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It’s just the sort of innovation and whimsy this Monday afternoon needs.

Apologies for the interjection, but might I humbly suggest that one of those long straight tempura fried shrimp (like the Costco frozen apps) could be adorable for a long cat walking upright? Cocktail shrimp undoubtedly the cuter option for a curled, napping cat.

We were all really counting on YOU to crack this case.

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Happy birthday, Chris!

Left the house at 12:10 for a gym session I thought started at 12:30. It started at noon. So now I’m waiting on a soup and sandwich at the deli, positively tweaked out on preworkout.

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I mean… I wasn’t NOT gonna pack one.

Enthusiastically reading until I got to the temps. “Choose the form of your [moist] destroyer.”

Yup. I’m wishing it was a little bit cooler, because then I’d feel like I could throw on rain pants (frog toggs) and my newish rain jacket and not be a sweat sauna inside of it. 75-80 deg, 80% humid and rain = wet, no matter what.

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The Weather Channel app - for what that’s worth - is saying Thunderstorms Likely for both Saturday (afternoon/evening) and Sunday (morning). Hoping they’re wrong and it’s more rain that rumbles.

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It’s not great…

emohn @emohn.net · 27/09/2026

I lack the vocabulary to put into words how deeply disturbed this makes me.

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emohn @emohn.net · 27/09/2026

“Be right over.”

emohn @emohn.net · 26/09/2026

Our defense is in shambles today.

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emohn @emohn.net · 26/09/2026

Thank you TeefBirds.

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emohn @emohn.net · 26/09/2026

They did SO good with Rocky

Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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My oldest got her learner’s driving permit today. Started lessons in the little league ballpark parking lot behind our neighborhood - not… terrible. Having her drive from there into our neighborhood to our house was terrifying, though. Going to be a bit before we’re comfortable around mailboxes.

WTF man. Maybe don’t?

Same. I tried. I really did. Just not enjoyable, at all.

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Good luck with the grants, and have an awesome time at the show! I’m bummed I haven’t seen them on this tour yet.

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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gavin newsom is a guy who will sell us out in a second propped up by a decent social media team who he doesnt sound anything like in reality

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My friend, I t’s somehow even weirder than that. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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But this feels as likely as not. bsky.app/profile/leya...

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I really don’t know where we go from here.

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I need a fellow Louisville fan to take a stab at answering this because I have repressed a LOT (and for a long period, drowned certain memories).

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In basketball, that’s the NIT…

emohn @emohn.net · 23/09/2026

I’m going to need @katmabu.bsky.social to weigh in on this one.

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If you’re a fan of our National Parks (and you should be), I strongly recommend Becky’s guide. On sale from that one place now, or available at your local, independent bookstore, as well. #ParkChat

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emohn @emohn.net · 22/09/2026

Glad I went down the rabbit hole of this already deranged thread to find this very important and very correct take. 🫡

emohn @emohn.net · 22/09/2026

My family has a shared Note that we all add shopping list items to in our group chat. My daughter was UNAMBIGUOUS about what she wanted me to pick up from Costco. Guess what they do not carry, at the moment…

emohn @emohn.net · 21/09/2026

If you see this, post a picture of your younger self with a dog. With Molly, on our friend Sally’s farm outside of Düsseldorf, 2009.

emohn @emohn.net · 21/09/2026

Came back here tonight to post this video. LOL.

emohn @emohn.net · 20/09/2026

Hoisted by my own petard! Played Ricky Martin’s “Shake Your Bon-Bon” throughout the house yesterday to annoy my family. Woke up with it stuck in my head this morning.

emohn @emohn.net · 20/09/2026

Whew. Go Cards! Go Krogering. And clean up your damn penalties before the next game. Oh, and good game, Cayuts.

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emohn @emohn.net · 19/09/2026

Zero. Discipline.