Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I NEEED THISSSSS PELASEEE MY IPHONE 5 YEARNS FOR THE WORLD WIDE WEB 110
Reposted by Emma 🇪🇺saraaaaaaaa 💽 @sarascafe.lenowo.org · 27/06/2026Imagine posting from the experimenal 32-bit soviet RISC workstation from 1988 1228436
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 03/05/2026fuuuuuck!! They were right!!!! place, japan is fucking awesome!!!! 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/04/2026all the best software takes so long to build my desktop computer runs out of memory and crashes 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/03/2026real ones decide what food they don't like based entirely on vibes and never actually eat anything they didn't eat as a kid and therefore proved they liked 110
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026clapping my thighs like a seal, call that species regression 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Yes' Tempus Fugit is like if you took adderall then forgot you took adderall and went to a rager 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I just know whoever made this had their editing program crash at least twice 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Weezer is 90's incelcore and rivers cuomo is a 4tranner 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Ordered a destroyed 2015 macbook and got a nearly mint 2019 macbook, is this what they call poggers? 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Online relationships are like infinite games, but no games 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 19/01/2026What a sector filled with innovation and entrepeneurship! Truly wonderful! 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 19/01/2026When she burns my library of Alexandria and I gotta buy the essentials 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/01/2026ahEm uhhh six... nine? *moves hands in a shy way* [awkward silence] so did I get it? 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 16/01/2026What you call a goonkit I call a kit just a glimpse into how gooner my life has become 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Not surprised cus I’ve been dead the entirety of December but saddened nonetheless 😔 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 27/12/2025cassettes are so peak because I wanted to listen to one but it sounded very muffled so I was like "fuck how do you make this work again" then I took a cotton swab and just stabbed the heads of the reader with it a bunch and boom! Best sound ever! 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Instead of playing videogames like a plebian I make catalan turbofolk in musescore like the true barretina-wearing chad I am 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/12/2025kitten photos and/or silksong ost links (this has netted me more friendships than you'd think) 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Game awards is upsetting... Silksong lost a bunch of awards to french hyperrrealistic unreal engine 5 slop and player's voice going to wuthering waves is a warcrime #hangallgamers 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Am i the only catgirl that survived the mass extinction event??? What the fuck happened to my kind??!?! 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/12/2025my mental economy is in free fall but it's all gucci I'll just start printing emmabucks surely nothing bad will happen 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/12/2025this is definetly what pattern recognition was meant to help us see 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 06/12/2025diamond is unbreakable really puts the bizarre in bizarre advenutre aye I'm binging it rn and it's so fucking weird bruh 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Unjustified hate is always justified (I would know, I hate a lot of things) 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I'm not antisocial, I'm actually really good at talking with people and making friends! I'd just... rather not... bed comfee... 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I don't want a blahaj anymore... I just want to be her blahaj... 020
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Low key want my ears cleaned with one of those cool small spoon camera thingies 010
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Punk people that have retained their values and escaped the chudification of becoming old have my respect (my dad failed) 000
Reposted by Emma 🇪🇺Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based 5239141056
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 17/11/2025reading machiavelli's the prince just so I can begin to compete with the level of psycopathy map gamers have (I shall beat them at their own game) 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025wait there's a 3RD ACT IN SILKSONG!?!?! I'm having trouble getting through the secnd and its almost as big as the first are they just gonna drop yet another whole hollow knight on me ;~; 000
Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Endeavour installer so good I installed it during my 1 hour lunch break and had time to start downloading some of my fav games on steam! 010