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The Emotion Engine

@emotion-engine.bsky.social
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Formerly CJ, Shadax, or Chimera_Brain elsewhere online. I post a lot of adequately painted miniatures, old PlayStation games, and some leftist nonsense. Usually nice.

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 6h
I bought Purgatory Dungeoneer at release and am consistently in awe at how much game there is to it. It's a constantly evolving battle puzzle designed for the people the sickos think are perverts, and it's incredibly charming to boot.
The equipment vendor explaining that slimes can't equip things because they don't have anything to attach it to.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A friend posted that meme about how every hobby is actually four hobbies, and running my whole deal through the matrix has actually been incredibly insightful and only a little depressing
Doing the hobby: Painting miniatures, old tech magazines
Doing the gear: Weight training, fucking with synths, fountain pens/journaling, making zines
Discussing the hobby: Listening to music, genre fiction, tabletop games, fighting games
Discussing the gear: Playing retro games, 3d printing
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please join us for what may be the single most in-depth examination of the differences between Flying Dragon and Virtual Hiryu No Ken in the English language so you too can mourn the absence of KEVIN
Kevin, a rootin tootin cowboy from Virtual Hiryu No Ken on the PS1
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real quick, what the fuck are we even doing here?
A listing for a machine translation of Phantasy Star Iv, a game that has had a very good human translation for the last 32 or so years.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I live in rural Texas. I shop at a Texas-based grocery chain. This is the first thing you see in there. Until yesterday, i had no idea who this person was because even here most public places don’t play country music and also I am 41 and would just listen to Rival Schools all day if I could
A display for Bum Energy, an energy drink endorsed by Ella Langley with a poster and a quote of hers on a little Texas sign board.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more screenshots, mostly of me trying to see what I can get away with in the shader space when it meets Bluesky’s compression
Golgo 13Asuka 120% ExcellentVagrant StoryKing’s Field 2
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible
Someone adding a sentence to the Wikipedia article on Knuckles the Echidna about him being a very temperamental loner.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Simple 1500 Series vol.056 - THE Sniper is not actually a very fun game to play but it does play a full opening animation before every level and I think that’s beautiful
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Simple 1500 Series vol.056 - The Sniper
Title card that reads Hard Boiled Shooting Game THE SNIPER Heart of a heavy rain JAZZScreenshot of a FMV where text reads The Promise That Isn’t Carried OutThe protagonist of a budget PS1 game smoking and cleaning a pistol in a dingy safehouseScreenshot where a laser reticule is reflected off a distant building into a John Lithgow type drinking wine with two women in cocktail dresses on the pier.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GLORIA SHILVERVERG would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl.
A screenshot from the opening fmv of 	 Simple 1500 Series vol.056 - The Sniper featuring beloved series antagonist GLORIA SHILVERVERG
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just look at these names and try not to feel something.
Wakle SkadeSteyr Harquebus
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am no longer an ~aesthetic screenshot~ account for several reasons, one of which is I simply don’t play a ton of games outside of Doom anymore and I have an account for that. But I did get my Retroid Nova in the mail today and i can feel the itch
Opening of Gungage stage 2, where the delightfully named Wakle Skade says “I can feel the existence of beasts here” while surrounded by giant hellish maggots. THE Tennis from the Simple series, where two hideous pre-rendered homonculi play tennis on a pre-rendered greenThe first stage of Einhander where your ship is blasting through a futuristic cityscape full of neon signs, prominently featuring one that says ITS ALL NEW! COMBATA shot of the skybox in the first stage of Disrupter, an early first person shooter.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 10 year old needs his own room and I have made enough mistakes with my first resin printer that this weekend will be its last hurrah. It’s a little sad but also I have printed more miniatures than I may be able to paint in my lifetime
My printer stats. I’ve done 121 prints with 23.2 liters of resin over the last year and a half.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don’t need to use genAI to make nightmare food when our friends in Eastern Europe are out here creating gigantic burritos stuffed with the final level of a Contra game
A close up of one of the photos in the quoted post where someone has a huge “burrito” that appears to be two possibly unwarmed tortillas vomiting forth a bunch of vegetables in a way that looks like a putrid biomass, each skewered by a cocktail stick.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am genuinely obsessed with how close these people let Nathan Fielder get in virtually every shot of this trailer. The first documentary shot entirely at kissing distance.
