gary Longsine 📱 @arbiteriapetus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vaccines are a conspiracy to turn kids into adults who didn't die in childhood.
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So Sick of This Shit LIBBEY DEM ♿🇺🇦🇵🇸 @justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Immunity does not cover treason. You do NOT get a free pass to goad our enemies to bomb cities that don't vote for you, you thin skinned petulant child.
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PunaLady @punalady.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
POS #VoteBlue
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My eyes are a bit too wide, my mouth tastes like metal, this one should fuck you up. (reposted due to auto-incorrect errors that I couldn't reconcile with myself, lol, fuck AI, it's shit, can't even spell things in sentences) music.youtube.com/watch?v=dFrx...
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Fuck Up
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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COME AS YOU ARE
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I injected black market hydrocortisone into my foot (not the first time, the fifth time, there are a lot of things you'll do if you're in a lot of pain). It helps the spasticity which is a big problem for me. It feels like my foot is tearing itself apart. I don't like how it makes me feel though.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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THAT BITCH
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is it about popcorn that whenever someone makes it? I'm like the house smells delicious. I want to eat whatever that is. Then whenever I do eat it, I'm like this is so mediocre. Why did I even want this? 🍿
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bought myself a big container of ranch seasoning, which you can make ranch dressing with, just take some mayonnaise, little milk and seasoning. I have discovered if you add a little mustard either powder or you can use the pre-made stuff. It ups the complexity so much and makes it taste highend AF
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is everyone so mean on the internet? I would consider myself typically anti-violence. But sometimes I fully agree with Mike Tyson, "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." music.youtube.com/watch?v=qc-b...
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if i were a fish (feat. Olivia Barton)
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's raining. Not pouring. Actually really beautiful rain. The kind that makes me want to kind of go out and be under it. Probably warm too. Rain's usually not that cold in South Florida. Sounds beautiful. It is beautiful. Can't really see it because it's dark but I can hear it. It's lovely.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Housewife Spliffin'
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
16. That you'll love forever #EmpiresMusicGuideline2026 music.youtube.com/watch?v=9uPL...
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Battle of Who Could Care Less
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15. A love song #EmpiresMusicGuideline2026 music.youtube.com/watch?v=TIYC...
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This Is Love
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
14. That you think it's unlucky music.youtube.com/watch?v=AxuT...
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Everlong
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
13. That you think is lucky #EmpiresMusicGuideline2026 music.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDq...
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Margaritaville
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Madison @madison8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow. 😮
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just realized that "a man said" wouldn't fly as easily in Miami because women are loud as fuck in this town. I'm proud of my fellow bitches. Be loud, be unapologetic. It's not like a man ever thought he had to be quieter or more apologetic. Why should we?
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My uncle, who is probably autistic, has always been obsessed with listening to police and fire scanners. I recently discovered that you don't need a scanner anymore. You just need an app for your phone, I downloaded one and then I forgot to unsubscribe and delete it before it charged me.
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Ann @ann.sheshed.rocks · 20/09/2026
Not only do they muzzle the intelligent they muzzle the media and/or own the media so that the truth is hidden from the populace! It’s so important to stay connected to the independent journalists, read Substack and listen to NPR! #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Way Too Self Aware
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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COME AS YOU ARE
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (Tape B Flip)
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most pills I take is at night, and there's some antibiotics in there because I've been fighting an infection of some kind since basically Feb 2025. This isn't even all the ones I take in a day (I take something 4x a day). I don't want to take any anymore. They have side effects, I hate them.
It's just a picture of about a handful of pills. They are different sizes and shapes. Some of them are capsules, some of them are tablets. Some of them are round, some of them are oval. It literally is a handful though. I can swallow them all at once which is kind of impressive I think. But I've just been swallowing so many for so long, it would take so long if I had to swell them individually. There's just over 20 pills here like maybe 24 or possibly 26, I don't really count them. It's a few more than I would normally take because of the antibiotics. But yeah it's a lot. It's just a lot. I don't understand people who take a whole lot of vitamins voluntarily because I have to take all this crap just to feel okay, and I don't even feel that great because all this crap causes side effects. If I could quit taking it I would. I'd just quit tomorrow, the problem is that the consequences would be severe. I'd get sicker, my mental health would degrade pretty quickly, so I have to take all of it. Yay... The unenthusiasm is killing me. I at least wish that they were prettier colors, too many of them are white or beige. I don't like it.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love knitting cult lady. She has a whole lot of great insights. I love this take on recent Ed Sheeran controversy. I think it is exactly correct. Whenever I have a little extra money I'm going to buy her books. I've just been really broke the last couple of years. youtu.be/SLJkntPc9aA?...
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Ed Sheeran and the Billionaires vs. The American People and an Irish Band
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow. I should wear my reading glasses more often. I'm myopic so, I had just held the phone closer to my face before, that stopped working very well not that long ago. I had worn reading glasses for years when I needed to read a lot of small text, just not regularly.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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It's Called: Freefall
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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it’s ok!
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I foraged something out of my yard today. Pouzolzia indica, mostly grows in Asia and the tropics, so of course it's a weed in Miami. Smells really nice, very herbaceous, I ate some, tasted good, supposed to be healthy. Has a really unique pattern to its leaves. I'm not dead yet, guess it's ok to eat
An image of Pouzolzia indica (I'm sorry I don't know the common name because I spent a fair amount of time before I figured out out whether or not I could eat it), I thought it might be some kind of basil initially, I had basil growing in that same spot wild for a while, and it smelled a lot like basil, but before I just go eating things, I like to figure out what they are. Apparently this is Pouzolzia indica, I didn't figure out if it had it had a common name. Just that I could eat it and not die. In fact, they cook with it in Asian cultures, apparently you can find it in Asia and the tropics and I live in Miami so It only makes sense that it grows like a weed here. Pretty tasty though. Nice and herbaceous.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's ridiculous that with the available evidence to the contrary, they want to revive these claims. Also, my mother never took Tylenol, nor I, and both my kid and I both are autistic and ADHD. My grandmother didn't either and I'm pretty sure my uncle is autistic too 🙄 share.google/mSSDtaZDtXln...
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Tylenol maker, pharmacy chains urge US appeals court to revisit decision over alleged autism link
The maker of Tylenol and a group of retailers and pharmacy operators asked a federal appeals court to revisit its decision to revive more than 500 private lawsuits over the painkiller's ​alleged link ...
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've always gotten a lot of texts intended for my mother, when she's never been an account holder on this number. My dad was initially, but I've actually been the account holder for this number longer than he was now. These Realtors though are getting kind of pushy. Market desperation is showing
Yesterday 5:04 p.m. 
Texting with Redacted

