H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bar mitzvah DJs are in desperate need of a new song that shouts “Mazel Tov” 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Owen’s taxonomy of eateries is that all places you eat out are diners but some of those diners are restaurants 010 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026At the age where knee pain can be expected or devastating and I’m too nervous to find out which 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026My son’s concept of time: Long ago- the 1980s Long, long ago- Abraham Lincoln A really long time ago- dinosaurs 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I can tell this is a Good Book because it italicizes dialogue. Quotation marks are for the plebs 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Listening to this episode now. It’s one of the best imo. And perfectly exemplifies the right wing tendency to project. “We would do this, so they clearly would also.” 010 0
Reposted by H. JaDoodleBNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed 81455333337 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Just watched Stand By Me and now I need a moment to stew in my feelings 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025God, I know this is way far off from the most interesting part of watching this MAGA implosion, but I cannot BELIEVE that Ben Shapiro got as far as he has with THAT voice 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Don’t care much for body shaming, but Trump is the least qualified person to be commenting on someone else’s weight #PresidentPiggy 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 05/10/2025ICE agents are cowardly rats roaming our streets with a false sense of security and authority. They are the right hand of the enemy. The moment they put on their uniform and mask, they aren’t our neighbors or friends; they’re a faceless force of fascist vermin. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/09/2025www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/p... I fucking hate it herecnn.comDemocratic lawmakers raise alarm in wake of Schiff report on Trump political banners | CNN PoliticsDemocrats on Capitol Hill are raising alarm over large banners with President Donald Trump’s face that can be seen on three federal buildings, claiming they carry authoritarian undertones in the wake ... 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Burn the Banners. www.schiff.senate.gov/wp-content/u...schiff.senate.gov 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Yep! The enemy is both smart and dumb, rich and poor, whatever the narrative needs. 110 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025But don’t you see? It COULD have been a BIPOC trans Muslim blue-haired leftist! 020 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It’s very far down the page because it’s a running feed thehill.com/homenews/adm...thehill.comLive updates: Trump says suspect in Charlie Kirk killing in custodyPresident Trump told “Fox & Friends” that a suspect in the Charlie Kirk assassination is in custody. He made the surprise announcement in an appearance at Fox News studios in New Yo… 120 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025While the Republican response to Sen. Hortman’s death was lacking, let’s not claim the false narrative that it was nonexistent and that NO republicans condemned it. We don’t have to lie to point out how much it still sucked. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Also, historically I’m pretty sure “being an asshole” is one of the most common reasons for getting shot in this country. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I won’t defend his murder, but lbr: Kirk was shot for being an insufferable asshole. There are plenty of bigoted loudmouths who haven’t been shot, and won’t, because they’re still somehow less dickish than Kirk was. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I for some reason decided to do a summersault with my kid using my 39 year old body. Send help 💀 010 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025One day, I went to bed. When I woke up, every human over 50 was playing pickleball 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025This gd parade is a joke 😆 South Park couldn’t parody this worse than it actually is 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025White suspect “dressed as” an officer has critically injured democratic lawmakers and their family last night kstp.com/kstp-news/to... #nokingskstp.comSources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shotSources have told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS' Tom Hauser that two Minnesota Lawmakers have been shot. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Another day, another war crime… www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...aljazeera.comIsraeli commados taking Gaza-bound aid ship, Madleen, to IsraelThe Madleen crew are now being detained by Israeli forces after their ship was stopped close to 100 miles from Gaza. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025My 4yo telling a joke “Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship! Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life” 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Okay okay hear me out: @scholastic book fairs, but for adults. For a week, it’s just set up at a big workplace, and people can buy hot new bestsellers, science or history, romance paperbacks, whatever! Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars. 011 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025#TrumpTax www.telegraph.co.uk/us/comment/2...telegraph.co.ukTrump is plotting the biggest tax rise in global historyThe burden for paying the bulk of the president’s Liberation Day tariffs will fall on consumers, potentially at some $600 billion a year 010 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I hate wearing new shoes because I hate looking like someone who cares about clean shoes 010 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Wtf?? www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...theatlantic.comThe Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War PlansU.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Devastating day for libraries today #librariesmatter #saveourlibraries 010 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025New show: White Potus, a show where rich white people get exactly what they asked for and it actually sucks 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025*Horses actually lived in the Americas during the Ice Age, but galloped their asses over the land bridge into Russia. They were utterly dis-NEIGH-ed to find, on their return, that the bridge had thawed, trapping them! It must have been a truly harrowhinnying experience! 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Happy First Horse Contact Day! 506 years ago today, horses stepped hoof on the New World's soil for the first time in history!* Did you know this a-NEIGH-zing horse factoid? 100 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 02/03/20254yo making up a joke: Q: What do diggers put in their dump trucks? A: Headbands! Scholars will ponder the riddle for ages to come. 110 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Discovered today that pinching yourself in a dream to see if it’s a dream legit works! Never had the chance 000 0
H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I’m sure this will end well 👍 www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...bbc.comAndrew and Tristan Tate flying to Florida after leaving Romania, sources tell BBC - live updatesProsecutors confirm the brothers' request to be able to leave Romania has been accepted, but they remain under investigation. 000 0
Reposted by H. JaDoodleCAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Is it safe to assume that Russia itself now has access to computers inside the US Treasury, IRS, FAA, FBI, CIA, etc.? 420029 0