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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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a deeply serious proposal for a new calendar system

If, when you were younger, you could be simultaneously described as “a massive nerd” and “incredibly stupid”, you probably privately proposed some incredibly clever and math…

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

an illustration by yuruyuri author namori of toshinou kyouko drawing on a chalkboard. it has been edited so that she is drawing the loss meme. beneath is a link to the original illustration.

"speaking of which, this is my current discord pfp"

an illustration of the same character by the same artist. she is holding an edited-in pacific sea nettle above her head and looking at it ponderously.

"and i need to make more of these"

there are source links here too

'"in what context do you need to make more of these, emnesoi ?" i dont know but its fun to make toshinou kyouko do things'

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im realizing that xavier renegade angel hasnt destroyed my vocabulary, it's just eviscerated my internal monologue

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

defamiliarization is a very useful tool for me because really i think all social norms and traditions should be judged in the terms that make them sound the most ridiculous

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im thinking about that twitter interaction (i forget the specifics of like who and where) where conservative dude says "i would kill every gorilla to save my family." and funny person replies "would you suck every gorilla's dick to save your family ?" and i think that's beautiful because, like, if the answer is yes, then yea conservative dude wants to save his family. but if the answer is no, then conservative dude just wants to kill gorillas and has come up with a weird castle-doctriney excuse to have that fantasy. and to be clear, that's fine, he just should have been honest about it. the tweet should have read "i want to kill gorillas" and i would be ok. i would disagree, obviously, because gorillas are critically endangered, but at least conservative dude would be being honest and that's really what it's all about.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the term "gooner"* has been amazing for internet misogynists because now instead of admitting that they're angry at the existence of women they can pretend that they're actually angry about theoretical men who want to fuck those women, which conveniently leads to the exact same results.

*or rather, yknow, as synecdoche for the social conditions that created this term. whatever you didnt need me to explain this

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so i've been watching thru adventure time cuz i never did before and i really thought bubblegum/marceline would be barely visible subtext for a long time but straight up the second time they're ever onscreen together they're singing songs about how much they want to hatefuck each other and id like to say im sorry for doubting you mr pendleton ward i didnt know you were built like that

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cryptid is quickly becoming a required mod for balatro for me, much like how terrafirmacraft is a required mod for minecraft.

let's have sex with numbers together

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Dis @disquietbristling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

my main piece of advice to aspiring video essay type youtubers is: Make less ambitious claims. You don't NEED to tell me about the direction of society as a whole. You don't even need to tell me a big story about how some person or text is all one way or all another way. just tell me what u see

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

american political leaders often showed support for socialism by painting bicycles on otherwise unmodified roads

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

squire ! cut his penis into thin strips, deep-fry them, and then serve them in the prison cafeteria !

squire ! terminate his tumblr account !

squire ! take him into a closed room, flatulate, and then ask him if he smells popcorn !

squire ! shave off the top layer of his nipple skin and then take him to The Sweating Room !

squire ! reveal his most closely-guarded secret to his mother the day before her book club !

squire ! give him a constant awareness of systemic racism and the ways it manifests in small things that he would be seen a fool for trying to correct !

squire ! pry off his toenails and give him a footbath in the worm pit !

squire ! do all of this on his birthday !

squire ! give him the best handjob of his life, and then, right as he crosses the threshold of orgasm, pull your hand away before he's felt any pleasure !

squire ! tickle him !

squire ! place a centipede into his mouth and then glue his lips closed !

squire ! de-nose him !

squire ! put fish hooks in the corners of his eye sockets, attach them to a pulley system, and make him lift the sacred boulders !

squire ! shove another centipede into his urethra !

squire ! puncture his eardrums and pull out his ossicles with tweezers !

squire ! put him in a social circle which is so unforgiving of moral mistakes that he grows fearful of his own thoughts !

squire ! undulate him !

squire ! attach him to the ceiling by his foreskin, then spin him around such that it twists up on itself and starts him spinning in the opposite direction, after which point it will overshoot somewhat and make him switch spin direction again ! like you used to do with swings !

squire ! make him contend with the fact that he has a significant impact on other people !

squire ! form him into 4-6 centimeter balls, place him on a baking sheet covered with wax paper, and bake him at 375 for 11-13 minutes !

squire ! make him do a black deck run on gold stake !

squire ! slowly slide a metal chopstick as far as you can up his nose !

squire ! fetch the electric drill and brandish it at him menacingly for a long time !

