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Emma Thorne

@emmathorne.bsky.social
4.6K followers 38 following 1.4K posts

She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders. Proud member of the LG TV community

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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when u fren calls with the juicy gossip
emma is holding the reciever of a yellow telephone to her ear with a wide-mouthed expression of shock and delight
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I sure do Thanks David
A caption on a video: "(Emma scream-sneezes)"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Everyone looks so great in monster maroon that it looks kinda normal to hang out in it Except for the flare at the bottom which is because almost all Trek costumes are designed for Blokes who want to look like Kirk and NOT people with hips 🤓
Emma stirs a cup of coffee in a maroon Wrath of Khan costume
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We take our filming VERY seriously at Trek Shorts
A camera screen shows Emma in a blue TOS uniform in front of a greenscreen smiling broadly
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
5 beans to whomever can guess what I am laughing about here
emma with her head thrown back looking up, mouth open, doing a facetious cackle
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got distracted playing Geoguessr watching this dog chase the google earth car ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ˢᶜᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ
A google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle slowing down runnning towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog stood in the middle having given up running after the car
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Did my dad write this comment? (I know he didn't because he made a fake account to comment once before and his writing is much more 'forsooth, supposing one was to make the comment'y)
Youtube comment "Emma, I wonder whether you think that your Dad is stupid for believing in a God or that he's just too weak to accept that his love for you doesn't exist and that you have no more object value than a cockroach?"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Been peeing my pants a LIL bit about opening Witches of Eastwick because I've never done that before (in front of the curtain?? While the ensemble are all cozy together behind it?? Say it ain't so!) but after doing our final dress run I'm so happy with how we sound 😭 Love my fellow lil girls <3
Three Little Girls sing together in front of a theatre curtain
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
no but actually this is also a picture of me
Rubber duck Janeway with a coffee x2
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Turns out you can reply to an email with an emoji and it comes up as a new mail! Nice try daniel u can't last-word me with an emoji
A middle finger emoji sent by daniel, followed by a smiling pile of poop sent by emma
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What's wonderful about the sensitive souls with no sense of irony is that they are always ironclad in needing to have the last word. Man can ignore me, block my email address, send it to spam: literally anything. But he don't 😏 You reached out to me unprompted friend if I wanna troll you I shall
Daniel: "Not interestedd the look away, just get the fuck off [angry emoji]"
Emma: "get off what, i'm in my own email, stinky
pee-ew i can smel u from here"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh sorry dude am I WASTING YOUR TIME? How irritating it must be... You can curse and fume and rant all you like on the internet but the way to really pierce a heart is to call a marketing agent "stinky" hahahaha
Daniel: "Hello Emma
I won't take that from you... is that clear 
if you're not interested... then you leave... no one is forcing you I'm just here to offer my service."
Emma: "This is my email stinky, you are the one who has to go away
pee-ew"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
oh no I upset Daniel
Daniel "oh am not here for that... wishing you success along the way."
Emma "good you aren't wanted here
no one wants cold caller emails, stinky"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Every day with this crap
An email chain with a "Daniel Delight"
"Heiy [Emma]. Would you be interested in getting 500+ revelant shoppers to your store daily through organic growth?"
Emma: "Where did you obtain my email address please?"
Daniel: "Thanks for your response Emma
I got your email from the merchant centre. I'm Daniel from the Delight Agency. Would you be open to discuss further?"
Daniel again: "What if I scale up your store to start generating 30 orders within 2 weeks. What would be my commission rate?"
Emma: "go away stinky"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's derived from that but I swear this is normal here
"blow me
1. slang Damn. Primarily heard in UK.
Well, blow me. I can't believe you got an A on that impossible test!
Jenny? Oh my goodness, blow me—I never thought I'd see you walk through those doors again."
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Well blow me
A reply to the above email.
"Banana. 🍌
Hey Emma, real human here, and fair test!"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
can't wait to get an automated reply linking me to some kind of sign up form
A reply to a standard email 'reaching out' to suggest selling jewellery with some online tool:
"Hello Megan, if you are a real person and not an AI generated email copy pasted to lots of online stores.
My audience is mostly men between 25 and 44 so I do not think there would be a big uptake in jewellery sales.
Thank you for your time if you are a person, "say banana" and stink off if you are not.

