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Emperors Without Clothes

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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what the people want. These unfortunate tech geniuses had not been properly recognized and rewarded thus far.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Robotaxi any day. FSD is a game changer. $TSLA to $500.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we’ve hit bottom as a society.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saving the light of human consciousness. Or something. Tesla FSD is rhe future
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look at the things my poor friend will believe. He’s always been a fan of tech.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tesla CyberCab / Robitaxi scam slowly getting exposed. I’d love to see the Optimus teleoperator station.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tesla “Robotaxi” is teleoperated
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Begging for a deal.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Checking out for a bit.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is this the way deals work?
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m going to suffer much mental anguish today.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The entire story of the US markets, the K-shaped economy, normalization of grift and YOLO culture is right here in this screenshot of tickets for the Knicks game.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Your wish is granted
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
White House is so versatile: Tesla showroom & UFC arena. Maybe fall of the Third Reich reenactments.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Disturbing
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Tesla cope with the devastating range of the BMW iX3.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tbf, given the price of ballrooms these days, the stock market is significantly undervalued.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Windy day in NJ today. My guess it was approaching runway 29 and was short and low and clipped a Turnpike / 95 light with its gear.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’m sure this is bullish for the markets.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The game is up. $TSLA shorts about to print.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
But the TAM is yuge
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Coincidentally, articles like this.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The market is not comprised of serious people.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You mean the Karoline Leavitt who hates this photo of her that’s going around?
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Some dramatic scenery
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
There are many photos of aurora borealis. But now I have my own!
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In Iceland for a bit hiding from people.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bullish. Buy stocks! Oil down! Investors optimistic! God bless the US free markets and their infinite forward looking wisdom.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And today
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Pretty much Trump yesterday morning.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Destroy NATO ✅ Undermine world stability ✅
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This dementia-afflicted nitwit is bored and wants to go play with his toy soldiers somewhere else. Too bad Iran still has the cards and is more motivated for retribution than ever.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Iranians negotiate hard, but seems ready to capitulate.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Looks like this is a hard taco, not a soft.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Humanitarian crisis brewing.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
10/10 psycho rant. Recommend.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Let’s zoom in on the peaks we’d have to nuke through…
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’d love to play these idiots for money in Risk.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wait. Guess I was wrong.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Insane. Essentially saying the oil is ours and your lives are meaningless. Genocide is on the table. This ceased to be about any perceived threat to the US from Iran long ago.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
High priest of Silicon Valley cult just dropped a new manifesto.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Facts. AI is built on a foundation of stolen IP.
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