Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026First you get the truck, then you get the power. Then, you get the money to extend your garage. 010
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If you look very, very, very, very closely, after many years I have finally birthed a single apple. I have cried one literal tear of joy. 010
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Has it spread past pepperoni pizzas and chicken and waffles? 100
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Maybe they should auction off the letters to start a weaponization fund. 000
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I had one after a gig at the state fair years ago. I was dehydrated af and hungover. I felt nothing. 010
Reposted by Matthew StoneFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 25/04/2026Trick Williams' first entrance as the WWE United States Champion. #SmackDown 0227
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. 020
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Though done by AI Whichever vile vendor It’s still DNS.. 010
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026So they DID inherit this problem from the previous administration! 010
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026but if it leads to a video of him and kid rock downing raw liver and chugging milk shirtless I’m in. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026My wife just asked me to send her a copy of an image I “made on the AI”. I do love the whole getting older thing. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“Let’s crank this sucker up!” He yelled again to no one in particular, scooping up one of his loyal chihuahuas and ascending the stairs for another day of remote work. 000
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026“Man, it’s cold in the house today!” The aging fool yelled to a silent house. Rubbing his arms, he made his way to the thermostat, never taking into account he was barefoot, wearing only gym shorts and a t-shirt. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Followed shortly by starting a new song and quickly feeling like you know diddly all over again. It’s a vicious cycle. Very, very similar to the “I can’t play Van Halen riffs without a Van Halen guitar” cycle, but waaaay less expensive. 110
Reposted by Matthew StoneNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Pour one out for Dan Bongino 692400511
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I, for one, feel as a society we never got enough mileage from the word “glasshole”. 120
Reposted by Matthew StoneDavid Sandilands @davidsandilands.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Seen the announcement for the release of Puppet Core and want to see how to get started? Check out dev.to/puppet/lets-... #puppet #puppetcoredev.toLets get started with Puppet CoreSo you have seen Puppet Core is available as a customer or on a developer license and you now want to... 011
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 25/02/2025The older I get the more professional the snot rockets get. Big league. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Good lord the hand work on “that video” is disturbing. Nightmare fuel. 100
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Someone compared him to Luca Brasi and I can’t get it out of my head. Just add “on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding” to the end of every sentence. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I just wanna know the cost of a $7.99 Ultimate XXtra Cheesy Funyun stuffed New Yorker with Hot Honey Infused Pepperoni when you add Grubhub fees and a 30% interest rate, dammit. 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Having one of those days where I keep derailing intense heads down work with random questions popping into my head, like “Can you Klarna a pizza? How would that even work…….” 110
Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a hat and sunglasses playing a guitar in front of an american flag .ALT: a man in a hat and sunglasses playing a guitar in front of an american flag . 010
Reposted by Matthew StoneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Now that's a headline.theguardian.comI knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca ShawElon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl 10267221670