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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

25 year old coworker showed me this "cool new song" she discovered called Sleepyhead by Passion Pit and I aged into dust. I'm gonna send her Kids by MGMT and blow her mind.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

the age old question: do I gig with the one pickup p90 tele tomorrow, or the dual humbucker esp? the answer? nobody fucking cares bro.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

starting a new show where I listen to shoegaze music while finding lesser-known restaurants with good food. calling it Diners, Drive-Ins, and Slowdives

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

it would be dope when booking shows if bands could just say no instead of just ghosting you. like how long am i supposed to wait before i move on? i promise i am not offended by being told "sorry, we can't make that"

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

playing a music fest in April and they booked my doom metal band to close out a stage where every other band is playing funk or folk music. Just five openers of pretty agreeable chill music, followed by the sludgiest shit you've ever heard. great work homegrown music fest, you've done it again.

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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 11/03/2026

Support our seniors

BOX OF WINE headline on a fox 9 YouTube video about seniors testifying at the legislature to legalize happy hour at nursing homes

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-…

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

do you think they'll ever update the olympic theme? i think it would be cool if they made it entombment of a machine by job for a cowboy

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Waiting for my new e-bike to be delivered. I feel like on days when I work, my fun packages get delivered at 8am so they can torture me all day. On days I don't work, my fun packages get delivered at 9pm so they can torture me all day.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

started writing some solo songs for the first time in more than a year. feels good to try again.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Two WILBUR EPs coming in 2026! Everything is recorded and being mixed now! Release dates of 4/20 and 7/10, release shows TBA. Get ready for some heavy as fuck stoner metal.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Well, I haven't been here much in about 8 months. I left a pretty bad twelve-year long relationship, moved to a new city, dealt with some family health issues. Life is slowly evening out. I will get back on the horse here, but if I didn't respond to your message, sorry, I was busy.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

It says a lot about me how many times I’ve had to explain End of a Year/Self Defense Family to various friend groups.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I dropped my phone in a hot tub last night and I didn’t even turn it off just grabbed it real quick and it works fine.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Watched one of those trailers for bring her back where they interview people in the theater and one dude is wearing an mj lenderman shirt

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I spent my college years doing party drugs in the dubstep heyday and after getting old I now know the truth, which is that the best edm music is when it’s just post rock but with synthesizers

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Maybe you should listen to less job for a cowboy and start filling out more job applications for cowboys

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Me to a coworker today: “I am thirty-four years old. I am basically dead.”

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Wolf Blitzer? I hardly know ‘er

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

To a crazy mf like me, they’re just normal jean

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

They should make a thing where you can just be in a coma for a while

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

This ain’t no disco. Ain’t no country club either - me talking to the strung out burglar who just broke into my house moments before he stabs me

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

the masculine urge to die violently fighting in battle

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

theonion.com/historians-q...

From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I’ve been close friends with this guy for like a year and he is well aware I play in a metal band and he has apparently literally never listened to us until today when he learned our bassist is a super hot dude. I guess these days you gotta use everything you got to get them streams

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

So last night at the gym I made fun of a sov cit guy and told another guy that if he’s going to school to be a cop he is just in training to be the next wave of brown shirts so anyway I think I need a new gym

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Love when a song takes like seven minutes to get to the good part (genuine)

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

There’s this guy in my office who exclusively listens to classical music because he “doesn’t like music with words” and I’m gonna try to trick him into liking post rock

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Can someone please tell me if camo pants are cool again I really can’t tell and I need to know for science

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

uhhh cried today with a client when I won her everything she needed to start a new life from her abuser some days are better than others

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

two chances to catch WILBUR coming up if you live in the twin cities and like doom metal

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

April Fool’s Day is just April Normal Guy’s Day to a mf like me

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Oh good it’s the day every brand makes a boring and outdated joke

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Jordan Petersen interviewing Dave Matthews: JP: Now, the marching of the ants, is this governed by some hierarchical structure? One supposed it is the ant who wakes up first in the morning who leads them, yes? DM: candyMAN teasING the THOUGHTS of a SWEET TOOTH tortured by WEIGHT loss

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside! Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Jesus in your name we are trying to execute dozens of innocent people but ALSO a bad guy in there so please pretty please make the bombs hit so good and kill all of them instantly amen

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

This is the first of what I think are going to be A LOT of primary challenges along these lines.

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Trying to imagine how difficult it would be to have five parents that are completely emotionally unavailable and disappointed in you

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

When will they invent dog food for men

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Kinda unhinged but thinking about seeing how many times I can play the teach me how to dougie instrumental in a row in my office before someone gets mad at me. I think I can hit like twenty

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Shout out to Armor for Sleep for selling me a hoodie for sixty dollars in October that, after being worn and washed probably once every three weeks has had all the graphics on it destroyed

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Looking back, we all probably should have taken notice when jk Rowling tried to “both sides” slavery in the books…

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

A.D.I.D.AS. (All Day I Dream About Saosin)

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I think disappearing people who are here legally because the state disagreed with their speech is Bad but I don’t have a law degree so what do I know

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

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Macaulay Sulkin' @emostradamus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Listened to a chevelle album today and my phone auto dialed the suicide hotline

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