emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Explaining to my kid that St*phen M!ller’s Vanity Fair portrait was not the best of the bunch — “his isn’t so bad” — and was designed to make him look like Goebbels was not on my 2025 bingo card. This is why art is important. 2251
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Have you tried to get a 10-year-old to pack for a two week trip or would you prefer to get a root canal because I can tell you where I’m landing. 7730
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025God I hope it’s the rapture tomorrow. That would solve so many problems. 121293
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Shoutout to meetings so stressful your Oura ring thinks you’re exercising. 😂 8910
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I wish I loved anything as much as some of y’all love Diet Coke. 8340
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Every time I see a video of a panda I just think, You’re not even trying to survive. 4552
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I had such a blast working with the @microsoftlearn.bsky.social team! www.instagram.com/reel/DMJIp80...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 0100
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025OH: “Darling, you’re at a Renaissance Fair. It’s… all nerds.” 😂 3432
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Me: “I have a story.” My daughter, sarcastically: “Bless us with your stories.” Me: 😑 5790
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025A food item came out slightly off of what my daughter wanted. Me: “Maybe you’ll discover you love it.” *tries it* Her: “I did not discover that….Not at all.” 3983
Reposted by emily freeman sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 23/05/2025Re-upping this again because it's properly on point. 2114
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025LPT: If you would like to lose weight, start a business and then you will just not have time to eat. 0410
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Freeman & Forrest is a year old! It's been a wild, incredible journey and we've learned so much. I'm remembering an executive we pitched early on who called us a "small business for shitty little companies." Anyway, we've paid technical content creators $1.7M. I'm proud of that. fnf.dev/one-yearfreemanandforrest.com5 Big Numbers from 1 Big Year at Freeman & ForrestWith one full year under our belts, here are a few of the numbers from this year that we’re most excited about. 141106
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025“I get marshmallows. I’ve had a hard day.” — my child 8691
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I have somehow assembled one of the best teams I could possibly have. A couple things I’ve found work: I hire kind, low-ego humans. These are people who can learn, accept feedback, admit mistakes, and grow as a team. I strongly favor weird backgrounds. 61613
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Funniest quote of the day: “Courts operate in two areas: law and equity. Equity is vibes.” It’s been a weird morning. 0100
Reposted by emily freeman AlwaysACivilServant @drneuro.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again. Bravo 111231254733
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Me: “Sorry, I curse a lot.” Them: “I’m from New Jersey.” Me: “Thank fuck.” 6804
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The Democrats are a great example of what happens when you prioritize minimizing negative feedback vs. prioritizing visibility. Being visible is 80% of the battle. So what if some people don’t like you? Stop prioritizing people you’re never going to win over anyway. 1504
Reposted by emily freeman eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 29/04/2025come work with me! @oxide.computer is currently hiring for a whole bunch of different engineering roles, up and down the stack — from distributed systems to electrical engineering! 912132
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025We’re gettin’ the band back together. ❤️ Still some of the absolute best humans I’ve ever worked with and I’m *thrilled* about what we made this week! Massive thanks to @vogueandcode.bsky.social @soucoup.com @ashley.dev @sethjuarez.com @microsoft.com 5691
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I know this runs counter to a lot of advice but… Do not try to improve on the things you’re awful at. You’re probably always going to be bad at them. Instead focus on the things you’re good at. Rise to the absolute top at those things. The rest either doesn’t matter or can be outsourced. 7635
Reposted by emily freeman Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 21/04/2025it’s gonna be interesting to watch bsky.app/profile/veri... to see who the @bsky.team is giving verification to.bsky.app 45211
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025How my brother says no: “That will have to be discussed.” 😂 1301
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025TFW my team says, “I’m going to be Emily for a minute and say this injects too much human error into the system.”media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you ''Alt: a man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you '' 1440
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I’m genuinely concerned about people who just watch the map on flights. Like… are we good or does this flight need to be an impromptu therapy session? 20390
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025If my Oura ring tells me I appear stressed one more time I’m going to dropkick it into the sun. 6701
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Nurse: “You may have a latex allergy.” Kid: “Let’s find out!” *grabs glove* Nurse: “No!” *smacks glove against wrist* 4270
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I’m gonna start screenshotting headlines because I don’t think anyone is gonna believe all this in 20 years. (Please let us be here in 20 years.) www.npr.org/sections/sho...npr.orgHealth secretary RFK Jr. endorses the MMR vaccine — stoking fury among his supportersProminent anti-vaccine activists lined up on social media to denounce the move. 29011
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Me to @forrestbrazeal.bsky.social: “We need an excessively large rubber duck.” 8190
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I’ve never seen so many stores have random sales all at the same time. WONDER WHY. 1394
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025@forrestbrazeal.bsky.social: “If I had to watch one episode of Real Housewives, which episode should I watch?” Me:media.tenor.coma troll with the words the question we 've all been waiting for below herAlt: a troll with the words the question we 've all been waiting for below her 6130
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Stop 👏 taking 👏 AI 👏 advice 👏 from 👏 AI 👏 CEOs. 315021
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Turns out if you stall dramatically, the car behind you will back all the way off. 😂 0400
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025My accounts are sad but at least I didn’t lose $16B in a day by being a garbage human. 41767
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Amtrak is the best example of what happens when you have zero competition. 8250
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Some days I really wish Steve Irwin was still around. He’d make me feel better. 6501
Reposted by emily freeman Betty Junod @bettyjunod.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Excited to share some goodies from the #Heroku team in time for #Salesforce #TDX week -- #VSCode Extension is now GA blog.heroku.com/heroku-exten...blog.heroku.comHeroku Extension for Visual Studio Code (VS Code) Now Generally AvailableBuild & deploy faster with the Heroku VS Code extension. One-click deployments, real-time insights, and easy add-on management. Try the new extension today 195
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025This administration’s behavior is narcissistic abuse. The belittling, the gaslighting, the endless moving goal posts. It’s fucking triggering. 3702
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Me: “Word problems are designed to confu…” Kid: “confusing for kids with ADHD who fall into the trap.” 😂🤣😂 3331
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I dream of being as photogenic as Luigi Mangione. 101052
emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I need a T-shirt that says, “I’m very tired. Please disregard any attitude I display or dumb questions I ask.” 11765
Reposted by emily freeman Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2025PEOPLE WITH A “DON’T TREAD ON ME” FLAG: “Actually, an all-powerful king is great.” 232249