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H. JaDoodle

@empieivi.bsky.social
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Coffee. Cats. Dismantling of the modern bourgeoisie. Friends.

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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bar mitzvah DJs are in desperate need of a new song that shouts “Mazel Tov”
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Owen’s taxonomy of eateries is that all places you eat out are diners but some of those diners are restaurants
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
At the age where knee pain can be expected or devastating and I’m too nervous to find out which
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My son’s concept of time: Long ago- the 1980s Long, long ago- Abraham Lincoln A really long time ago- dinosaurs
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I can tell this is a Good Book because it italicizes dialogue. Quotation marks are for the plebs
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just watched Stand By Me and now I need a moment to stew in my feelings
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
God, I know this is way far off from the most interesting part of watching this MAGA implosion, but I cannot BELIEVE that Ben Shapiro got as far as he has with THAT voice
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Don’t care much for body shaming, but Trump is the least qualified person to be commenting on someone else’s weight #PresidentPiggy
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s a stew night 🍲
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
#AmericaFirst puts #AmericansLast
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
ICE agents are cowardly rats roaming our streets with a false sense of security and authority. They are the right hand of the enemy. The moment they put on their uniform and mask, they aren’t our neighbors or friends; they’re a faceless force of fascist vermin.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/p... I fucking hate it here
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Democratic lawmakers raise alarm in wake of Schiff report on Trump political banners | CNN Politics
Democrats on Capitol Hill are raising alarm over large banners with President Donald Trump’s face that can be seen on three federal buildings, claiming they carry authoritarian undertones in the wake ...
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Burn the Banners. www.schiff.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
schiff.senate.gov
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Also, historically I’m pretty sure “being an asshole” is one of the most common reasons for getting shot in this country.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I won’t defend his murder, but lbr: Kirk was shot for being an insufferable asshole. There are plenty of bigoted loudmouths who haven’t been shot, and won’t, because they’re still somehow less dickish than Kirk was.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I for some reason decided to do a summersault with my kid using my 39 year old body. Send help 💀
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
One day, I went to bed. When I woke up, every human over 50 was playing pickleball
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This gd parade is a joke 😆 South Park couldn’t parody this worse than it actually is
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
White suspect “dressed as” an officer has critically injured democratic lawmakers and their family last night kstp.com/kstp-news/to... #nokings
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Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot
Sources have told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS' Tom Hauser that two Minnesota Lawmakers have been shot.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Another day, another war crime… www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
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Israeli commados taking Gaza-bound aid ship, Madleen, to Israel
The Madleen crew are now being detained by Israeli forces after their ship was stopped close to 100 miles from Gaza.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
My 4yo telling a joke “Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship! Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life”
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ahh
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Weird flex but ok #happypassover
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I choked
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Okay okay hear me out: @scholastic book fairs, but for adults. For a week, it’s just set up at a big workplace, and people can buy hot new bestsellers, science or history, romance paperbacks, whatever! Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Did life peak in 2019?
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
#TrumpTax www.telegraph.co.uk/us/comment/2...
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Trump is plotting the biggest tax rise in global history
The burden for paying the bulk of the president’s Liberation Day tariffs will fall on consumers, potentially at some $600 billion a year
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I hate wearing new shoes because I hate looking like someone who cares about clean shoes
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Wtf?? www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
theatlantic.com
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Devastating day for libraries today #librariesmatter #saveourlibraries
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
New show: White Potus, a show where rich white people get exactly what they asked for and it actually sucks
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Happy First Horse Contact Day! 506 years ago today, horses stepped hoof on the New World's soil for the first time in history!* Did you know this a-NEIGH-zing horse factoid?
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Fucking weird dreams last night
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
4yo making up a joke: Q: What do diggers put in their dump trucks? A: Headbands! Scholars will ponder the riddle for ages to come.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Discovered today that pinching yourself in a dream to see if it’s a dream legit works! Never had the chance
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m sure this will end well 👍 www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
bbc.com
Andrew and Tristan Tate flying to Florida after leaving Romania, sources tell BBC - live updates
Prosecutors confirm the brothers' request to be able to leave Romania has been accepted, but they remain under investigation.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Is it safe to assume that Russia itself now has access to computers inside the US Treasury, IRS, FAA, FBI, CIA, etc.?
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
First episode of #WhiteLotus s3 already has me like
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I didn’t think I had a mind until I lost it
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I get “Jew” being used in the headline for the irony, but it feels….not great www.ynetnews.com/article/hydr...
ynetnews.com
Florida Jew opens fire, injures 2 visiting Israelis he thought were Palestinians
Footage shows Mordechai Brafman, 27, stopping his car in Miami Beach and firing toward two men attempting to flee; suspect tells police he 'killed two Palestinians'
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We're like a month in.
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
4yo falling asleep at bedtime: Will mommy be dead one day? … Jfc
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Oh no, I’m definitely on my way down a ‘satanic panic’ rabbit hole
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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H. JaDoodle @empieivi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
4yo: If I needed you to fill up my water bottle you would, because you’re so old nothing can stop you. …thanks, kid? #fouryearsold #olddad
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