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Emily

@emilyyour8.bsky.social
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"First they came for the journalists, we don't know what happened next." Seriously, if I knew the future was going to suck this hard and be this stupid, I def would have done a lot more stuff that could have landed me in a coma.

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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 7h
Pitch perfect response. Ossoff is gonna give the GOP conniption fits for years to come. Trump, Vance and the rest of the GOP clown college go with bigoted schoolyard taunts because they have *nothing* else. Every "accomplishment" is a lie. And lies have a short shelf life when people can't buy food
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 7h
He's also charged with check fraud and theft for bouncing a $200,000 check in a fancy watch shop in Vegas. And the IRS filed a $7 M+ lien against Mayweather for unpaid taxes How does a guy who cashed over $1 B in his boxing career bounce a check for a luxury watch unless he's not really that rich?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 8h
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Babs Buttman: I Like All Of Them!
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 9h
C'mon now, it's not like this is the first time Musk screwed over Ukraine to benefit Russia. Not so long ago, Musk took a phone call with the diminutive dictator of Russia and then immediately cut Ukraine off from Starlink just as they were attacking Putin's Black Sea fleet. Musk is Putin's boy.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 9h
MAGA can't have ethical problems because they have no ethics. Legal problems, on the other hand, they should and often do have plenty. But since the DOJ has been fully transformed into Trump's personal goon squad, I have a feeling that Zacharia will never face consequences for her illegal actions.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 9h
The fact that Todai is almost 150 years old and this is the first female president but the public discourse is focused on her gender is hazukashii.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 9h
Fun Fact: Floyd "Money" Mayweather is currently facing two felony charges for bouncing a $200,000 check in a luxury watch shop in Las Vegas. He's facing check fraud and theft charges with a max penalty between 2 and 20 years in federal penitentiary. So OF COURSE he's a fan of Trump.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
He just lost $62 billion in a few seconds. Even for the 6 time bankrupt loser who failed in the casino business, that's remarkable.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
The crowd looks like fans looked after they saw Negan liquify Glenn's head on The Walking Dead. They're still watching, but they're clearly not that into it anymore.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
Where is she? Hopefully in a psychiatric hospital getting the mental healthcare and support she clearly needs.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
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It's Mental Illness Innit TikTok Meme
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
Iran's leaders aren't gone, they're worse. Trump assassinated a hard-line Supreme Leader and wound up coronating a much more severe hard-line Supreme Leader. It's not that Trump doesn't know who to deal with, it's that he can't make a deal because he pulled a Pearl Harbor so Iran can't trust him.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
It'd be much better for California to become Canada's 11th province than for Canada to become a state.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
"Rigged through covid" doesn't mean anything. It doesn't have to mean anything. Meaning is for cognition, and MAGA don't believe in cognition. They're feelers, not thinkers. Hearing the election was "rigged through covid" makes them feel good, regardless of the fact it's total gibberish.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
Scaramucci is hoping Zacharia gets the heave-ho within a week so she becomes the new unit of measure for laughably short government tenure.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
I just wanna know what the hell the guy who tried to explain "ranked choice voting" to Trump could possibly have said that would make the most powerful moron in the world think it has something to do with "test tubes."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
His dementia is dementia-ing hard today. Real electric crowd today. They all look like they're gonna fall asleep like Trump in a cabinet meeting.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
MAGA enthusiasm for the midterms:
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Sad Okayfine Motivation Level
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
He really does love inflation, y'know. What we call "inflation" the oligarchs call a "windfall." Inflation is like the spoon feeding the working class to the billionaires.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
I have so many questions. Why would a US Senate candidate send his wife out to bribe voters at a gas station with two gallons of gas? Why would anyone sell their vote for two lousy gallons of gas? Why is she dressed like Captain Janeway in stripper heels?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
Congratulations to Sergey Brin for achieving the status of 4th worst person on earth. And condolences to Mr Dell: Don't worry - you're still a total POS.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 11h
Asked for comment, a GOP spokesman said: "We were totally unaware of Mr Edward's history of abuse - but assuming we can verify the allegations, we're prepared to run Vernon Edwards for a Congressional seat."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
And your editors chose THOSE pictures to decry folks mocking their appearance? That's practically entrapment.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
Asked for comment, Russian sheep said:
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
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Stupid
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
Three guesses? If you need more than one guess, then I offer you hearty congratulations on waking from your extended coma.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
Tim Walz called it: They are WEIRD af.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
"I love it! I love the inflation!" - you know who bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 12h
"why did Trump pick this woman???" C'mon. You know why.