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

something ive noticed through my vestigial reddit addiction is that every music subreddit invariably has a lot of people who are incredibly insecure about the fact that they dont like the "canon" music in that community. practically every other day on the anthony fantano subreddit, there is someone making a post essentially saying "am i a broken person incapable of complex thought if i don't like neutral milk hotel ??" -- albeit phrased in a less emotionally direct way than that because, again, we're talking about redditors. and that's odd, right ? obviously the answer is no, you just don't find some incredibly niche music to be of your taste. but these people are so obsessed with fitting in that they (collectively) constantly search for validation that they are not beneath the others for having the smallest possible aberration in opinion from the group. and i don't know, i think that's interesting.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

uh... okay, then. well, that's all well and good of course, and obviously i respect your... forward-thinking and innovative nature, but what if the end user doesn't want to bet their sweet bippy ?

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

black souls is a complex story about the act of storytelling which has made itself inaccessible to youtube video essayists due to its handling of sexuality; this is its greatest strength.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cars have three primary tagmata: the anterior engine (responsible for respiration, digestion, and locomotion), the medial body (sensory input and processing), and the posterior trunk (fat storage). More derived taxa such as family Hatchbackidae have fused the two posterior tagmata into a body-trunk region, trading some storage space for greater posterior vision. Curiously, the cars almost universally process sensory input through endosymbiosis with the primate species Homo sapiens, but again, this is variable in more derived taxa.

Most cars metabolize (chapter 7) via combustion, but the derived homoplastic trait of electric metabolism has shown moderate success, particularly in Europe and East Asia.

Cars have numerous ocular openings. Most taxa have one anterior, one posterior, and two pairs of lateral openings, with some taxa having an additional dorsal opening. Each opening is invariably covered with a hard, transparent cornea composed of a mineral substance called glass, but the dorsal and lateral corneas are often able to retract to aid temperature regulation.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

part of the reason i hate consumer llm's is that, on top of all the other issues, if a human being spoke to me with the kind of grotesque saccharine insipid sycophantism that llm's use, i would want them dead. obviously i would understand that this feeling is irrational, but in my gut i would feel a great disgust at their very existence and feel strongly that they should be made to not exist by any means necessary.

i cannot imagine that speaking style appealing to anyone but most egotistical, self-centered assholes in existence, which... well, yeah, that's tech bros, that makes sense actually.

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

hmm i think i didn't explain my worldview very well in that last stream but i also never think i explain my worldview well so that's normal

i guess strictly speaking none of what i said was incorrect it's just incomplete but like everything is incomplete so whatev

young earth creationism (as in, the christian reactionary movement) bothers me because it attempts to deny that the world as it exists is complex and beautiful, and replaces it with a cosmology that is simple and hideous. humans are at the top of life, and they are at the top of humans. there is no complexity, no intricacy, no love. it attempts to replace the atheist's "you are a part of something" with the horribly lonely "you are above everything", and insists that this is, in fact, less lonely because it places humanity closer to whatever they're insisting "god" is this week. furthermore, and most damningly, they do not believe any of this out of ignorance. this movement was formed specifically in reaction to more advanced science. all young-earth creationists who are alive today are alive in the era of the internet. they have access to more knowledge than anyone before them, so they no longer have access to ignorance as a justification for their beliefs -- their ignorance is a choice. they are choosing, every day, to hold a worldview which is so lonely and disgusting. i then remember that this is normal. the young-earth creationists are not special in their choice to be ignorant, they have just chosen a platform which chafes against my interest in the natural world. that thing which i pointed to as most damning describes almost everyone i will ever meet, and worse, their chosen ignorances will likely encircle things which are much more important to the lives of people on this planet than whether there were really dinosaurs.

