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Em MacKenzie

@emilymackenz.bsky.social
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yeg-based queer AuDHD mom of 2, working in tech and making bad art with great enthusiasm. she/her

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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’re a bigger person than me. My bestie got into beef with a local author back when we were in high school and I still trash his name to anyone who will listen (get fucked, Babiak)
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s always when you’re already having an annoying bullshit day that McDonald’s gives you a leaky-ass coffee cup
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drop the brand name, I want one but always feel like I’m being scammed when I try shopping online for one
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No 😭
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My bestie has done really well reducing her screen time but I have not, nor have I even tried. I’m just sitting staring at my phone waiting for her to come talk to me, like a sad dog waiting by the door for its owner.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the older you get, the more you need them. Everyone I meet through hobbies and work is married or 15 years younger than me (or both lol) and finding someone compatible with me as a 40yo mom and certified weirdo seemed a lot harder than at 20 when I was barely a person.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you!
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dev and I are pitching Alkemy Market at the Startup TNT Top 20 pitch night tonight at Edmonton Unlimited ☺️ very excited to be invited, nice to share our little app baby with the world
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The eternal struggle
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so over this dogshit month lol. Mama needs a win.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess. It’s one of my all-time faves, so I didn’t question it.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You don’t like Chernobyl??
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You look stressed.” Thanks, it’s the stress.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is this Wednesday so Thursday-coded
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty sure I saw somewhere that this is fake, but I’m obsessed with the RICO allegations lol
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ran out of facial moisturizer so I started putting a cheap hand cream on my face and ngl it works just as well
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bought this the other day assuming it was merely “white” flavoured and not cherry and it really threw me for a loop
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is something I’ve been wanting to get better at forever so if anyone else is interested in getting together with our sewing machines for a day to smash out some work and struggle through together please do not hesitate to hmu
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m trying to curb my habit of buying clothes as a dopamine fix when I’m bored or stressed or feeling bad about myself and in typical weirdo fashion I’ve decided this means committing to only *making* clothes or altering my existing clothes. We’ll see how it goes 😅
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was supposed to move in with Devin next weekend but his place was very badly damaged overnight due to a weird freak plumbing failure. All the renovations we’ve been working on for months destroyed 😭 feels like a cruel joke.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Life really is just cruel and random eh
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are they comfortable? I have trouble with earbuds etc fitting comfortably in my ears so I’m nervous to invest in them if I won’t be able to wear them :/ I like how subtle they are rather than big earmuffs though
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had issues with my ears all summer and could barely hear anything and now that it’s resolved, every sound seems so unbearably loud. Like I truly cannot deal. Anyone know of good ear protection for someone who needs to hear her kids but not be driven up the wall by them?
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who up garglin they oyles
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had a call with an FSCD caseworker the other day who actually seemed like she wanted to help me and my family and it’s weird how surprising and unfamiliar that felt when it should definitely be the bare minimum in a social services role
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone can be fun to date but it’s when the two of you are mopping up the flood you inadvertently caused in the room you just finished hanging drywall in that you really find out if you’re with your person 😅
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The amount of effort it’s taking to get my fam moved into Dev’s house is burning me out hard but also confirming that there’s no one else I’d rather be stressed and tired and miserable with
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love when my coworker announces to the team chat that he’s taking lunch at 10:30am. Fuck yeah king get that mid-morning sandwich.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry man, that’s so shitty
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incredible things happening in plus size fashion
Screenshot of an ad showing a cute chubby girl with red hair in a hideous butter yellow mini dress that says “Salted butter” across the chest
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t WANT to be maimed but life is more exciting when it’s on the table, you know?
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been doing a lot of home renos I honestly have no business doing lately and I see why dudes love this. It’s just giant arts and crafts with the thrill of maybe getting maimed by your power tools.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I refuse to believe that this line doesn’t work
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You betcha
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember my gay friend’s reaction to the movie coming out, something he would’ve liked but was clearly hurt by its creator alienating him. And that was enough! It should be enough.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve never read/watched Harry Potter because it just never interested me but my favourite books from my childhood that I was hugely obsessed with were by a homophobe and I just stopped engaging with them a long time ago because I’m not 12 anymore and there is other media.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just the febreeziest
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes I’m like omg I forgot to eat lunch!! This never happens!! Who am I!! And then I make lunch even though I’m not really hungry, and THEN I realize I did eat lunch already, I just forgot.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the optional courses offered at my kid’s junior high is just Avatar: the Last Airbender
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It truly is bananas how short the “having kids” part of life actually is, they are going to be all grown in like 5 minutes 😭
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolutely outrageous that my TINY BABY is starting junior high today what the FUCK
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fam how do I survive the next month without a complete nervous breakdown
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ham radio is also on my list lol. I support all of this.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taking up piano again is also on my list lol. Yeah often for me it’s like, something will remind me of or engage me to some degree with something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, so I dig in. But I have too many hobbies and interests for most to be permanent.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is it normal or an AuDHD thing to have like a backlog of special interests to get into when I have a chance? I cycle through them every couple of years and my attention can only be split so many ways at any given moment but like. I’m just waiting for my moment to get really into model trains.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re renovating to make room for me and my kids in Dev’s house and I simply cannot believe how much my body hurts after a few days of real work. This soft email job body cannot hang. Thought taping drywall would be relatively chill but now my hand is swollen and stuff. Jesus Christ.
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was bitching about perimenopause with my bestie and then had to have a little cry about how beautiful it is that those two weird teenage girls who met awkwardly in high school are still there for each other every day 20+ years later 🥹 anyway my hormones are whack rn lol
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was wondering why some kid was outside howling at 4am but then I remembered animals exist
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I guess my real question is does going grey mean going bald because I was prepared to deal with the former but not the latter 😭
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Em MacKenzie @emilymackenz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had bleached hair until I recently cut it short enough that it’s all my natural colour. Now I’m noticing greys for the first time. But specifically I’m noticing them falling out all the time? Just grey hairs lying around my room? Is this a thing, that grey hair falls out more?
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