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You Know Exactly Why Kendall Gray
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13h
"I love the inflation!" The President of the United States in an election year. And the GOP wonders why their numbers are in the toilet.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13h
I don't know what's more pathetic - a US Senate candidate sending his wife out to bribe voters at a gas station - or a US Senate candidate sending his wife out to bribe voters with less than 2 gallons of gas.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13h
Jesus Christ. I guess that's one way to get your cardio up.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13h
"Two party approval" with 12 people in the room? You can record anyone at any time as long as there is no "reasonable expectation of privacy." That's the law. There is no expectation of privacy in a PRESS CONFERENCE, you brainless dolt.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13h
What I got from this is that Hinson lies to her kids just like she lies to her voters.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 14h
And this ain’t “Republicans” jumping at the first damn opportunity to vote. This is the RESISTANCE. This is the resistance crawling bare naked across broken glass for a mile to jump at the first damn opportunity to vote. Blue tsunami coming.👇
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
Way too early for that talk. Ossoff will run. Unless he hits some major scandal, he'll def run. But since that election is years away, maybe we shouldn't treat it as news until it actually is news.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
"Begun"? Look behind you. The costs started outweighing the benefits some time ago.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
Musk throttled Ukraine's Starlink because he needs Russian bot farms to manipulate the election and glaze his racist posts to prop up his fragile ego. “Woah, Elon Musk out here getting less than 5k likes on his tweets after the bot farm got exploded.” futurism.com/future-socie...
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Eyebrows Raise When Elon Musk's Twitter Engagement Shrivels After Destruction of Russian Data Centers
Could Ukraine's destruction of Russian data centers really be impacting Elon Musk's engagement on his own platform?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
Like Trump, Elmo Musk is a Russian asset and a traitor to the United States.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
Trump's so crooked he can't even walk straight. Pretty sad that we have a teatotalling President who can't pass a field sobriety test.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14h
Pretty hard to leave a steady gig that pays millions. Even if you have bigger opportunities in movies all lined up, you never know if you'll end up the next Chevy Chase or the new Dennis Miller.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like North Korean News anchor and professional meme Ri Chun-Hee would be insulted by the comparison to Katie Zacharia. Sure they both lie for a living, but Ri is actually good at it.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 15h
In the aftermath of the fatal tiger mauling incident in England, Trump posted an AI video of himself wrestling a tiger with the caption "Don't ever mess with nature!" I think Trump's dementia has dementia.
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Simon Marks reacts to 'staggering' AI video of Trump wrestling tiger
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 15h
The professor is marking his territory. You have to catch the professor in the act and in a commanding voice tell him "No!" and give him a little rap on the nose with a rolled up magazine.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 15h
The FBI is a domestic espionage and law enforcement agency. The FBI have no jurisdiction in other countries and the Director has no business being involved in any kind of Peace talks. Is Kash really there for "talks?" Or is there a big hockey game going on?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 15h
"It's a buyers' market!"
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 16h
They turned on the defrost cycle and hacked it to stay on.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone must guard against another financial crisis. Unfortunately for y'all, we got a psychopathic special needs toddler for a president who starts wars to win peace prizes and sociopathic finbros who have gambled the whole world on sociopathic techbros. Another financial crisis is baked in.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
1) They're blowing up fishermen. 2) Cartels are PROFESSIONAL drug smugglers with decades of experience moving billions in product. You don't get to that position without knowing how to beat highly trained law enforcement. 3) Hegseth isn't highly trained law enforcement, he's a drunken moron.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If this is how the US treats allies, no country will ever be a US ally again.
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