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Emily

@emilyonhere.gay
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lmfaoing my ass off

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 25/09/2026
back of a kettle brand chip bag describing the company but it’s designed in a convoluted wayman wearing one of those targeted advertising shirts that says “i asked god to make me a better man he sent me my iowa wife” in a bunch of different fonts
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 25/09/2026
what the hell is going on here
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 25/09/2026
the male-centered, MAGAligned, billionaire white woman made another bad song!?!???????????
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
just trying to help the best way i can
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
i just asked chatgpt to end all wars, reverse climate change, and take away women’s periods. the possibilities of ai are truly endless
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
(1:12 pm EST)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
gm or else!!!
selfie of a white woman with shoulder length wavy dark hair with bangs, wearing a pink floral dress and a light denim jacket
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
truly
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
ai slop is some bastardization of Brad Bird’s character design, not the other way around, you fool.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
dogshit, undiscerning take.
from Threads:

originaljbone 23h
30 years Brad Bird's been working on getting this made and these are the best designs they could come up with? This is what Ai comes up with when you prompt it for Disney slop.

(screenshots from Brad Bird’s new animated film)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
woah SICK
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 23/09/2026
kind of my fault for living in michigan without a surge protector
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 23/09/2026
i think a power outage fried my pc
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
thx ☺️
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
this is what the inside of my tummy looks like after 3 diet cokes
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
some woobles
pen drawing of random sized concentric rounded shapes on a rectangular page
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
that’s nice, taylor. mommy’s facing a crisis right now
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
she’s like a toddler that wanders into your room with a new dance she learned that’s just spinning weird, while you’re on the phone with the bank trying to figure out if your identity was stolen
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
that’s ok. they’d be Seen.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
ideal
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
a new ice age
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
i deserve unspeakably large breasts
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
when i realize i am not in fact doing well
static.klipy.com
Sabrina Brier Saying Oh Tiktoker Reaction
Alt: Sabrina Brier Saying Oh Tiktoker Reaction
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
i would i did and i would again
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
now we’re movin’
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
literally
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
transed gendered
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
i miss TiVo
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
I GOT FAIR 💪 AND NESS 💪 RIGHT HERE FOR YA
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
KIDS PLAYING SPORTS ISN’T ABOUT FAIRNESS IT’S ABOUT KIDS PLAYING WITH THEIR FRIENDS
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
it’s like some sort of health thing
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
have you logged off today?
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
of course, if i can even FIND Crystal Covid Vaccine
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
they each just taste a little different to my arm
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i’m pretty sure i can tell the difference between the flu vaccine and the covid vaccine. like coke and pepsi
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
never to be retained
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
love how the wave is the focal point of the greeting
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i straight up forgot cinnamon is tree bark. like every 10 to 12 years i’m enlightened. and then i forget
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
yeowch!
two small round Meijer bandages on my arm
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i’m vaxxed
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 19/09/2026
you looked 🫵
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i gotta wear skirts more
faceless selfie on my bed. i’m wearing a short skirt with a light pink button down tucked into it. my long brown hair falls to one side
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
deal 😌🤝😌
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i gotta wear skirts more
faceless selfie on my bed. i’m wearing a short skirt with a light pink button down tucked into it. my long brown hair falls to one side
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i look like i’m about to give a lecture of some sort
selfie of a white woman in a salmon pink button down shirt with silver hoop earrings and long brown hair with bangs
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
😌🥰
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
like a very specific one
my backside. one leg lifted up, showing off my butt a little
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
👩🏻‍🏫
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i look like i’m about to give a lecture of some sort
selfie of a white woman in a salmon pink button down shirt with silver hoop earrings and long brown hair with bangs
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
it’s also not succinct at all lol it just keeps GOING
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