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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster

@emilyriesbeck.bsky.social
2.9K followers 1.9K following 4.1K posts

⚧️ she/her. A mixture of delicious and freak; fearfully, wonderfully made. Author: It's Your Funeral, Mountain, The Pirate and the Porcelain Girl. Repped by Au Literary Management. @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social Website: emilyriesbeck.com

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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Before you get too excited it's not a new fit but I am still working on my fall/winter outfits
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's actually so freeing. Thank you based everybody going to the grocery in sweatpants. You guys let me live my best life
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The great thing about trying to figure out your personal style is that most people these days just wear what's comfy so by putting in any effort you are in the top 10%
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Softies Webcomic @softiescomic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#PaneloftheDay from Episode 1-4 "Twilight Revue" softies.net/comic/book1-...
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Lainey Williams @endless-swords.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Hearth (1/21) A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.
An illustrated cover for a short comic called The Hearth by lainey williams. A cabin sits in a clearing in a snowy forest. The small windows in the log cabin are lit yellow and there is a trail of blood through the snow leading to the door. Smoke rises from the cabin’s chimney to surround the title. On either side of the smoke are illustrations in the style of Karelian embroidery, showing stylized geometric patterns in red thread. On the left side embroidery section, there is a depiction of a woman kneeling. her hands are stained red and she wears a headscarf. Opposite her is a woman standing. Instead of a left arm she has a wing. Over the top of the image, two geese shaded in red fly over the cabin and smoke. The trees all around the cabin are shaded in dark blue.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all summer i was dreading the end of sundress season but now that it is here BRING ON THE COLD
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
One of the most annoying things about discussing queerness, feminism and patriarchy in 2026 is that most people who claim to understand what the word "systemic" means are very quickly revealed to be generalizing their extended friend group drama into broader Observations about Society.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
right now, It's Your Funeral by me, @smellen.bsky.social and @mattkrotzer.bsky.social is ONE DOLLAR on sweetshop! You cannot get a better deal than this! Every time i flip through this book i go "Damn, this rules."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
right now, It's Your Funeral by me, @smellen.bsky.social and @mattkrotzer.bsky.social is ONE DOLLAR on sweetshop! You cannot get a better deal than this! Every time i flip through this book i go "Damn, this rules."
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Sweet Shop @sweetshop.app · 26/09/2026
No need to decide when you can claim them ALL for just $60! That's even less than $1 a book and 15% of proceeds go to BINC to help support comic book shops.
sweetshop.app
When the Circus Came to Town
Everything from beloved indie Iron Circus Comics on Sweet Shop
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every time i hear samoa joe give a great voice line as Abrams in Deadlock i remember that they made a whole ass twisted metal show cast him as sweet tooth and for some godforsaken reason decided to pay will arnett to dub over him.
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ngl its crazy how there was a whole humanoid canid subspecies that died out in the middle ages because they overwhelmingly converted to christianity, became monks/nuns, most took vows of celibacy, and now no one talks about them???
a small ivory figure dated to 1500s denmark depicting a fox in a monk's outfit
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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tas - FANGS AND ALL out 10/6!!!!!!!!! @vampireharpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A WEEK AWAY UNTIL IT'S OUT!!!
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my cat 5 imnutes after i put brand new sheets on my bed: 😾 mommmm why does this not have any hair / litter / tears in it???? 😾
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
started reading The Age of Innocence, really liked this line: "...an unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the Germman text of French operase sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences."
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this morning i was thinking about an ex who ghosted me, only to reach out two years later on my birthday--without apology--to try and restart the relationship where we left off. And i got annoyed at them for ruining my near-perfect streak of getting along with and remaining friends with my exes.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Little yappy dog is at my airport gate; strrted growling and barking at me as soon as I sat down and if I have to sit near this fucking thing I am going to become a boomer about it real quick
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pittsburgh I really like your city but why on the hell is there like a 30 degree difference between the overnight low temp and mid-day high?!
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Emoji's dad be like: "don't you make that face with me young man."