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the worst thing about being a fan of blut aus nord is that you're a fan of a band named "blut aus nord"

getting a blut aus nord patch and then getting another patch to put right under it which reads "i swear they're not nazis they're just called that"

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

while it isn't strictly true, i have found "art is ultimately pointless" to be a useful rule of thumb when it comes to, like, any discourse

i want to elaborate on this but this is the kind of topic where elaboration requires a level of eloquence and mental handholding that im not sure im capable of so for the time being simply come up with the most charitable possible interpretation of this take and imagine i said that

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

æon flux (2005) is such a terrible adaptation of æon flux (1991-1995) that it's led me to appreciate what's good about the latter more

aeon flux (1991) is horny. the monican uniform is basically bdsm gear. the fact that aeon and trevor are constantly cucking each other is a major part of their dynamic. the movie has basically no sexuality in it whatsoever. i understand why aeon (2005)'s actor would be uncomfortable with wearing the monican uniform (1991) -- the fact that animation allows things to be depicted without being filmed is its greatest strength, and this is a good demonstration of it.
bregna is not a dystopia. both bregna and monica are near-utopic societies. all characters' physical needs (1991) are being met, more or less; the conflicts are ideological or emotional. aeon flux is not fighting for monican independence -- she and her people are free -- and this allows the show to create situations where her neuroses and principles can flourish absent the threats of poverty. aeon (1991) is allowed to be individualistic as a demonstration of monican principles -- she does not struggle for The People, she struggles for herself and her friends. aeon flux (2005) has flattened the ideological struggle of the original series into a very basic material one. perhaps the latter is more relevant to extant politics, but that is not what the original is interested in. this uniqueness is to its strength.
bregna (2005) is poorly justified as a dystopia. aeon's reason for fighting is "people are sad sometimes" and "people get arrested", of which one is the human condition and the other depends heavily on context -- neither can be considered inherently "unjust". the actual weird shit that trevor is doing is unknown to her before she's already killed for her cause.

the conflict (2005) (that "weird shit" that trevor is doing) is darling in the franxx. it suffers from all the same misogyny and misplaced principles that darling in the franxx has. the thing that trevor is doing is only a problem insofar as he's lying about it; otherwise, it's just different from 2000s liberalism, and the movie considers that to be a problem for some reason. aeon flux (1991) is not necessarily a feminist text, but it is about as non-misogynistic as it could possibly be. the movie frames "women should bear children" as a feminist thesis.
the society that is created by aeon (2005)'s resistance movement (referred to as "monica" in the text but that's confusing) is not monica (1991), it is 2000s america. the movie does not bother to imagine a better future than the present because, in its mind, the present is basically perfect.
they (2005) mispronounce "bregna" and it sounds stupid.

as far as i can tell, a good portion of the creative decisions made in aeon flux (2005) must have originated from the author (2005) observing that aeon flux (1991) didn't do certain things -- didn't explore certain topics, didn't depict certain conflicts, etc -- and went "oh ! that means there's ground for an original story in this world !" rather than asking whether those omissions were intentional.

wait no im not done, i forgot about the reincarnation thing.

aeon flux (1991) does its best to make sure that "destiny" has no say in its conflicts, and it considers familial relationships to be a form of destiny. nearly all of the relationships in aeon flux (1991) are ones made by choice. if two people are associated, the show holds itself to justify it rather than relying on the simplistic handwave of "they're siblings or whatever". the movie does not hold itself to this standard.

the show does not concern itself with the origin of aeon and trevor's relationship, and it does not need to. the viewer can easily observe why the two are fascinated with each other. the movie, on the other hand, does not depict their relationship so strongly, so to justify their fascination with each other, they make them reincarnations of a married couple.

i'm not sure what to say about either of these other than "i would not have liked aeon flux (1991) nearly as much if these were present in it". the show dismisses genetic relation and "destiny" as flimsy justifications for action, and in so doing, holds itself to a higher standard of justifying relationships. this works towards the strength of its character writing. if family and destiny were important, the characters would no longer be individuals.

