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Emmett

@emmettito.bsky.social

1.4K followers 552 following 1.6K posts

🏳️‍🌈 from Salt Lake City (Occasionally NSFW) instagram.com/emmettito

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I quite literally cannot stop singing “Oh Erika Kirk, you’re stupid as ferk” 💀

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve been in my flop era since 1996

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yearning for a life you’ll never have… I cannot recommend 0/10

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fighting insane demons today (my coworkers using Claude).

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Still up, playing with my dick 😩

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I woke up feeling… festive 🎅🏿

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still have a lingering cough so I haven’t left the house in a week :( All I want in an XL Cinemark popcorn with extra butter and a big-ass Disneyland caramel apple 😂

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love that I can come on here and see all my crushes’ penises 🤩 Or is it penii? 🤔

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me:

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How’s that for a lore drop? 😅

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thoughts while being sick in bed: When I was at BYU, I sucked dick for the first time my sophomore year. I repented daily for nearly an entire year. I suffered in silence because I knew I wouldn’t make it to the Celestial Kingdom in the next life unless I confessed to my bishop and started the

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good morning text: 😁 They live in another state: 😩 They have a boyfriend already: 🤡

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me:

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Umm… so… anyways

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rethinking all my life decisions thus far because I hate my job and hate working in tech :)) Do I find a new career or kms??

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m so tired of cookie consent banners. Y’all are hoarding my data anyways.

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today has been such an interesting day in my head! 😂

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Deleted my Hinge profile 😬

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Currently practicing locktember. I’m locked into eating healthy for the rest of the year until the holidays ofc.

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Dear universe, message received. Loud and clear.

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Dear universe, please send me someone who is A, single B, within 50 miles from me C, equally attracted to me as O am to them Flirting with taken men in other states is starting to get old 😭

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I masturdated today

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My new TV is big enough for the 8 player Mario Kart 8 Deluxe update if you needed an excuse to come over 😉

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t remember taking this 🙈

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wish I was 5’10” 🤔

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every day I come on this app and people are vague posting and self-censoring. Just like John Mayer repeatedly proclaimed, “Say what you need to say.”

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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is perhaps the most Utah thing, but a new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives dropped today, the Kirkaversary—Kirkmas, if you will.

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ZELDA

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love NPBFOG, the Never-ending Pasta Bowl From Olive Garden.

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What if I posted cock?

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He’ll yeah

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mark the shark 🦈 @marktheeshark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Genuinely I’m gonna die alone

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

⚠️ Indefinite nun era has arrived ⚠️

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hey there

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*gay voice* Saturday

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Do you have any recommendations for things to do in Chicago… in winter? 😅

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Holy shit 🎉

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Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’ve collected so many hot followers on here. Idk why or how 😂

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Images aren’t loading… should I post cock just for fun?

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Did anyone else try the Mega Moron meal at Raisin’ Canes?

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How tall do you think I am?

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

God I love vagueposting

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wednesday again

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Instagram needs to tell me who is looking at my profile. I’m a nosy bitch and wanna know!

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Woke up in my summer fling’s bed. I don’t know how that happened 😬

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Do you ever get an ingrown on your ass even though you exfoliate and do everything you can humanly do to prevent them? Me neither 😩

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fighting the Sunday Scaries (going to Costco on a Sunday afternoon).

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

☹️

Emmett @emmettito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just did mouth stuff 🫦 (Got my teeth cleaned by my dentist)