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@emjayde.bsky.social
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Those who can't, won't. Those that will, succeed. Be the adult the little you would trust right now.

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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am Jane Doe.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We all know 9.11. Every clip today has brought me to tears. I try to explain to my 13 yr old son what I feel and the thoughts I have around this event. I choke. The fear becomes so real again. Then. Add the level of connectedness we had in the days and weeks that followed. #IRemember #Sept11
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So. Nods. Not mine. But mad respect. "Biggie Biggie, can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me" will always get me up and dancing.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Life works that way. I have reflected on these memories before I found out she has died. Maybe in another timeline we could have been friends. In this one, I remember a quirky fun loving girl, obsessed with Boy George. RIP Heather
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An elementary school classmate passed away 8.30.26. She had no idea I existed. But I remember her. I see her clearly in my memories. I remember thinking how much her parents must have loved her because they encouraged her to be herself from a very young age. I have seen her in recent months.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Instead of teaching the acronym HOMES to children to learn the Great Lakes, we now get to teach the acronym SHAME. Woah. We are so great right now. 🤢 I hate this for us. Blue come through. Please. How much more embarrassment can we live through???
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Zucchini and Summer Squah boats from beginning to end.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Meet Jack and Sally. They were dropped off on my daughter's road in a box. It took three weeks to trap them. Sally had botfly larva in her neck. Now they are bathed, fed, cleaned every wake period, have fresh running water and access to food. Sally has lidocaine and antibiotic ointment until the vet
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who gets this obsessed with an account that rarely posts? This has been going on since July. Crazy. @vivien3daggers.bsky.social
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have an idea for a hotel for women. Each suite has one of those walk in bath/showers. Organic amenities. Balconies with optional shade to sunbathe or read a book. The lobby is like a café, serving breakfast, lunch, and brunch with coffee 24/7. It has a library. Valet parking. Iykyk.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if I have the opportunity to provide a furever home to litter mate kittens? Access to an outdoor catio. Do allow such a vulnerability into my life?
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
For the first time in a very long time I considered taking a gripper slipper holiday. Does removing the obvious stressors actually allow our brain to heal in 72 hours? As a MH professional, what can they actually do for me? Cuz in the end, I return to the environment that makes me mentally ill.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So. I do not care for Mitch McConnell. But can you imagine how pissed off he is knowing he *allegedly* is dead and his party is using his body for a political agenda? Like Lindsey Graham is probably laughing his ass off about it where they are now. And these typically come in 3s, am I right? Iykyk
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have an idea. A restaurant with a front window seat Cafe feel. Each booth comes with a screen showing the view from the front window to the street outside. Non-allergen air cleaning plants above the table. Sponsoring local artisits and live performers. If you want to invest, contact me.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't eat avocados often enough. But when I do eat an avocado, it's the most delicious treat I've eaten all day.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back yard shenanigans
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sitting here thinking. Finite number of changes available, but you don't know how many you get. You are the only option to change. What do you change? On the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birth year, I would start with healthy cells in my physical form. Then the plasticity of youth for all my systems
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birthday. I'm sitting outside, in my backyard, watching the golfers, listening to the wildlife, sipping a coffee, and preparing to read a book in the sunshine. May you all have a beautiful day as well.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Remember in Jr High/High school and math had the one airplane is flying this type of way and another airplane is flying that type of way, when would they meet questions? Well. Why didn't they use cars? That's where it would make sense and help society as a whole. No more cutting me off Sharon!!!!
