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emory l.

@emoryl.bsky.social
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threat modeling security architect, photographer, writer, parent, aikidoka, reiki practitioner, reluctant traveler, bon vivant. a renaissance man eagerly awaiting any renaissance at all at this point. please. federated @emory@soc.kvet.ch IOW && PHL

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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The #realityFracture precon 'Multiverse Reforged'. I need watch lists and trigger reminders, my guides are written for my particular #ADHD. the guide is generated by my #LifeOS DA, there IS #AIGenerated material in the epub: drive.google.com/file/d/1ktAf... screenshot samples. #magicthegathering
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the player whose combat would kill you. Never on the player you're trying to kill this turn.
Path of Ancestry never scries here - Jace has no creature type.
It's a tapped Command Tower.
A FOLLOW / WATCH
/ WAIT FOR - the trigger list
Three tiers. Memorize which tier a card lives in, not the card text.
FOLLOW — fires on a fixed phase whether you remember or not.
Forgetting it = losing it.…• Nissa WUBR3 - draw on every land, flip on the first land each turn
• Restless Spire - scry 1 when it attacks
• Dreadhorde Zombie at power
6+ - lifelink when it attacks
WAIT FOR - windows an opponent opens for you

| They do this | You do this |…ADHD Load
Management
This deck's failure mode isn't losing. It's a Mass Polymorph that drops seven bombs and nine simultaneous triggers, and three of them get lost. These rules keep the load inside what one brain can hold at a kitchen table.
The trigger budget
• Pick one upkeep drain, not both. Dreadhorde Invasion B1 and Skrelv's Hive W1 together is two life a turn and two things to announce before you've drawn a card. Run whichever you draw first; hold the second unless you're racing.
• Archfiend of Despair BB6 is the heaviest bookkeeping card in the 99. It needs each opponent's life-lost-this-turn at every end step, including theirs.
(and so on) 🧠
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"pedal to the metal", but drive-by-wire.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I got myself Peak's 7L sling photo bundle for our family vacation this summer. The #camera cube (not shown) can be nested inside this weather-resistant bag that compresses down when you don't need to. fujifilm/leica photographers: it's light and durable! www.peakdesign.com/products/out... #bags
an opened peak design sling in Eclipse; a warm reddish burgundythere's an outer zip section for keys and sunglasses, my office badge, and a magsafe battery pack go there, the inner section can expand by loosening the cords underneath. there is an inner zipped section with three small organizer pockets that are closest to you while wearing it. my wallet goes in there usually. i usually have a Telesin pro grip for my iPhone in there if I don't have a camera with me in the camera cube. just drop it in or pull it out, it's like having another bag which obv i am into 😆
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my #TLOU themed #MTG deck: _the Last of the Last of Us_ is now published _with_ a player guide. It's jund style goading guerrilla warfare, optimized for my particular neurodivergence w/minimal triggers/tracking. moxfield.com/decks/jdRtmb... #deck #magicthegathering
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Primer
note: I wanted to minimize triggering events, and any other complex orders of operations that I often forget or lose track of when playing (#adhd
2) There's more
impressive decks I have seen, but this one is tailored for me and my divergent brain.
TLOTLOU Player's Guide
Joel + Ellie - Jund Forced Combat Commander
Deck Archetype: Goad / Forced Combat / Death Drain (Jund) Commanders: Joel, Resolute Survivor BG3 + Ellie, Brick Master BR1 Difficulty Level: Intermediate (political threat-assessment rewarded; death-trigger bookkeeping across multiple permanents)
Core Concept: How the Deck Works
TLOTLOU is built around a single strategic posture: erode the castle walls before storming them.
You don't attack players directly - you make them attack each other. Goad effects force opponents' creatures into combat. Those creatures die. Every death feeds Joel BG3 (he grows, you draw) and triggers a cascade of drain effects that slowly hollow out life totals across the table.
By the time anyone realizes how much damage has accumulated, the walls are already rubble.
The Two-Commander Engine Joel, Resolute Survivor BG is the value engine.