futhermore, the reincarnation is just. bad. memories are maintained via cloning, which is bad enough, but worse is that (iirc) the clones are not made down a chain, but from an original source. each clone somehow transmits information to the original genome. to say that the movie believes that lamarck was right is an understatement. i'm not even sure what model of evolution "a clone of a grandmother will carry the memories of her grandchildren" is.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this red curry is cumming all the way down my throat rn

my local thai restaurant snapped my choker

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i need to figure out what would happen in a sapient species that practices haplodiploidy

(translator's note: "haplodiploidy" means "unfertilized eggs develop into males* and fertilized eggs develop into females*")

*i am aware of the political implications of these terms, but i cannot think of better alternatives. please note thoroughly that i am not talking about humans.

would there be slutshaming if a member of this species gave birth to many females ?
if sex was pleasurable, would there end up being "male shortages" in societies ? would states encourage abstinence/contraception in these circumstances ?
what would feminism look like ? considering every ovulation would result in pregnancy, what kind of social revolution would the development of abortion create ?
gay people ????
would a sufficiently advanced society develop medically-induced parthenogenesis, considering this would be significantly easier than in a species where sex determination is random ? how would everyone feel about this ?
i like the idea that the stereotype of "boy mom" in their society would map very well onto our stereotype of "crazy cat lady".
holy shit their transmisogyny would be insane. can you imagine.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

power metal never hits for me because it feels like the genre conventions (namely the ways it handles harmony and instrumentation) come from a lack of confidence in heavy metal's ability to get across emotion. it feels like they're saying "haha, metal is fun and all, but we want this to be a good song, so let's start taking some cues from real music. you're not like those weird freaky metalheads, you're better than that, and so are we." it kind of feels inherently disrespectful, like the metal equivalent of a sarcastic oelvn.

^ post i would make if i was insane and wrong

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i have a lot of thoughts about surviving earth (and ideologically similar documentaries) but instead of nitpicking i'm going to try to make a broader judgement:

no nature documentary which refuses to depict sex or violence, which restricts itself to wholesome and satisfying narratives, can possibly be accurate. the beauty of life on earth lies in its structure and diversity, not in its ability to demonstrate human moral ideals. if someone does not understand this, then making a documentary for them (or imo talking to them in any capacity) is a waste of time.

by modifying the facts to fit their values, you are not creating a springboard for further curiosity, you are making a pit for curiosity to fall into and die. and if you're ok with this, then you should [checks tumblr's tos] not be ok with this.

in fewer words: the natural world contains a lot of things which can make humans very uncomfortable. the solution to this is not to sanitize depictions of the natural world, it's to demand that people stop being uncomfortable.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the responses people tend to have to the censorship of old art with nudity in it makes me wonder how long you have to be dead before your horny art is considered artistic rather than pornographic

if i painted a really good big titty boob lady right now yknow obviously any platform with anti-porn policies would censor it right, and im just wondering how long ago would i need to have died for people to think that's ridiculous bowdlerism and call for my big titty boob lady to remain uncensored for cultural reasons

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

there will come a day when the cultural influence of neon genesis evangelion will have outlived practice of the abrahamic religions and only from that day forward will the work be truly understood

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

talk show host: so when you did this thing, a lot of people thought you were being racist, but i really think that's a bad faith interpretation.

racist: no, they're right, i was being racist.

talk show host: but that's the beauty of it, you don't really take a side, you tell it like it is !

racist: i was taking the side of racism actually.

talk show host: i just really think people can be overly sensitive and decry anything that just asks questions they're uncomfortable with as 'racism'.

racist: well theyre right to do that because i am racist.

talk show host: well anyway, that's all the time we have. thank you so much, you've been amazing, and i think this has really been a productive conversation for everyone here. i love you.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#txpoaoidutw links lead to the wikipedia pages for insect, domain (biology), and virus respectively.

trying to figure out how to do biology in anglish

Wigs are unbackboneds of the fold Wig. They are the greatest set within the lithfoot theed. Wigs have an outframe, a three-deal body (head, breast, and bouk), three twosomes of wharveful legs, togetherput eyes, and a twosome of thixels. Wigs are the most manifold set of deer, with more than a thousand thousand known stocks; they make up more than half of all deer stocks.