Nathan sitting on one side of the bed while Elizabeth Holmes’ husband stroked her leg on the other. Nathan Fielder standing a tight 18 inches away from Elizabeth Holmes’s husband in a way that suggest the latter can be pushed against the fridge and be taken to makeout cityNathan Fielder staring soulfully in Elizabeth Holmes’ eyes less than a foot away.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t talk to me, my son, my son, my son, my son, or my son ever again #miniatures #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
A fuller 32mm chaos warrior also done up in Nurgle Green standing in front of the strip of 10mm Warmaster scale warriors detailed below.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not the biggest fan of speed paints but I wanted to try something new so I spent an hour or so between calls painting extremely tiny Nurgle warriors with a limited palette this morning. #miniatures #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
The front of five 10mm scale chaos warriors done up in Nurgle Green on their plate mail and shields. They are attached to the top of a pill bottle with poster puttyThe backs. I’ve given them crimson capes and shaded white fur collars. The spray paint I used to prime them clumped but it gives them a pleasant snowy effect. The six paints I used:
Vallejo Color Xpress Templar White
AK QuickGen Crimson Red
AK QuickGen Ochre Green
AK QuickGen Dark Leather
AK QuickGen Space Green
Army Painter Plate Mail Metal
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Metroid Ravenous logo with Metroid going through some body horror stuff (idk anything about this game) except I’ve changed it to Steely Dan - Katy Lied
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An incredible juxtaposition from the letters section of EGM issue 150
A picture from the previous letter depicting the band Journey in the early 80s (five men with incredibly feathered hair, mustaches, and so much denim) right above the header for the next one titled “Desperately Seeking Hentai”
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah man nailed it, that’s Mickey alright.
A rancid GenAI thumbnail with an extremely cursed cartoon mouse
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love the implication in this updated version of Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret that God is actively responding to her, presumably leading to her adopting the name Margaret D’Arc and causing the dreaded English to abandon the siege of Orléans
A newish copy of Are You Thete God, It’s Me Margaret where the title is presented like some text messages and God is currently texting back
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Once again you’ve embarrassed yourself by showing up in a singlet when i was clearly inviting you over for some tag team Russell-ing
A DVD of Master and Commander starring Russell Crowe and Tombstone starring Kurt Russell
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Breaking Benjamin’s vision of post-apocalyptic Massachusetts, beloved Touhou character Cirno the Ice Fairy IS a high ranking member of the Brotherhood of Steel but does NOT have a massive dick. This is at odds with the general consensus of the rest of the modding community
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The original cover art to power metal band Attacker’s 1985 debut album “Battle at Helm’s Gate” compared to the 2001 CD release is a true “we used to live in a real society” moment. (neither of them actually depict the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but at least the new art took place a book earlier.)
The original 1985 album where an enthusiastically airbrushed barbarian is fighting a four armed pterodactyl demon thing  while a wizard demon poses dramatically on the background. Everything has My First Warhammer facesThe 2001 CD rerelease, which at least uses more on theme fonts for the title but is just a painting of Gandalf fighting the Balrog.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve been enjoying Pokémon Ghost Grey, a rom hack that uses Pokémon as a springboard into its own narrative puzzle box. It’s a little too irony poisoned at times but that also leads to some extremely solid jokes.
My character shopping at a self-service Pokémart. I have the escape rope selected and the description reads “A long rope. Can be used to escape anything. However, it can only be used once.” which has different implications given that the sprite for it is now a noose. The rest of the items are all either candy or abusable real world pharmaceuticals.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you were to ask me what movie this gif is from, “Somewhat Remembered Children’s Film Beethoven” would not be in my first 100 guesses
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is nothing more beautiful than an entire group chat remembering what the plot to Beethoven actually was at the same time
The Newtons take Beethoven to veterinariar Dr.