The incoming message: Hey (redacted to read) "my mom's name" I recently found (redacted to read) "my address" and it stood out to me. Can we go over a direct buyout later today? Maria

Yesterday 8:12 p.m. 
My message: Yeah, so this number has belonged to me for over 30 years, my name is not and has never been (redacted to read) "my mom's name." You should probably remove me from your list. 

10:25 a.m. 
The incoming message: Sorry about that. By any chance do you have a property you wanted to sell? 

10:00 p.m.
My message: No, I rent. 
My additional message: I would like to reiterate that I would like to be taken off your list, as I obviously I'm not someone that would be someone you're trying to market to. 

That was the picture this is my commentary. These people are persistent AF. I don't know where they get the idea that this is my mom's number. It was briefly her number, for ~6 months, 34 years ago. Then my parents had a big argument when I was 10, and this became my phone because she couldn't be bothered to carry it or to charge it and it pissed him off. He was like Em would be better off with it and gave it to me. For 34 years this has been my number. She never paid the bill, it's never been in her name, it was in my dad's name. I was an authorized account user once I was a teenager, my mother was never even that on the account, she couldn't be arsed to deal with anything that went wrong. I took her phone in when it was broken.

After my dad died I took the account over, I paid for her phone. She never paid for mine This is my number. She doesn't pay for her own phone now. Her sister does. When she needs a new phone she gets her sister's hand-me-down. I pay for my phone and my kid's phone, there was a very brief time where I only paid for my phone, it was when my kid was very small and after I told her she needed to pay for her own (never did, conned her sister into doing it). Lasted about 4 years. It's insulting.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The death of local papers has been a tremendous loss for communities. Local news was a big standard that kept journalism honest and not only covered stories that were relevant to the community, but carried stories from larger papers and delivered them to the places people lived, from trusted sources
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And THIS my friends is what RESISTANCE looks like! #TheWashingtonSun #Pinks
And THIS my friends is what 
RESISTANCE looks like! 
#TheWashingtonSun 

