Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 47m"im not owned! im not owned!", jeff continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob #akleg 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is the PUREST comedy I’ve experienced in a loooooong time #akleg #akelect 4120
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You made a pretty cool friend on your post that I get to have fun with now! 😂 This is supposedly an “Alaska Dem” 040
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Hey. Helping to host a party tomorrow. Come hang. Save our town! 152
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It brings me absolutely zero joy to report that Emil is the righteous one here… 010
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Took my kids to a “make your own pancake” spot. Had to drop some artistic geography on em #akleg Berries were being dropped for landmarks… not finished tho 170
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Craziest northern lights show I’ve seen in Juneau since NYE 2024 061
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 11/01/20267th street downtown is sheer ice on both sides of Main Street. The W 7th outcrop is particularly harrowing with water running over the ice sheet 010
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Took the Seattle tall ship, the Bay Lady, out VERY early this morning to escort the Norwegian vessel, Statsraad Lehmkuhl, into port for One Ocean Week. Worth the 5am alarm and frozen fingers. 280
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hey Juneau! Come on out tomorrow to this awesome town hall tomorrow after work - I’d love to see you there. 2124
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Nothing is funnier than being a bigot and defending another bigot when you look like this. Like, if Sarah and ol’ Chaz are the superior race then we are absolutely screwed. 020
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Gotta say, this is one of my all-time favorite blocks that I’ve received… 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Yo Matt Heilala, WHATS A PHYSIAN?????? #akleg Can’t believe anybody listens to this dude about ANYTHING. Absolute, certified, GradeA LOSER. 250
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Changed my zoom name in the AK Med Board meeting to reflect my feelings since they stopped taking public comment #akleg 0151
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 13/08/2025In case anyone is wondering what our local Alaska fascist dunce thinks about martial law… #akleg 330
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Solid sign at the Storis commissioning today in Juneau #akleg 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Big ups to the Glory Hall for abandoning the majority of their “core values” this week! 🙌🏾 020
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I guess that’s a quarter-baked argument for prioritizing them over our unsheltered brothers and sisters. Good job? 120
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 20/07/2025If you can’t handle Juneau at its worst, you don’t deserve Juneau at its best 050
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Any slug enthusiasts on here? Can you tell me what’s happening in our garden? 130
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 04/07/2025There’s about 18 hours a year with actual “traffic” in Juneau, Alaska. And it starts at nearly 1am on July 4th. 160
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Don’t they know he has a crypto/virgin’s conference in Juneau to get to and doesn’t have time to waste reading this g.d. bill?!?! 040
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Sadly our local teenage trash bear seems to have sustained an injury and is limping around town on 3 paws today. I was already pretty worried about him because of his age and seeming high level of comfort around people. #juneau 3122
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025“I understand how the game is played… but am just REALLY bad at playing it.” - the Ballad of Jamie Allard #akleg 181
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Call me @matt.akmemo.com the way I be pretendin to be in Juneau 020
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Prob should replace it with this art to be most accurate for this legislature… 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025It’s insane and uncomfortable that Allen Marine’s attorney, in a letter to CBJ, signed his letter “very truly yours.” Lock that man up and plz hire less weird lawyers. juneau.org/wp-content/u... 011
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The face of a man who’s recently learned to unhinge his jaw while taking in Elon to the hilt 000
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025In honor of March Madness kicking off this week with conference tournament play, allow me to introduce you to a personal favorite player and contender for best name of 2025: 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Love #akleg folks doing the “gotta give it to Allard for opposing harming children” for voting against the amendment to harm children that she… SPONSORED. lol what?! Btw, she is the greatest cause of harm to specific groups of children that she has deemed “less than” in the entire legislature… 030
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Ps- they’re throwing a fundraiser for Future49 in Boston soon. Love these fish farmers… 000
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025FYI: today at 3:30pm senate resources is taking up the governors bill to allow for fish farming in Alaska. I get that a lot of these folks aren’t from Alaska and don’t understand these issues, but this is a bad idea and it’s bad for Alaska. Please call in to oppose. #akleg 130
Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 08/03/2025TFW you’re trying to decide if this is the right crowd for you to drop a televised n-word on stage 000