Herman Varnick for a routine medical exam, unaware that he is secretly involved in unethical animal experiments and is seeking large-skulled dogs to test ammunition on. Dr. Varnick tells George of a supposed mental instability among St. Bernards that makes them potentially dangerous and violent, advising him to watch Beethoven closely for any sign of viciousness. Later, under the pretense of doing a follow-up exam on Beethoven, Dr. Varnick visits the Newton home. After applying fake blood onto his arm and Beethoven's nose, Dr. Varnick repeatedly hits Beethoven until the dog retaliates, unaware that Emily saw him. When the rest of the family comes outside to rescue Dr. Varnick, he claims that Beethoven
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That’s the David W. Bradley Difference
DWB, a white dude with a feathered mullet and pushbroo mustache posing thoughtfully in front of a lightning bolt
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The never give up meme where one guy in jeans and a tie is mining furiously toward a diamond vein and another one is giving up inches away
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve always known i am exactly 1/13th as important as Barack Obama. I bet that dork doesn’t even have a favorite Wizardry
Me on the top 38 influencers voting list at no. 3132 with two votes Former President Barack Obama at number 336 with a measly 26 votes
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had to dig up my Spotify account for this but 12 years ago I set out to find every distinct version of Two Princes on Spotify and you can guess what part of the title “Twenty Eight Princes, Two Princesses, and One Teen Pregnancy” ApologetiX contributed towards
A Spotify Playlist that has all distinct versions of Two Princes I could find in 2014. Christian parody artists ApologetiX parody “Too Pregnant” is track number two
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are cathedrals (people remembering that Cyclops is supposed to have a giant dump truck ass) everywhere for those with eyes to see.
Cyclops doing his taunt in X-Men vs Street Fighter, where he sticks out his giant dump truck ass. A video of someone painting the Cyclops mini from Marvel Crisis Protocol wheee he has a giant dump truck ass
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@videogamebeach.bsky.social here’s a good beach for you from Dragon Quest VII Reimagined for the Switch 2. Feel free to use it if you would like.
The Dragon Quest VII protagonist (a small boy in a green hood beanie and tunic) standing in the gently lapping waves of Rainbow Cove, presumably named for the rainbow reflection of the sun upon the water.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Using violent video games to confront the late-August Texas sun in a healthy way
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Power of Salad and Milkshakes is a 2002 documentary about the noise rock band Lightning Bolt that is an essential resource for this type of person. Just an absolute crush of people letting their bodies and brains get obliterated by sound
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Giving myself a 45 because artists I am annoying about are marked in pink and should count double against me.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trying to figure out how to put a Sega Saturn at half mast
The cover art for Frankenstein: Through The Eyes of the Monster Starring Tim Curry where he is looking at you smugly in a lab coat.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am losing it at the flavor text they give to all the countries the app is currently available on
United Kingdom
A long tradition of open public debate and one of FRACT's earliest and strongest user communities.
Canada
A country that balances individual freedoms with a respectful public discourse.
Netherlands
Recognized for its open internet culture and forward-looking approach to digital society.
Germany
A strong commitment to privacy and one of the world's most trusted legal frameworks.
Ireland
A global technology hub where innovation
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A friend asked for kid friendly guitar pop suggestions and that Prousted me back to the Powerpuff Girls: Heroes and Villains album featuring 45 minutes of bespoke songs by 90s/00s power-pop heavyweights (including multiple Elephant Six artists!) and it’s a real “we used to be a real country” moment
The cover of the CD featuring the Powerpuff Girls dancing. Also a bunch of random katakana on the side as was the fashion at the time. The track listing, which is preposterously stacked
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS GO MONKEY GO - Devo
PRAY FOR THE GIRLS
SIGNAL IN THE SKY (LET'S GO) - The Apples In Stereo
WALK & CHEW GUM - Opticanally Yours
BUTTERCUP (I'M A SUPER GIRL) - Shonen Knife
B.L.O.S.S.O.M. - Komeda
BUBBLES - Dressy Bessy
FIGHT THE POWER - BIS
DON'T LOOK DOWN - The Sugarplastic
THE FIGHT - Cornelius 
FRIENDS WIN - The Bill Doss
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS THEME - Bis
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My therapist: Anime Gary Busey isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Anime Gary Busey:
Prince Kiefer from Dragon Quest VII Reimagined on the Switch 2 m. He has the wild hair, eyes, and chin of a young Gary Busey
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Completed a very large, very gross, and very pink little guy today, which also is the first time in a year and a half in the hobby that I have actually painted nipples. #miniatures #miniaturepainting #nerdlings
A chaos daemon from StationForge that is a massive bloated pink thing with rhino beetle horned, a long gross tongue, harem pants, and lots of big hoop piercings on its neck and nipples. It’s holding a big bronze mace with some verdigris weathering and its other hand is a bright red crab clawA chaos daemon from StationForge that is a massive bloated pink thing with rhino beetle horned, a long gross tongue, harem pants, and lots of big hoop piercings on its neck and nipples. It’s holding a big bronze mace with some verdigris weathering and its other hand is a bright red crab clawA chaos daemon from StationForge that is a massive bloated pink thing with rhino beetle horned, a long gross tongue, harem pants, and lots of big hoop piercings on its neck and nipples. It’s holding a big bronze mace with some verdigris weathering and its other hand is a bright red crab claw
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking forward to being $20 poorer and one Deathlord franchise richer
The Apple II cover of Deathlord which looks like a metal album cover from the mid-80s with a giant metal demon surrounded by flames and what looks like piranha goblins
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We did not name ourselves after the MOVIE The Devil Wears Prada, we named ourselves after the BOOK, which we DID NOT READ
Despite speculations that the band named themselves after the film of the same title, the band was in actuality formed before the film was released.
