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Laura

@emokohelet.bsky.social
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Previously famed scriptural exegete

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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this one is a classic in my heart
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had 20 minutes to make up a bullshit Halloween costume, I present you, the worst John Travolta impression of all time
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saul, It Was Really Nothing
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
our first song of the night: There Will Be Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth, Or So You Say
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
quit your job, join my jangle-pop band/critical biblical studies reading group, they are the same group and meet in the same hour
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
playing kingdom hearts for the first time, i'm not sure i've once looked at donald duck and not seen him downed. what is his problem.
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i present to you, when friendship comes crashing
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let's just say, for the sake of speculation, that i'm an airplane and the gashes i got from my heartbreak make the slots and the flap upon my wing and i use them to give me a lift?
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
alternatively, if you are a trans woman, you need to start practicing your fiona apple, there are songs for you and they are all good
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's funny as fuck being a passing trans woman who still sings like a baritone, nobody here is prepared for my interpol karaoke
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this show is so unbelievably peak y'all
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the aura farming is insane
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ANOTHER 20 TRILLION NOTES TO MY MELODY
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why don't you take off your bra at the beginning to make the sweat more bearable?
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i feel like air conditioning has got to be mandatory for a furry rave
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BearPascal @bearpascal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morrissey if he was a horse: Secretariat and Seabiscuit are on your side but you lose cause BoJack Horseman is on mine
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kafka's letters to his gynecologist
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Group outfit: sexy pyramid head but specifically the ones from the end of silent hill 2 so everyone has a spear and does the ominous piercing motion
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, im gonna make it happen
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm being massacred for suggesting the idea that I cosplay as sexy pyramid head for Halloween. They hate to see you living your best life as pyramid head with big naturals
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love replying to people with "right" or "totally agree" and not knowing what the fuck they're on about. That's my toxic trait
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if your hair is so very poofy, then why are you on your own tonight?
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
imitating guitar noises: bwaa bum bum bum bwa bum bum
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went to karaoke this week. did the smiths. got some cheers. going back next time and doing dying fetus. you thought i was some sensitive gay boy at heart. wrong. it's not my fault i'm pregnant and love drugs.
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pagliacci's Trilemma -God can be omniscient -God can be omnibenevolent -God can have a sense of humor
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seven years ago, she went online looking for the best english translation of Shakespeare's Complete works. Some say that she is still looking.
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have a bad habit of looking for the best english translations of english texts
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Janet Tzara @janet-tzara.neocities.org · 08/05/2025
The Pope is woke, boys and it's so lonely on a limb
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thank you thank you thank you
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drink a little extra water for me, drink a little extra coffee
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i accidentally got caught in a video on social media reading the guermantes way and conveniently enough, i stopped reading before the part that made me ugly cry for half an hour the night after. That would have been awkward
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
taking off your bra without taking off your shirt? mindlessly easy task. Now putting your bra back on without removing your shirt? Impossible. A level of cognitive functioning that i don't think even the smartest person on earth can live up to. The topology of it needs to be studied
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i got crazy pull with the useless lesbian community. unfortunately i am also a member of the useless lesbian community
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i recently had a scenario in which i'm like 85% sure i was being hit on and i failed to let the moment go anywhere and i can't tell if i should be upset about that or conclude that i still got it
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
after like five years, i replaced my phone lock-screen from the cover of the mantua Zohar to a picture of the album cover for Treasure. Elizabeth Fraser, you are my guide now
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's an awesome quote, it's in like the first ten pages of Pensees and i reference it all the time
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tell me about your religious trauma middle-aged irish-man
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm eternally kinda popular with men aged 40-80 and not even in a weird fatherly sexual way but in the way that a way that an old time hippie or quirky elder millennial needs a scary Gen Z Lesbian to identify with
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
missed connection: trader joe's cashier with the dyed hair and nose piercing, i would have checked out in your lane but we made eye contact after i had already gotten in line and i didn't want to be rude. I will append my phone number to the bottom of this post. nobody else call it.
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also Shana Tova friends!!!
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LAURA THE MOTHER FUCKING MILK MAIDDDDDDD
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's getting kinda crazy with it tonight, happy 9/11 y'all
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok this didn't happen but I won third place at bar trivia while playing solo so I'll take that as a win, I'll get some kisses tomorrow
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can I show you my weight loss timeline in reverse or is that cheating
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i don't think Halimede is a cis woman, i think that reading is untenable, i think this is just the kind of joke that you can think is funny if you don't have genital dysphoria as a trans woman
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
laura, you are my breast friend, i mean breast dog, i mean big dog, i mean, you are laura
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i got called big dawg for the first time today, this is who i am now
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok ok ok
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