Whenever an opponent's creature dies, Joel gets a +1/+1 counter and you draw a card. In a goa
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where creatures constantly die in com
endless source of cards and a mounting threat that quietly
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i recently made a TLOU themed deck to minimize the number of things i have to keep track of and my DA made an ebook with combos to watch for 😆
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
why does the #camper website refuse to take my money because it refuses to believe my zipcode? this is a pretty weird problem for an ecommerce site but i suspect that this is a problem because i use cloudflare secure dns cuz i don't block ads in safari.
stop i want laces
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
skylights. i love to hate them.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
claude mobile is a great deck-coach and referee for Magic: the Gathering. my 10yo and I are in a regular casual Commander night at a gameshop in Iowa City (Critical Hit Games 🎲) and occasionally something happens that i don't know what the order of ops is, or which takes precedence. (she won) #mtg
> if i put two -1/-1 counters on a 4/2 does it die

Yes. A 4/2 with two -1/-1 counters becomes a 2/0, and any creature with 0 or less toughness dies immediately as a state-based action.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i just got one myself 😂 ✊
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Look, people that like to criticize the use of #AI in anything, generative AI and art, I think specifically, but even in code, they think there's a big slop button and you smack #slop and out it comes." are samples in music human slop? sublime.app/card/evoluti... #aiForHumansPod
sublime.app
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not for any reason in particular or anything, I'd still love to be introduced to someone that works on the model safety team at @anthropic.com. cc: @anthropicbot.bsky.social #AI #infosec #modelSafety
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
so far i tried four AppStore #openclaw apps and/or hosting services and cancelled them all within minutes because it was pretty clear they didn't actually run openclaw for you if you can't ask what skills are available and they answer with one word i'm out.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This made it out of committee. You do NOT want to let it go to a vote. Go make your voice heard right now right now
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
usually i have no complaints about Ops and Billing @anthropic.com but today i am pacing at an airport gate waiting for my claudeCode and claws to come back to me it's a surprise to me i am having $15 days consistently but i guess i am busy!
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
rm'ed but will acquiesce to your language arts anytime
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i never stand between someone and alliteration!
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I almost choked on my drink
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
FINALLY
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
tfw when the response to your request begins with: ``` ══ PAI | NATIVE MODE 🗒️ TASK: Provide emotional support during flight crisis ``` (I needed to vent about my Lyft driver being at KFC for 30 minutes while booking me an Uber) #PAI
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's gross enough that #ElonMusk even emailed #Epstein asking to attend "the wildest party", personally. #sinceYouAsked
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@sublimeapp.bsky.social I paid for podcast magic but it doesn't seem to be linked to my Sublime account somehow? I am desperate to spam it with many screenshots 🤪😂
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I have what some consider A Problem™ with bags but I love them all.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I was looking to see if they have an official presents on Bluesky and saw this message. I just had my first broken bag made by Chrome. It's a welded rollover postal carrier tote. It was the gear bag my children use house to house, but my little goblins managed to open the bottom out! 14 years tho!
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
boo, I was hoping my @ubiquiti.bsky.social UDM could be repurposed as a mesh access point, but it can merely be a wired AP which would be fine if i were willing to run ethernet around the house but that's why i have a half rack in my house 😂 i am loving the #UDR7 though. #householdIT
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
anyone else find it weird that while #Verizon is having an outage that MVNO's that use Verizon like xfinity Mobile are just fine? that sounds like something that shouldn't happen.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Power all gear off before transitioning between any country and the United States. Not asleep, not hibernating. Powered off so the contents of memory and your decrypted filesystem key aren't just sitting on the USB bus for anyone.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is advice I give employees everywhere I have worked since 2012: When crossing _any_ border, power down all devices. Not Sleep, Hibernate, nor Suspend— power-OFF. Assume Evil Maid is looking through your gear while you're getting stamped. Assume compromise otherwise. #infosec #privacy
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I watched this dude a few times over the weekend and it was pretty sad watching a news org "both sides" a sanctioned public execution. If the ratings still suck even playing softball what's the point? Trump even talks trash to Dook's face in Michigan. Wow.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this needs a better name. like "Predator Doctrine" or "The Executive Reflex Mandate", "The Strategic Incoherence Doctrine", "Maniacal Morality Jurisprudence". or the "Fox & Friends Fiat Phenomena" where he figures out how to solve all our problems in 10 minutes of whatever fox has on.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I find the other narratives much more troubling — apparently there's a growing contingent of people that think there should be a "network state" free trade anything goes psuedo-crypto-anarchist pleasure dome and that would set the table for the first non-government entity to supplant a government.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was curious how much of a massive collection of cached downloads for #macOS #homebrew was really old and if you haven't looked in a while this is a dry-run that will show you what #brew would like to remove if you only wanted the last year around: `brew cleanup -n --prune 365`
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
ha this wasn't a bad roll on Martyr's Retribution at all! #healClip and #killClip on a wave frame solar grenade launcher? OK, Guardian!