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In my community, we have a Non-Resident Clown named Trash the Clown who goes about the community collecting trash and disposing of it appropriately. This is the result of her inspiration on our street this afternoon. #TrashtheClown
Small grocery bags with trash
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
When you watch a CPS worker walk into your child's school and your heart stops for a second.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know how, when you buy something to craft with, even though you haven't crafted in a long time, and you sputter start crafting then you think about the thing you bought, and you get this really cool idea and want the thing you bought for that cool idea and can't find it? Yeah. I hate it here.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Teenager says it's a turkey vulture. I would not have expected it to be in my neighborhood. We already have suspicious houses on our block. Iykyk.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Crafting chaos happened here. Lots of laughs were had today.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The youngest has officially turned 13. He threatened me with a reign of terror for his teenage years. I countered with a reign of embarrassment. It's my speciality. I told him to confer with his adult siblings lmao!
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It caused quite a ruckus, however, I confirmed with the household MAGA that he does not care about what is happening to us due to his male privilege. How, you ask? I told him according to law I will need a passport to vote. He said " why? I don't have to have one". I said "you are not a woman".
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
He thinks my follower count means popularity. He will be 13 in just a few days. Lol I love that goofy nerd is a compliment :)
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So I've fallen in love with #Heartstopper by Alice Oseman. We are in the third season. It is written so well. The characters and the actors that play them...I'm obsessed.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When kids call you popular...is that a good or bad thing? Like skibbity toilet rizz or something? Just kidding. He is a teen. I'll never be cool from now till he is about 25. If he only who knew how much of a bad ass I actually am. And I grew him inside of me so there's that.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
www.youtube.com/live/oArKZut...
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LIVE: PEOPLE’S STATE OF THE UNION as Dems BOYCOTT TRUMP
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I wish everything on the internet could be filtered with 1. No AI clips 2. No lies detected 3. Don't waste your time 4. Heartwarming
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I love coming home to clean clean house. Gives me time to look at actual projects instead of fighting to keep up.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
When you work for a bully boss, just showing up pisses them off. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday!
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I have been seriously considering getting a cat. To be clear, I do not want pets. If someone would please explain to my brain that both of these cannot exist at the same time, I would be greatly appreciative.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Informed all the women in my family to get their passports before the next voting cycle.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If you have changed your name since you were born for any reason: You are now required by law to have a passport to prove your citizenship in order to vote because your legal last name does not match your birth certificate. I suggest you start that process soon.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I heard over so many people say football is all American. Um, so is Puerto Rico. You all mad because you couldn't understand what he was singing. You said the same thing about rock n roll and rap. So sit down. Have a magarita. Collect your racism and shut up. Music is a love language.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny for life...
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Maga in my house chose to increase his likelihood to get anal fissures over watching the halftime show. Fuck you dude and your hatred. I LOVED the Bad Bunny concert
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
She will clutch those pearls so hard
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Making the Maga supporter in the house watch the Bad Bunny concert and the Super Bowl. Go Seahawks!
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino getting fired is NOT enough. Deliver the agents names, noem and trump.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If you remember the feeling you had when the second plane hit the tower, Im feeling that feeling now under trump's administration.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: It's time to abolish ICE. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/it...
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It's time to abolish ICE
Federal immigration agents have shot and killed another person in Minneapolis, the third such incident in just weeks amid aggressive federal enforcement. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agen...
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It feels unnatural to sit here sipping a drink, watching cooking shows (go Naked Chef Jamie Oliver), in my jammies, under a blanket while the USA is shit. I made dinner for my family and it doesn't feel right. I'm doing laundry and I'm so angry. I do not know what to do. Nothing feels ok.
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I love when the trash takes itself out. The accounts that block me...I'm thankful.
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Imagine if all the congressional Dems got on a plane & flew to Minnesota to show up in solidarity. This is the only reasonable response. They are blowing it every single day. They haven’t used an iota of their power just as CITIZENS let alone ELECTED & PAID ones. They are more complicit by the day.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They are trying to remove this PICTURE of an execution! DO. NOT. LET. THEM.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 25/01/2026
DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
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Final girl @emjayde.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What also disturbs me are the lies. From this administration. From the news media. The spinning of the lies is nauseating to me. We have the videos. We see everything. We can see you assholes murdering people. We see you kidnapping people. We see you assaulting people.
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