Emma xoxoxoxo"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I am not beating the "looks like Harry Potter" allegations
A text conversation between Emma and Connla (of God damn it fame)
"Oh no emma
I am so sorry
I genuinely saw a video on YouTube and thought it was a picture of you
But it was actually Harry potter
Hahahhaha"
"Are you serious right now"
"Yeah I opened up YouTube and it was a picture of the new Harry Potter but he was doing that 'whelp' expression you sometimes do and I went 'oh did Emma do a second video?' And then when I read the title 'oh no'"
A screenshot of a youtube thumbnail of the new Harry Potter
"Oh my GOD
Oh no it really kinda looks like me HOW"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Our local Reform people are canvassing so I looked up our guy (a task traditionally meant to check for chequered backgrounds) and uh. He's a model. I don't know what to do with this information
A model's CV for Paul Luggeri, Reform UK candidate
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Am I more Baron Harkonnen, or Leto transforming into Big Worm?
A very unflattering still of Emma with simultaniously many chins and none
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I guess I've spent a third of my life on YouTube in some form... Wowee
Youtube achievement: "Congrats on your 10th anniversary!"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Look out folks new bio just dropped
A youtube comment "Great t#ts. Her opinions are passable."
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
yeah i'm good ty how r u
a still from an upcoming video in which emma looks like a goblin
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
yis mr parthusnacks and also this silly lil guy from my fav ratchet and clank game
Orvus from Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Steam I do not think- I do not think this fits in the standard 'farming sim' genre
A screenshot of steam. "Farming sim games. Because you've played games tagged with farming sim: How to train your cock." There is a picture of a chicken weighlifting next to the title
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why is this so fucking funny to me
A screenshot from the game Sly 2. Yellow text at the top of the screen reads "Spice Plant!" In the middle of a plain blue background is Sly Cooper, strangely hunched over holding an enormous spice plant
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
???????
A screenshot of a sky news headline that reads "Trump sending 'great hospital boat' to Greenland to 'take care of the sick'"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dude this game rules
A screenshot from Placid Plastic Deck - A Quiet Quest
A screenshot from Placid Plastic Deck - A Quiet Quest
A screenshot from Placid Plastic Deck - A Quiet Quest
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The next time someone asks what I do for work I'm just going to show them this photo
Emma with eyebrows raised and upper teeth exposed next to a cork board covered in strange images
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh! Homonym!
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hilariously unhelpful information
A list of clothing sizes from 6-24, with 8 selected. Above the text reads "Size: 14". Below the text reads "S is your recommended size"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My stinky lil gaming channel has finally crept up over 17k hohoho
Current subscribers: 17,005
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A year after his passing I feel compelled again to impose more /unapologetic weirdness/ onto the world, to make up for what we lost
A screen grab from an interview with David Lynch, in which he says "Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film." Asked to elaborate, he replies, "No."
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Mostly cheese, I suspect
A screenshot of a headline from Pushing Buttons titled "What's behind the phenomenon of 'gamer brain'"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Bonus screengrab
Emma with an impressive double chin with her shoulders raised and her arms upright in a "what can you do?" pose
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Mr Meowgi is often waiting patiently on our doorstep, but seeing her (meowing at me crossly for not letting her in) at 8am has me wondering at what time she sets up camp 😂
A cat is waiting impatiently at a front door
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mr meowgi putting a paw up on my lap
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mr Meowgi came to say goodbye for Christmas
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
me: [funny movie review] this guy: have some goddamn empathy >:[ The video isn't even LIVE YET
An additional response to Ron's youtube comment: "But having fun at purely other's expense may not always be the best form of entertainment and maybe a bit of empathy might be a good thing to add to the mix."
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I know y'all can't wait for my next ten second review, "I realised it was bad so I turned it off pls like and subscribe"
A Youtube comment from Ron: "One question I have is if you find some  video boring or stupid then why do keep watching it vs just bailing?"
Emma reply: "So, what I do here is make entertainment videos for YouTube. Welcome, get comfy, grab a snack"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Mr. Meowgi, as promised. Sound on for /purr machine/
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Just wanted to share these really cute company & cast photos from our opening day :) Also yes the stage is beauitfully painted and extremely cool thank u for noticing
The full cast and crew of Treasure IslandThe full cast of Treasure Island
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I see this in my nightmares
A lockpicking puzzle from the Sherlock Holmes PC games
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
hi
Emma pulling a very strange grinch-esque face in a video still
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Spent an embarrassingly long time looking at a lady's head earlier trying to work out if she was wearing one of these hats or if it was her hair. 'Twas hair, most feathered cut I've ever seen. It was all feather. Styled so it's all sticking directly up from her scalp. Amazing.
Faux fur Russian style hat
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I am feeling better today, I've progressed to the stage of just having a regular cold. I have made some insane video game achievements this week though. Only easy games for the because my brain wasn't working. I started and finished Barbie Horse Trails (great game). And I got this in Wordatro today:
A screenshot from the game "Wordatro!" with the word "Farted" in the scoring section
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
idk what this means I also got a comment on a Sly 2 video saying "I agree with Joel here-" and some stuff about Minecraft I??? Is the algorithm mixing up my videos with someone elses hahaha what's going on im scared
A youtube comment on a gaming video for Welcome to the Dark Place: "Next time please buy an ad on 4chan, instead of promoting the channel on /bant/
Thanksssss."
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The tech schedule is in for Panto and our first dress run is next week! 🦆🏴‍☠️ linktr.ee/wednesdaycom...
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
[chortle]
A still from an upcoming video. Emma's head is moving so fast it is obscured by motion blur
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wonder if they did this so I couldn't share how unfathomably stupid their statements are any more...
'Blocked'
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