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Emma 🇪🇺

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saraaaaaaaa 💽 @sarascafe.lenowo.org · 27/06/2026
Imagine posting from the experimenal 32-bit soviet RISC workstation from 1988
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
craving meatloaf like crazy rn
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm yearning again...
The reverb page for a perfect condition Chris Squire signature 4001 rickenbacker bass
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
clapping my thighs like a seal, call that species regression
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yes' Tempus Fugit is like if you took adderall then forgot you took adderall and went to a rager
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Weezer is 90's incelcore and rivers cuomo is a 4tranner
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ordered a destroyed 2015 macbook and got a nearly mint 2019 macbook, is this what they call poggers?
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Online relationships are like infinite games, but no games
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What you call a goonkit I call a kit just a glimpse into how gooner my life has become
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
cassettes are so peak because I wanted to listen to one but it sounded very muffled so I was like "fuck how do you make this work again" then I took a cotton swab and just stabbed the heads of the reader with it a bunch and boom! Best sound ever!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry christmas!!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
faith leaves twitter, huge loss for the unemployed
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Instead of playing videogames like a plebian I make catalan turbofolk in musescore like the true barretina-wearing chad I am
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Game awards is upsetting... Silksong lost a bunch of awards to french hyperrrealistic unreal engine 5 slop and player's voice going to wuthering waves is a warcrime #hangallgamers
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
my mental economy is in free fall but it's all gucci I'll just start printing emmabucks surely nothing bad will happen
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
diamond is unbreakable really puts the bizarre in bizarre advenutre aye I'm binging it rn and it's so fucking weird bruh
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm not antisocial, I'm actually really good at talking with people and making friends! I'd just... rather not... bed comfee...
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I don't want a blahaj anymore... I just want to be her blahaj...
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Low key want my ears cleaned with one of those cool small spoon camera thingies
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Punk people that have retained their values and escaped the chudification of becoming old have my respect (my dad failed)
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
A cookie Ben and jerrys could fix me rn
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
reading machiavelli's the prince just so I can begin to compete with the level of psycopathy map gamers have (I shall beat them at their own game)
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
wait there's a 3RD ACT IN SILKSONG!?!?! I'm having trouble getting through the secnd and its almost as big as the first are they just gonna drop yet another whole hollow knight on me ;~;
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
shoutout bad hair days I fucking hate you
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Endeavour installer so good I installed it during my 1 hour lunch break and had time to start downloading some of my fav games on steam!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Say au revoir Windows, say hello EndeavourOS!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my laptop just blue screened out of nowhere cus of some wifi driver issue? tf? idk but it's making me think I should also move my laptop to endeavour after I do my desktop,,, hmmmmm,,,
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Enter the gabening cube,,,
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I have decided I will move to linux (when I have time) ((in winter)) (((I can't rn but I will truuust me)))
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Im astounded people actually drink cold water like why??? It’s not refreshing-er it’s the same water just makes my teeth hurt
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Lowk hate social media but it lets me send pibble videos to my girlfriend so I’ll tolerate it
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
People need to label they shit better dawg I just scrolled past full on furry porn on the discovery feed and it wasn’t labelled so it just was kinda there out in the open like cmon bruh thank god im alone right now
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Would kill for a quiche right now
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I went to the gender change office and everyone knew you there,,,
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Summer was 3 months ago,,, WHAT?!??
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I low key think Steven universe (movie and epilogue included) was a really well written, really pretty and creative show with a banger ost rivalled only by adventure time,,, but only low key (no but like high key tho why do we hate it?)
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
it's 8am why the fuck did I wake up it's saturdayyy
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Thank god I get out at 8pm today and not 9, I have vintage recordings of my guitar to shoot with my newly found camcorder capabilities!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My sketch book only has 3 pages left and I still haven’t gotten money for a new one it is so close to being joever
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Got a free projector AND miniDV cable off work today!!! Feelin good B)
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My phone is telling me it’s 13 degrees celcius outside but I’m still hot in my hoodie what did they mean by this please let me just wear this thing
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Was coming into work and I saw the cat that lives outside djbsevnsbrbden shame she doesn’t let anyone pet her,,, she’s fed up after years of living near kids the poor thing
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
How does “this old dog” actually go? I remember thinking it said “this old dog aint a bark to forget” at the beginning but now I hear “this old dog aint about to forget” and I think the second fits better but I like the first one cus awww dog barks!!
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Im like if a puppy girl was forced to become a dog woman too early,,,
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Going to Italy for an Erasmus thing,,, coming from Spain I doubt it’ll be different at all! It’s just Spain but they speak funny and are somehow more toxicly masculine it should be an easy trip (going to Italy for an it job is kinda funny tho)
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sometimes I slow down and watch the clouds go by. It grounds me, shows me that the world really does go on at its own pace. It's just as calming as it is weirdly jarring, seeing myself and everything I know rotate,,, forever,,, Being a human is cool sometimes
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Listening to this old dog by Mac demarco because I finally was sad enough to pirate it cus I needed the vibes,,, man it doesn’t disappoint what a great album, deserves all the praise it has gotten
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
brain so fucked I opened foobar instead of silksong
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