They have explained that their band name is based on an anti-materialistic mindset and derived their name from the novel The Devil Wears Prada. At the time of naming the band, the members assumed that the novel included anti-materialism as its moral, until later discovering that the novel did not feature this as its message at all. Despite making this mistake, the band members refused to change the name and decided that they would create a new, non-materialistic definition indicating that at the Last Judgment, God will not look at people's possessions.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ed Edd n Eddy is a bit after my time but the story bible is worth tracking down because it has the exact same tone as an early aughts World of Darkness splatbook
Ed, Edd nEedy
Character Description
Eddy
Exhibitionist.
Megalomaniac. (quote from his report card)
Eddy is the unofficial leader of the trio.
He's always got a plan, a stunt or a weird noise.
Eddy's the "class clown". He loves showing off. He loves being the centre of attention-
- no matter how stupid the reason is.
Eddy is the only kid in his grade to have been expelled for a whole week from school.
It was his turn to set up the video for science class. He switched "Our Friend Yeast", for a video he "borrowed" from his parent's room.
Before Eddy's brother went....away, he enlightened Eddy with the "legends" of the neighbourhood. Eddy knows where all the abandoned tree houses are, which sewer pipes are safe to spelunk, and the secret recipe for the "El Mongo Stink Bomb" (it's been in the family for years.
He's the one who is most able to pretend that he knows it all...and doesn't care what anyone else thinks about him.
His genes are working the fastest.
Eddy's Dad is constantly concerned that Eddy may grow up to be a ...figure skater.
Eddy's Mom never believes his little darling was involved in such a heinous act.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if I pivoted to an extremely 2022 style ~*DooM EnginE AestheticS*~ account as a lark?
Sunlust MAP28: Maelstrom by dannebubinga and Ribbiks. An ominous island of green jade floats in the void, centered around what appears to be a flow of slime originating from the sky and coming down in a conical waterfall? slimefall?
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In this economy?
The meme screen cap of an anime woman in a red dress holding her chest with a self-satisfied expression on her face while the subtitles read “My breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory”
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An extremely funny inversion of this is the Dragon Ball GT game that came out in the US before DBZ started airing with an extremely limited print run spiked in price, but it of course crashed on reprint to the point that even the original printing has only barely outpaced inflation
Final Bout selling for $100The original Bandai printing selling CIB for $239The later Atari printing selling CIB selling for $35
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If anyone is heading back to 2001, note that a copy of Shadow Tower has a better ROI than an ounce of gold bought at the same time
A zoom in showing Shadow Tower on sale for $24.99The price charting page showing a used CIB copy going for $605.38
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have no idea what this is from but I similarly think about this random manga page about Yuri Horii and his friends absolutely losing their mind when they saw Wizardry on an Apple II for the first time at a trade show almost constantly.
A scan of an untranslated manga of a bunch of guys dressed in early 80s drip wide eyed and shouting as they push through a crowd to see a demo of Wizardry I in play
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Per @marcnormandin.bsky.social I also did a quick mockup of the other way around
The album art to Pretzel Logic featuring a food cart vendor offering pretzels and roasted nuts. It the album title and artist have been replaced with STEELY DAN in the Akira font with what Japanese Wikipedia told me is Steely Dan in hiragana(?) superimposed in front of it in red
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