Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Zucchini and Summer Squah boats from beginning to end. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Meet Jack and Sally. They were dropped off on my daughter's road in a box. It took three weeks to trap them. Sally had botfly larva in her neck. Now they are bathed, fed, cleaned every wake period, have fresh running water and access to food. Sally has lidocaine and antibiotic ointment until the vet 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Who gets this obsessed with an account that rarely posts? This has been going on since July. Crazy. @vivien3daggers.bsky.social 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 30/04/2026In my community, we have a Non-Resident Clown named Trash the Clown who goes about the community collecting trash and disposing of it appropriately. This is the result of her inspiration on our street this afternoon. #TrashtheClown 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Teenager says it's a turkey vulture. I would not have expected it to be in my neighborhood. We already have suspicious houses on our block. Iykyk. 110
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Crafting chaos happened here. Lots of laughs were had today. 111
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 03/01/2026These were my favorites gifts I gave this Chrostmas season. Halloween for the spooky people. Christmas for the livers of the season. Non holiday goats for the friends and family most in need of a screaming goat toy. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Staying by the airport is so cool. Planes are huge. Where I live we have freighters on the water. Those are also a sight to see. I took this video yesterday evening. Michigan is beautiful. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 02/01/2026This me. Who you be? Not this? See yourself out!!!!! 2155
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The only cool thing about winter in Michigan. The trees are beautiful when covered in ice. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Spreading holiday cheer throughout the office this year... 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The youngest respawn gave a valiant effort for Halloween 2025. He was spidey, matching his mommy. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Spending time with the youngest respawn, who is on a strong "NO" kick as well as a ferocious hitting phase. Patience, love, kindness, compassion, understanding, and empathy will calm the anger and allow Love to be felt. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I received an employee retention bonus from one of our PIHP's. Folks. I just paid off my motorcycle loan. The goal I set for myself was delayed by one year for health issues. I feel such relief. Now I can take that payment and put it on the next high interest account. Adulting high. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I am desolate. Feeling lost and discouraged in this mind fuck called current government. So here is this. May your find solace or a bit of peace 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I painted my Nassau. Pop art style. I accept kind words only. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Taking regular lawn ornaments and adding Hiccups. That's what the youngest respawn calls skeletons thanks to a wonderful book called..."Skeleton Hiccups" by Margery Cuyler, illustrated by S. D. Schindler. *side note, I'm a spooky person and our house is spooky all year long. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/08/2025More random plants growing in my yard. Timeline cleanse. 030
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I love the smell of candles lit just in case the power goes out in the middle of a thunderstorm. I love the flickering flames. I love watching the lightening dance across the sky. I love hearing the deep rumble move above me freely and powerfully. I love the earthy smell when the storm passes. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/08/2025My summer growing. Nuturing. Te ding. Caring. #timelinecleanse 020
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I have successfully grown this. Whatever it is, I'm proud that it survived my unpracticed gardening skills. I'm happy it graced us with its determination to thrive. My neighbors garden may be amazing, but I have this. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Lesson 1. Do not buy gardening seeds online. These plants are poisonous. Yes, they were labeled incorrectly. No, I have not relied on internet seeds ever before. I will only purchase established plants or locally procured seeds moving forward. No, I do not need any advice. Kind words only. 110
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025The respawn likes to play with my things. My things are his thingswhen he comes over. Meet Jack the mini cucumber holder. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025This weekend I get Ghosts human brother. Next weekend is full Grandpup weekend. He looks sweet. But this pup is crazy. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025So restarted here. Now we have painted the glaringly white buckets metalic blue and metallic green. Very pretty and blends with my esthetic. These are the mosquito buckets of doom. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I wish I had pet pics. I do not because I cannot handle the grief in their loss. I have spawn and respwan pics but will not post pics in respect for their anonymity. So the most I have to give is wildlife. 010
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Loving summer in full. This is one sample of a full and fulfilling life. Separate from my political rage of course. Please attend to your mental health. Do what you can when you can. You matter. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Here is how I get thru the day. 4 mental health meds and a vitamin D3 cause MI sucks 9 months of the year. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I don't want to brag, but my 12 yr old spawn knew everything I told him already today. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I am a safe space for gender fluid people. I am a safe space. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The absolute overwhelming awe I get from my spawns and respawns is paralyzing and breathtaking. I hope you get to have these feelings for yourself. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025PublicSquare local. Nice to know which local businesses I will not seek services from. This is such a cool site. Boycott local when they support facisim. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Can confirm my lack of gratitude to the truck that threw rocks from the tires while driving. $268 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I got my wings back. Short story, work stole my coping mechanism from me. A #squishmallow in the form of a bat. "it's a stuffed animal" they said. I took him home. Today, a kind soul gifted me tiny wings and said work doesn't deserve me. *ugly tears here* now I have tiny wings with me every day. 000
Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 08/04/2025"Drain the swamp" he said. More like "Summon the swamp monsters". 000