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Emily Lamb

@emilyjoria.bsky.social
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Home of the Original Kitten Mittens (she/her)

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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really can’t believe there are no more baseball games until 2028 ☹️
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to be in the Benson-Stabler clown car for yet another year!
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Red Sox/Cubs regular season finale is soooo Emily coded
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The White Sox making the postseason when the literal pope is their fan
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
History, meet Pete Crow-Armstrong.
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not to be *that* person but Macklemore has been such a real one from beginning and I hated when everyone started to clown on him after The Heist hype cooled down
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Really sucks that Kanye became a nazi bc his Soldier Field show looked unbelievable
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It really sucks that I'm going to use "I accept full responsibility for lapses in judgment by people within my inner circle" at work sometime this week and it will go completely unappreciated
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Put on a random episode of HIMYM to see if I can stomach it again after all these years and what do ya know, Ted is pining over Robin in this one!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
The threat to women’s sports has been from loser men all along
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎶 so tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is? 🎶
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm sorry I just don't believe he is a real person who is the real mayor of a real major city (i say, dripping with jealousy)
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wdym Hayden Panettiere died, I'm literally in the middle of her memoir???
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s just so annoying because the people who do this kind of loser shit don’t even care about womens sports! They just hate trans people! Like oh my god, get a fucking life
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Never been more Red Sox pilled
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is excellent because my toxic take is that we need more hot politicians
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cyberbullying works!
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What are the chances lmao
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It really cannot Happen soon enough
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every local FB group I’m in has at least one person asking “why is it smokey” and omfg we live in the dumbest society TURN ON THE NEWS
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
there are very few religiously-related occurrences i want more than JD Vance's excommunication
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This guy is straight out of central casting for “racist” but mmhmm yeah definitely didn’t mean anything by it
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I really cannot stress enough how big of losers this Red Sox team is
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Obama years were truly a time to be alive
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Unfortunately between the Tonys and the NBA Finals I now have an urge to plan a trip to NYC
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ay 🗣️ FUCK Indiana and FUCK the Bears
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Teams should be required to play in the city/state of which they are named
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ok the #SummerHouse reunion was everything but my favorite subplot is Amanda’s nasty hair wash day bun
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Not that Heated Rivalry and Off Campus aren’t thoroughly enjoyable but let’s not act like Shoresy isn’t still the best hockey show
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can’t lie any longer, we made chicken a la king for dinner last night 😔
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm only interested if the front door is still broken. Seems like a right of passage (no pun intended)
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/05/2026
In the wake of Jason Collins’ death, Charles Barkley commented on the lack of societal progress towards homophobia since Collins came out as the first openly gay NBA player in 2013.
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My toxic trait is falling in love with Broadway actors just by listening to them sing
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Unless the Reputation vault tracks drop this year my Spotify Wrapped will probably only consist of The Great Divide
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eileen @eileen4est.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I will be watching hockey on a huge TV in a football stadium next year and no one can stop me
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don’t think it’s delusion that I think I would be so good on a strategy-based reality show
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It really just adds insult to injury that I now have to change my Celtics garden flag to my Red Sox one
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Since they call a foul anytime anyone so much as breathes in Embiid’s direction someone may as well punch him in the face
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Anyway I think I'm giving up sports for the remainder of 2026 because what the fuck
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I only actively follow one (1) NHL team so I can confidently say no team has gone to OT this season more than the Dallas Stars
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Holyyyyyy shit
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My villain origin story is Dunkin always putting my frosted donut UPSIDE DOWN in the bag
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thank god I reentered the Cubs fandom a few years ago since the Red Sox are such saddos
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Marked Safe from either of my playoff sports teams playing tonight 💆🏼‍♀️
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/04/2026
Look I understand the Catholic church has a bajillion problems, but with my whole heart: Fuck him up Leo.
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Baylor Scheierman being that girl was simply not on my Celtics bingo card for the season but I really love this for him
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government
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Emily Lamb @emilyjoria.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Laguna Beach Reunion is so important to me because LB was my gateway drug into watching reality tv
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