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Matthew Stone

@emmarrresse.bsky.social
145 followers 255 following 51 posts

Not hip, happening, with it or now. In my later years I would bloviate about computer thingies, music, raising animals and/or children, and the occasional pro wrestling rant if I’ve had enough to drink.

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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Naming things is hard…
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
First you get the truck, then you get the power. Then, you get the money to extend your garage.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The only good use for vibe coding.
“Claude, make me a Tradewars 2002 clone to entertain myself”
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you look very, very, very, very closely, after many years I have finally birthed a single apple. I have cried one literal tear of joy.
An apple tree with a single apple growing on a branch.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Has it spread past pepperoni pizzas and chicken and waffles?
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Maybe they should auction off the letters to start a weaponization fund.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hell of a night to drive through Indiana.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The balls out, k-rad one?
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I had one after a gig at the state fair years ago. I was dehydrated af and hungover. I felt nothing.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
All I wanted was a kitchen timer
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ballroom
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This dude has a rough life.
An orange cat sleeping while looking morbidly depressed.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 25/04/2026
Trick Williams' first entrance as the WWE United States Champion. #SmackDown
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Imperial Warlord Yarp!
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Though done by AI Whichever vile vendor It’s still DNS..
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
AI, bro. Fixes everything. EVERYTHING.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So they DID inherit this problem from the previous administration!
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
but if it leads to a video of him and kid rock downing raw liver and chugging milk shirtless I’m in.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
🇺🇸
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
better?
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My wife just asked me to send her a copy of an image I “made on the AI”. I do love the whole getting older thing.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Fire up the grill
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Let’s crank this sucker up!” He yelled again to no one in particular, scooping up one of his loyal chihuahuas and ascending the stairs for another day of remote work.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Man, it’s cold in the house today!” The aging fool yelled to a silent house. Rubbing his arms, he made his way to the thermostat, never taking into account he was barefoot, wearing only gym shorts and a t-shirt.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Followed shortly by starting a new song and quickly feeling like you know diddly all over again. It’s a vicious cycle. Very, very similar to the “I can’t play Van Halen riffs without a Van Halen guitar” cycle, but waaaay less expensive.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
and for those whose boogaloos are electric.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dawson? Come on, man.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I, for one, feel as a society we never got enough mileage from the word “glasshole”.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
No
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why not just go with VHS spines?
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Cocaine.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wait. What? Where?
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yes, but 4 dimensional scolding.
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David Sandilands @davidsandilands.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Seen the announcement for the release of Puppet Core and want to see how to get started? Check out dev.to/puppet/lets-... #puppet #puppetcore
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Lets get started with Puppet Core
So you have seen Puppet Core is available as a customer or on a developer license and you now want to...
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The older I get the more professional the snot rockets get. Big league.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Good lord the hand work on “that video” is disturbing. Nightmare fuel.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone compared him to Luca Brasi and I can’t get it out of my head. Just add “on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding” to the end of every sentence.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I have many questions…
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I just wanna know the cost of a $7.99 Ultimate XXtra Cheesy Funyun stuffed New Yorker with Hot Honey Infused Pepperoni when you add Grubhub fees and a 30% interest rate, dammit.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Having one of those days where I keep derailing intense heads down work with random questions popping into my head, like “Can you Klarna a pizza? How would that even work…….”
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
“Apple Intelligence”
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No.
It’s cold. Like really cold. Like negative 11 Fahrenheit.
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Matthew Stone @emmarrresse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a hat and sunglasses playing a guitar in front of an american flag .
ALT: a man in a hat and sunglasses playing a guitar in front of an american flag .
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Now that's a headline.
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I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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