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Emily would like to thank the jiur and a half I actually got to sleep the night before my flight for existing
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HAH WIFE TO THE RESCUE
Emily in the same selfie as before but with a decorative belt
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really need a thick brown belt or fabric to tie this outfit together
Emily selfie  in a green sweater, a skirt and white leggingsEmily selfie  in a green sweater, a skirt and white leggings
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is not enough for my cat to just jump up on my lap and get comfy and get some attention. She must come up to me, rub against my legs and computer, and stare right at me until i stop all work and all but lay out the red carpet for her to sit on my lap. What a little princess.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
grumble grumble hope those guys in the apartment below me who were loudly drinking and laughing until 4 am have a great day because i got like 3 hours of sleep and have a LOT of work to do today.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i never finished HL:A and havent played it in years and yet when i heard "gravity gloves" it activated my hands like sleeper cells to do the motion that would make stuff come to me. Man... i was a real believer in VR; sucks that it hasnt taken off but also it gave me motion sickness unfortunately
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me would cry tears of joy seeing today me because i am a happy and healthy woman with a wife. probably pretty pleased about the writing stuff too even if *I* might not be satisfied with my own career.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
being puppeted by his toadies while his body decays and he loses all sense of self is what Mitch McConnell deserves but i wish we didnt have to live with the consequences of their elder abuse.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amuse-douche
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im in a reposting old selfies mood i guess.
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Just two dollies hanging out
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have been growing my hair out and NOT dyeing it; because ive been red for like 10 years and figured it was time for a change (plus my mom and my wife and everyone says they love my natural brown hair) but sometimes ill look at a selfie from me with red hair and go man wtf am i doing
emily in a thirft store changing room trying on a blue and white dress; she has long, vibrant red hair
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you want to, you should. even with everything. Transition saved me.
Emily pre-transition!!! what the fuck??? some people say i look cute but my god theyre wrong.Emily post transition as the perfect most beautiful woman in the world you have come to expect
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do not disturb her! (Talking selfies with her is disturbing her)
Yuri on Emily's lap beneath her desk; Emily can be seen in the background smirking. She looks annoyed as usual
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Bayleaf 🍃 @iceghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey. Sorry its been a while. Been dealing with some big things and currently in a big financial hole so id appreciate any and all help people can send 💙💙💙 thank you so much
ko-fi.com
Buy Bayleaf a Coffee
Become a supporter of Bayleaf today!
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Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
a comic i made about rouge the bat babysitting tails and shadow 1/2
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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.
Ms Rachel
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
basically, just chicago being the best city in the world (and my local shawarma place, taste of Lebanon, being the best lunch in the neighborhood)
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
went to the shawarma place to grab lunch they basically always give me baklava for free cuz im a regular. So today i said "hey i SO appreciate that, but you know you dont have to give me free baklava every time, right?" He looked at me like i was nuts and gave me free baklava
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muura karu @muura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
URGENT CALL OUT FOR HELP — SPAM CALL ICE IN NEWARK, USA, TO SEARCH FOR JACE. We cannot locate him, or get through to his phone, and his last text to his husband Lehto was 'Ask for ER' Numbers: open 8-4pm NJ TIME) +1 (973) 645-3666 +1 (862) 445-9200
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Niche post but: Blumineck also has a series of archery reference photos available for purchase which are very useful for artists who want to draw characters with bows
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Dunmer ate four portions of Dwemer scrap metal, 2 pieces of raw glass and 20 pounds of raw ebony. This is what happened to their alchemy skill
Chubbyemu as a Morrowind dunmer innit
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
first time in a month or so that i feel like im caught up and not scrambling in a panic at my day job 😌
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
diane took me to the bikini kill show last night at the salt shed! had a great time but now im a little hungover 😴
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know who else returned after a long absence where everyone believed him to be dead
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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so is that motherfucker dead or not???
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