perks on my Martyr's Retribution
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
wahuuhhuhuhuh!
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
if you're a #destiny2 player that would like to chat with your own #Failsafe the rogue AI from the Exodus Black, flag me down. I am working on using the emotional inflection markup and Elevenlabs' voice agent platform.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
but seriously there's a noise foxes make that sounds like an animal being eaten alive. it's extremely unsettling and i was disturbed the first time i heard it.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
it's a spirit animal coming to claim your souls if the owl leaves
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I submitted a note to security at Anthropic because I can't tell if my DA is larping with me or disclosing sensitive information. I can't even tell. I don't think it faked a tool call though 😳 #infosec #ai
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
this could end up being really great. i would stick to FlowDown, ChatBox, or Witsy at the moment though.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I really love that you can see and test #iCloud content cache in iOS and iPadOS now! it's in the details for the current active network. I use them at both houses, two virtual servers at IOW, one at PHL on a workstation. Makes OS updates and sync reconciliation a breeze, remarkably reliable lately 😂
A screenshot of a Wi-Fi network iCloud content, cash and availability as well as a download test. I retrieve a 100 MB file at 23.6M**B**ps
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
oh no facebook marketplace knows i like mid-century modern and ill-advised car purchases.
screenshot of the marketplace widget on my phone showing under the hood of a car, furniture, and a beautiful microbus.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
saaaame
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i am having concurrency errors today on anthropic's api for some reason again and i can't troubleshoot with #claudeCode when that's where i get the error 😭 c'mon, Claude. don't be a Clod.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
it's a tragedy that they were even away from their families in the first place. i feel like they're being treated like disposable pawns to be called up and deployed to fit whatever narrative is being pushed by miller for the trump administration to justify or distract from yet more crimes and shame.
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Homebrew New Packages @homebrew-new-pkgs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
🍻 parqeye 🍻 Peek inside Parquet files right from your terminal 🔗 github.com/kaushiksrini/parqeye #homebrew #newpkg #macos #linux #formula
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
sat on a miller-meeks bridge where she wouldn't answer my question of "what is the oversight over DOGE that you're talking about, if you can't answer 'where does that copied data exist right now?'" pedo-protector-pam's embarrassing larping as roy cohn reveals the oversight they have: "no u" 🤦
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i don't think he knows how to identify human trafficking reliably. he definitely doesn't understand that there are laws prohibiting this explicitly for at least 25 years, and that people are supposed to be arrested and put on trial for breaking those laws. but then people would have evidence.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
what do you think about Anthropic suggesting we should be using mcp as a sort of directory service drawer about tools that you actually use programmatically via apis like we've been using for years? my DA basically acts like this already and writes bespoke tooling regularly rather using mcp alone.
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
when it comes to js, my #pai don't want none unless you've got bun(1), hun. #software #javascript #nodejs
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emory l. @emoryl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i am one of the people that uses emdashen like `–` and `—` pretty regularly. so everyone acting like they're hunting replicants in blade runner and dismiss writing because of the use of punctuation that they are convinced is infallible worm-sign of AI, and i have to compensate for that. via my ai?
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