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emily mayfly

@emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social
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she/it | 26 | don't follow if you're under 18 im gonna be unhinged here

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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
star wars jon bois be like "With the rebel alliance destroyed, the Death Star will be able to secure the Empire's grip on every planet in the galaxy - aw, dang it!"
Death Star exploding
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
my initial tournament organizer bag loadout is complete! (not pictured: laptop and charger, portable battery, personal controller, and mini hand sanitizer)
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They don't know that I'm Emily
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mylesOS [ FLICKSHOT 🔜 PRGE ] @myles.zone · 17/10/2024
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
this is a more personal part but it sucks for me specifically because the main tournaments i know of on the weekend/non workdays still let him in and those are the ones i can usually go to
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
still fucking makes me angry that there's a bunch of oregon tournaments that i just can't really go to now. shit really sucks because i generally like the scene
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
if your techwear fit doesn't go as hard as will smith's ctk racing look in men in black 1 you're a fool and a poser
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
what if i just thumbs up reacted to this
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
me holding down after they miss the tech
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
ok ive created a separate account for nsfw stuff. go to @catgirlerection.bsky.social if you wanna see pics of my ass and whatnot
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
going back and forth about whether i should just say fuck it and start posting titties on here. it's already 18+ idk
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
they should make a space needle that you can fuck
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
been thinking recently about how hot but also how funny the term "sodomized" is if im being completely honest. like yeah babe i don't just want you to fuck me i wanna be sodomized
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Five days of melee tournaments, five outfits - #4: didn't really go for a theme here because I had a panic attack trying to figure out a more specific vibe right before leaving, so instead I just tried to wear something nice :3
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
all ready for the melee tournament! ^w^
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Five melee tournaments this week, five outfits - #1: was going for a golf-inspired outfit since the tournament was at a golf simulator place, so I thought white pants would work well, but then it was pouring rain so I decided to go all in on the dark red/white combo with the mask + shirt + shoes
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
curling my finger to hit a baseball twink's prostate, call that going around the horn
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
fit for tonight's date :3 (also experimenting with tripod camera and remote shutter)
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
learning how to play melee one handed so I can jerk my teammate off in doubles during the game
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
practicing stoicism and self control by only eating one Pringle per sitting but leaving the tube near me at all times
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
look at me !!!! you have to be nice to me !!!!!!!
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
bouncing on it in a way that gets me pregnant
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
A blonde trans woman holds up a blu-ray of Mulholland Drive. She says to her girlfriend "you wanna watch some lesbian pornography before we fuck?" Her brown-haired girlfriend says "yeah! Sounds Great!" As they watch the movie, the brunette says "wait. Did you hook up with me because I'm a brunette and I fulfill the Laura Harring role in the relationship." The blonde, all keyed up from watching the movie, says "yeah, that was like forty percent of it." The brunette responds "so that makes you Naomi Watts?" The blonde says "I'm Naomi Watts."
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
wait i have my own websites can i just run my handle through those
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loom @loomic.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
the chase comes to a halt but the tension is still palpable. they both wait, neither party wanting to make a move until it becomes too much to bear and the chase starts again. this too is yuri
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
they call me the melee himejoshi
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jess dang3r @jessdang3r.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
btw if you really wanna see me fagging it up you can follow me on tumblr at www.catgirlbulge.tumblr.com and if you REALLY wanna see me fagging it up i have a hornier account linked in there. you gotta be nice to me though OR ELSE
catgirlbulge.tumblr.com
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emily time ! | 26 | Washington State (usa) | she/it | bi + polyam + autistic | do not follow if...
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Nicolet @jmlee337.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
and finally, the latest and greatest
screenshot of a tweet by me 3 days ago

getting passed around at the local and stuffed full of Slippi replays 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

quoting @ashistuff 

being ejected probably feels good asf if ur an external storage device
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
melee needs more yuri ingame. i think the game would be better if peach and sheik could make out sloppy style in between stocks
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
bouncing and moaning on it in a way that causes my opponents to miss their ledgedashes
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
ok so can people see your likes on here or am i good to like some weird shit actually as im typing this im realizing i don't give a fuck
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
moaning and bouncing on it in a way that gets me eliminated from the losers bracket
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
women
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
going back through all my tweets and bookmarking all the bangers so that i can start this account off right
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
im gonna make this account 18+. fuck y'all im gonna be unhinged here
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
we're back or something idk how often ill check here but we'll see
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
me when my opponent misses their tech
Picture of a man crouching.
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I think Dave Sims' hat is controlling him. that or maybe it's a situation akin to ratatouille
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
it's genuinely such a good thing im not a broadcaster for the mariners because if i was id probably say shit like "if this team doesn't score more runs im killing myself on air tomorrow" to start the postgame show
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emily mayfly @emilyhexadecimal.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
captain falcon is like the cryptocurrency of melee. this is because people get really into him and buy into all his bullshit only to learn that he's a scam
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