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Final girl

@emjayde.bsky.social
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Those who can't, won't. Those that will, succeed. Be the adult the little you would trust right now.

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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Zucchini and Summer Squah boats from beginning to end.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Meet Jack and Sally. They were dropped off on my daughter's road in a box. It took three weeks to trap them. Sally had botfly larva in her neck. Now they are bathed, fed, cleaned every wake period, have fresh running water and access to food. Sally has lidocaine and antibiotic ointment until the vet
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who gets this obsessed with an account that rarely posts? This has been going on since July. Crazy. @vivien3daggers.bsky.social
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back yard shenanigans
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In my community, we have a Non-Resident Clown named Trash the Clown who goes about the community collecting trash and disposing of it appropriately. This is the result of her inspiration on our street this afternoon. #TrashtheClown
Small grocery bags with trash
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Teenager says it's a turkey vulture. I would not have expected it to be in my neighborhood. We already have suspicious houses on our block. Iykyk.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Crafting chaos happened here. Lots of laughs were had today.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
These were my favorites gifts I gave this Chrostmas season. Halloween for the spooky people. Christmas for the livers of the season. Non holiday goats for the friends and family most in need of a screaming goat toy.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Staying by the airport is so cool. Planes are huge. Where I live we have freighters on the water. Those are also a sight to see. I took this video yesterday evening. Michigan is beautiful.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This me. Who you be? Not this? See yourself out!!!!!
Radical Leftist scum united logo
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The only cool thing about winter in Michigan. The trees are beautiful when covered in ice.
Ice on tree branchesIce on distant treesIce on distant tree
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Spreading holiday cheer throughout the office this year...
Screaming goats as gifts for the office team.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The youngest respawn gave a valiant effort for Halloween 2025. He was spidey, matching his mommy.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My oldest with her youngest Halloween 2025.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Spending time with the youngest respawn, who is on a strong "NO" kick as well as a ferocious hitting phase. Patience, love, kindness, compassion, understanding, and empathy will calm the anger and allow Love to be felt.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Early fall nights. Yes please.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I received an employee retention bonus from one of our PIHP's. Folks. I just paid off my motorcycle loan. The goal I set for myself was delayed by one year for health issues. I feel such relief. Now I can take that payment and put it on the next high interest account. Adulting high.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fed the birds and spent $9 on the ice cream truck.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
New flower. Positive vibes.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I am desolate. Feeling lost and discouraged in this mind fuck called current government. So here is this. May your find solace or a bit of peace
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I painted my Nassau. Pop art style. I accept kind words only.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
And a friend
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Flowers
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Nature
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Taking regular lawn ornaments and adding Hiccups. That's what the youngest respawn calls skeletons thanks to a wonderful book called..."Skeleton Hiccups" by Margery Cuyler, illustrated by S. D. Schindler. *side note, I'm a spooky person and our house is spooky all year long.
Zombie flamingo with a skeleton rider. Skeleton riding zombie flamingo.Both zombie flamingo with their skeleton companions.Happy skeleton waving hello from his zombie flamingo.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
More random plants growing in my yard. Timeline cleanse.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I love the smell of candles lit just in case the power goes out in the middle of a thunderstorm. I love the flickering flames. I love watching the lightening dance across the sky. I love hearing the deep rumble move above me freely and powerfully. I love the earthy smell when the storm passes.
Skull candle burning in the middle of a thunderstorm
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My summer growing. Nuturing. Te ding. Caring. #timelinecleanse
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Meet Ghost, the grandpup visiting for the weekend.
Big fluffy white haired dog with his human grandmaBig fluffy white haired dog and his human grandma
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I have successfully grown this. Whatever it is, I'm proud that it survived my unpracticed gardening skills. I'm happy it graced us with its determination to thrive. My neighbors garden may be amazing, but I have this.
Some kind of squash or pumpkin
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Lesson 1. Do not buy gardening seeds online. These plants are poisonous. Yes, they were labeled incorrectly. No, I have not relied on internet seeds ever before. I will only purchase established plants or locally procured seeds moving forward. No, I do not need any advice. Kind words only.
Poisonous plants removed from garden
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The respawn likes to play with my things. My things are his thingswhen he comes over. Meet Jack the mini cucumber holder.
Jackson Skellenington light up pumpkin with a mini cucumber hidden inside
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This weekend I get Ghosts human brother. Next weekend is full Grandpup weekend. He looks sweet. But this pup is crazy.
White long hair dog named Ghost
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So restarted here. Now we have painted the glaringly white buckets metalic blue and metallic green. Very pretty and blends with my esthetic. These are the mosquito buckets of doom.
Mosquito buckets of doom
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
While on vacation, we went to the caves in Ohio.
Caves in Ohio
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I wish I had pet pics. I do not because I cannot handle the grief in their loss. I have spawn and respwan pics but will not post pics in respect for their anonymity. So the most I have to give is wildlife.
My local Krogers having pineapple plants.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Loving summer in full. This is one sample of a full and fulfilling life. Separate from my political rage of course. Please attend to your mental health. Do what you can when you can. You matter.
Burning pallets in the dusk.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Here is how I get thru the day. 4 mental health meds and a vitamin D3 cause MI sucks 9 months of the year.
4 mental health meds and vitamin D3
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I don't want to brag, but my 12 yr old spawn knew everything I told him already today.
12 yr old spawn sitting and watching TV and he is almost asleep.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I am a safe space for gender fluid people. I am a safe space.
Diversity, inclusion, acceptance, welcoming, safe space, for everyone.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The absolute overwhelming awe I get from my spawns and respawns is paralyzing and breathtaking. I hope you get to have these feelings for yourself.
Grandson playing at Mimi's house.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Did some stuff today.
Garden hose holderBirdbathFirewood stand
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
PublicSquare local. Nice to know which local businesses I will not seek services from. This is such a cool site. Boycott local when they support facisim.
Screenshot of Port Huron and surrounding areas that show which businesses support felon 47.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Mental health bar has been refilled 20 points.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Can confirm my lack of gratitude to the truck that threw rocks from the tires while driving. $268
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I got my wings back. Short story, work stole my coping mechanism from me. A #squishmallow in the form of a bat. "it's a stuffed animal" they said. I took him home. Today, a kind soul gifted me tiny wings and said work doesn't deserve me. *ugly tears here* now I have tiny wings with me every day.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"Drain the swamp" he said. More like "Summon the swamp monsters".
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