The Washington Sun
Because Jeff Bezos is a greedy coward who bent the knee to trump and literally destroyed one of the greatest newspapers in America to capitulate to his madness, there's a new newspaper in Washington as of today.
The Washington Sun - backed by Politico's founder, staffed by 110 journalists including
28 Washington Post veterans: Jeff Stein, Paul Kane, Dana Milbank, Tom Boswell, even the Capital Weather Gang. It exists because the Post cut 300+ journalists in February.
When a great newsroom gets hollowed out, the journalists don't disappear. They rebuild.
Worth watching, maybe worth subscribing.
Tracy Lee Carroll & threads.com/@tracylee
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was the best news I had gotten at least all week. I know the Tate issue is kind of on the sidelines of everything compared to everything going on. I live in Miami though, that they were denied bail is very good for my community. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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#64 in United States v. Tate (S.D. Fla., 1:26-mj-03260) – CourtListener.com
ORDER denying Motion for Release Pending Extradition Proceedings. Signed by Magistrate Judge Lauren Fleischer Louis on 9/9/2026. See attached document for full details. (ak03) (Entered: 09/09/2026)
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The world has gone insane. To the point that now I feel sane. That's not right. That is not the normal state of affairs. I'm supposed to be crazy and the world is supposed to be normal-ish, at least. I don't know what to do with this world now. Everyone has lost their mind, and no one will admit it.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Honestly, I don't know what lists I'm even on anymore. But thank you to the people who thought I was worth listening to. I don't post serious stuff all the time. I post songs, stuff about my life. Some serious things. Thank you to everyone that thought that I was worth listening to. 🥳🫀
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cannot understand any of the hate for Macklemore's pro Palestinian views. That's the view you ought to have now. Plus his music is great. music.youtube.com/watch?v=fi7N...
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Macklemore "Wings" DRILL Remix (Chorus Only)
YouTube video by Teece
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This might be 11 11. that makes you feel like a badass music.youtube.com/watch?v=jNDX...
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Fake Bitch
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I'm actually on 11 but I want to post 12 (12. That exposed a painful truth to you) #EmpiresMusicGuideline2026 music.youtube.com/watch?v=swJO...
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Dreams (2004 Remaster)
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a little bit brilliant and awfully funny. youtu.be/Lwz1XwHwWhY?...
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The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't care for kratom, it usually just makes me vomit before I can take enough to actually help me. But I needed to post this because you couldn't comment on the article. They're accusing someone of being intellectually dishonest while being intellectually dishonest. share.google/aMd2hjtjXzS3...
(excerpt from the article, the beginning says users’ health. but it's just a fragment from the last sentence, it is of no importance)... According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 5,200 people in the United States died from drug overdoses involving kratom between 2020 and 2024. And calls to poison control centers involving kratom have spiked 1,200% in the last decade. 

This is lying with statistics. This is what that looks like. They had to drum up 4 years of overdoses "involving" which means there may have been more than one drug present, in a 4-year period to get to 5,200. 

Source: National Vital Statistics System – Mortality Data (2024) via CDC WONDER

Number of alcohol-induced deaths, excluding accidents and homicides: 46,714

That's one year. We are not talking at all about making alcohol illegal again.

Calls to poison control centers involving kratom have spiked 1,200% in the last decade. What were they a decade ago? Were they zero?? Were they 100? Were they a thousand? I tred to find something about this and could not. But I'll give you some random figures that make the problem with this statistic easy to understand. If they were zero a decade ago, now they are 1,200. If they were 100 a decade ago, now they 12k. This is basically impossible, but if they were a thousand a decade ago, they are 120k now. 

Allow me to place this in perspective, and tell you why I really don't think that kratom can account for 120k calls a year. According to PubMed in 2004, Acetaminophen overdose was the leading cause for calls to Poison Control Centers (>100,000/year) and accounted for more than 56,000 emergency room visits, 2,600 hospitalizations, and an estimated 458 deaths due to acute liver failure each year. Acetaminophen is more dangerous. That's Tylenol. Tylenol is not some black market drug, it's on every Pharmacy shelf. The odds that those calls have gone down and not stayed fairly static or even gone up, low.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know, I have a severe mental illness. I can't be living with this whole surveillance state nonsense. It is making me far too paranoid. I think they're flying drones out of the little airport near my house. They don't really look like planes and the navigation lights are wrong.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For some reason, I get a lot of product recommendations that want to increase my longevity. I have continuously said for over 20 years, that I don't want to live a long life, I want to live a good one. I want products that make my life feel better, not increase its duration. I've been very specific.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So this came up on my playlist, and it was one of my dad's favorites, I love it so much, but every time I hear it now all I can think is that they actually did take away our Kodachrome, in 2009. Fuck you Kodak. music.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6Z...
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Kodachrome
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wish I knew what was wrong with my GI tract. It's the most heavily studied part of my body and still, sometimes I can eat food and it's okay, and other times I eat the exact same thing and I am in so much pain. It doesn't make any sense. There's food that's safer than other food, but nothing safe.
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love my hoodie. Miami predicament. I want the hood. Because it's too bright. But also very hot outside, so the hoodie, especially the sleeves, hot. At the same time sunglasses. Sunglasses and hood. Good. At night also good. But then, by definition, weirdo. 😭 music.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LT...
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Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (Official Music Video)
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was talking to my mother and telling her about how I learned how to bake onions from a YouTube video. I knew you could just wrap an onion in tin foil and bake it. But what I really learned was a tbslp of bullion paste on the top. It doesn't matter if it's beef, chicken or veg. Flavor bomb. No salt
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