So say the lordship way, the tree of life has either three lordships, Fernmen, Staves, and Nutbearers, or two lordships, Fernmen and Staves, with Nutbearers in Fernmen. In the three-lordship bisen, the first two are nutless, one-clising small tharmdoms without a skin-bound nut. All tharmdoms that have a clising nut and other skin-bound tharmlings are in Nutbearers.

An attern is an undersmallseerish smitting deedfrom that breeds only in the living clisings of a tharmdom. Atterns smit all beings, from deer and worts to smalltharmdoms, such as Staves and Fernmen. Atterns are found in almost every lifedom on Earth and are the muchest kind of lifeloreish being. Since the first finding of an attern, the pipeweed bleestoning attern, in the 1890s, more than 16,000 of the thousands of thousands of attern stocks have been known thoroughly. The poring of atterns is known as atternlore, an underlore of smalllifelore.

lordships: Fernmen, Staves, Nutbearers

kingdoms of Nutbearers: Deer, Worts, Swambs, Firststers

ten most rife theeds of Deer: Lithfoots, Softlings, Withebearers, Flatworms, Threadlies, Ringlings, Nettles, Holefuls, Ileskins, Mossdeer, Wheelbearers, Seaelfens, Slowtreaders

i, a lady, have the following batchlaw:

- lordship: Nutbearers
- kingdom: Deer
- theed: Withebearers
- undertheed: Backboneds
- fold: Milkmakers
- dright: Athels
- kin: Manlikes
- knoosle: Men
- stock: M. wise

(note: i am not active in any communities full of the specific kind of linguistics nerds that use anglish, and someone who is will tell me this is wrong.)

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

when people ask why i don't eat meat, the responses i've gotten the most fun out of are
- "i don't want to" + refusing to elaborate (if they're chill they'll say fair enough and if they're not they'll get really frustrated in a really funny way) and
- "i don't like the taste" (fucks with their heads big time for some reason)

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

character in a children's movie about musical notes: "son of a pitch !"

watchmojo video titled "top 10 jokes in kid's movies that we didn't get until we were adults: "this line in the 2011 film 'doremifasolatido' is a clever twisting of an infamous obscene exclamation. while the line caused many parents to cover their children's ears, we had no idea what meant until we had all growned up and learning more what our world, making it deserrrve the number seven spot on this list"

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i feel like the mst3k reboot would have had more staying power if it wasn't geared towards a kind of guy who stopped existing once everyone realized that rick and morty isn't good

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illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i really like when fandom types conflate "criticizing" with "disallowing", as if ragging on something makes that thing no longer permitted, somehow. like damn i didn't know i was elected queen of the world where my word had so much power over everyone. if i had known sooner i would have been more irresponsible with it. i crook my finger in a way that tells my army to slay you all mercilessly. yes... yes !! go, my minions ! cleave this hideous earth in twain ! fill my nostrils with the scent of burning flesh ! take all of their naive conceptions of peace and replace it with twisted bones and shattered dreams ! give me war ! war !! WAR !!! do not stop until every man, woman, and child has seen the inside of their own skull ! i demand nothing less than ceaseless violence ! KILL

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have five thousand of my rowdiest pals ready to attack your family if they don't hear from me once every minute.

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

very funny people calling the fruit fly brain simulation "unethical" considering 1. these arent actual fly brains and 2. this is a species of fly that we give genetic diseases to for fun so even if they were making actual flies play deadlock that would be the least of the ethical concerns

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

alice's adventures in wonderland : stem :: adventure time : humanities

including the pedophilic overtones

illegally imported emnesoi supplements @emnesoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

chat do i crosspost tumblr posts that i made to this website (because otherwise i wouldn't really post here at all) or is that lame

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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 21/07/2026

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It's not like I think your post was good or anything @blueroseemperor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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thorny, proud Bleeter @ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think a lot about this video and how it's not even the original. it's only a tribute to the best video in the world

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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Twitter user boof_ivermectin:
i haven’t worn deodorant for like 6-7 years, and every girl i’ve been with loves it.

it’s part of how we determine compatible mates.

look up the birth control studies and see how women prefer different pheromones when they’re on it vs natural.

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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.

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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pack it up everyone, the most brutal Kirk meme just dropped