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emily freeman

@emilyfreeman.bsky.social
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Co-founder and CEO, Freeman & Forrest. Bestselling author of DevOps for Dummies and international keynote speaker. I’ve led Community, DevRel and Product Marketing at AWS, MSFT, and startups. I was editingemily on Twitter.

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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Explaining to my kid that St*phen M!ller’s Vanity Fair portrait was not the best of the bunch — “his isn’t so bad” — and was designed to make him look like Goebbels was not on my 2025 bingo card. This is why art is important.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Have you tried to get a 10-year-old to pack for a two week trip or would you prefer to get a root canal because I can tell you where I’m landing.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
God I hope it’s the rapture tomorrow. That would solve so many problems.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Shoutout to meetings so stressful your Oura ring thinks you’re exercising. 😂
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I wish I loved anything as much as some of y’all love Diet Coke.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I run a very serious company.
Emily and co-worker being ridiculous as a bunny and alien in a video call.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Every time I see a video of a panda I just think, You’re not even trying to survive.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I had such a blast working with the @microsoftlearn.bsky.social team! www.instagram.com/reel/DMJIp80...
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
OH: “Darling, you’re at a Renaissance Fair. It’s… all nerds.” 😂
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Me: “I have a story.” My daughter, sarcastically: “Bless us with your stories.” Me: 😑
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A food item came out slightly off of what my daughter wanted. Me: “Maybe you’ll discover you love it.” *tries it* Her: “I did not discover that….Not at all.”
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sarcastic parrot @monkchips.com · 23/05/2025
Re-upping this again because it's properly on point.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
LPT: If you would like to lose weight, start a business and then you will just not have time to eat.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Freeman & Forrest is a year old! It's been a wild, incredible journey and we've learned so much. I'm remembering an executive we pitched early on who called us a "small business for shitty little companies." Anyway, we've paid technical content creators $1.7M. I'm proud of that. fnf.dev/one-year
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5 Big Numbers from 1 Big Year at Freeman & Forrest
With one full year under our belts, here are a few of the numbers from this year that we’re most excited about.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“I get marshmallows. I’ve had a hard day.” — my child
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have somehow assembled one of the best teams I could possibly have. A couple things I’ve found work: I hire kind, low-ego humans. These are people who can learn, accept feedback, admit mistakes, and grow as a team. I strongly favor weird backgrounds.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Funniest quote of the day: “Courts operate in two areas: law and equity. Equity is vibes.” It’s been a weird morning.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AlwaysACivilServant @drneuro.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again. Bravo
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Me: “Sorry, I curse a lot.” Them: “I’m from New Jersey.” Me: “Thank fuck.”
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The Democrats are a great example of what happens when you prioritize minimizing negative feedback vs. prioritizing visibility. Being visible is 80% of the battle. So what if some people don’t like you? Stop prioritizing people you’re never going to win over anyway.
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 29/04/2025
come work with me! @oxide.computer is currently hiring for a whole bunch of different engineering roles, up and down the stack — from distributed systems to electrical engineering!
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This. Is. So. Accurate.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We’re gettin’ the band back together. ❤️ Still some of the absolute best humans I’ve ever worked with and I’m *thrilled* about what we made this week! Massive thanks to @vogueandcode.bsky.social @soucoup.com @ashley.dev @sethjuarez.com @microsoft.com
April Speight, Matt Soucoup, Emily Freeman, Ashley Willis and Seth Juarez.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I know this runs counter to a lot of advice but… Do not try to improve on the things you’re awful at. You’re probably always going to be bad at them. Instead focus on the things you’re good at. Rise to the absolute top at those things. The rest either doesn’t matter or can be outsourced.
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 21/04/2025
it’s gonna be interesting to watch bsky.app/profile/veri... to see who the @bsky.team is giving verification to.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How my brother says no: “That will have to be discussed.” 😂
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I got a sunburn yesterday. It snowed today.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
TFW my team says, “I’m going to be Emily for a minute and say this injects too much human error into the system.”
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a man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you ''
Alt: a man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you ''
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I’m genuinely concerned about people who just watch the map on flights. Like… are we good or does this flight need to be an impromptu therapy session?
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If my Oura ring tells me I appear stressed one more time I’m going to dropkick it into the sun.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Nurse: “You may have a latex allergy.” Kid: “Let’s find out!” *grabs glove* Nurse: “No!” *smacks glove against wrist*
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m gonna start screenshotting headlines because I don’t think anyone is gonna believe all this in 20 years. (Please let us be here in 20 years.) www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Health secretary RFK Jr. endorses the MMR vaccine — stoking fury among his supporters
Prominent anti-vaccine activists lined up on social media to denounce the move.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Who am I going to see at Google Next?!
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Me to @forrestbrazeal.bsky.social: “We need an excessively large rubber duck.”
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’ve never seen so many stores have random sales all at the same time. WONDER WHY.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@forrestbrazeal.bsky.social: “If I had to watch one episode of Real Housewives, which episode should I watch?” Me:
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a troll with the words the question we 've all been waiting for below her
Alt: a troll with the words the question we 've all been waiting for below her
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Stop 👏 taking 👏 AI 👏 advice 👏 from 👏 AI 👏 CEOs.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Turns out if you stall dramatically, the car behind you will back all the way off. 😂
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Unfucking believable.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My accounts are sad but at least I didn’t lose $16B in a day by being a garbage human.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Amtrak is the best example of what happens when you have zero competition.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Some days I really wish Steve Irwin was still around. He’d make me feel better.
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Betty Junod @bettyjunod.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Excited to share some goodies from the #Heroku team in time for #Salesforce #TDX week -- #VSCode Extension is now GA blog.heroku.com/heroku-exten...
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Heroku Extension for Visual Studio Code (VS Code) Now Generally Available
Build & deploy faster with the Heroku VS Code extension. One-click deployments, real-time insights, and easy add-on management. Try the new extension today
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This administration’s behavior is narcissistic abuse. The belittling, the gaslighting, the endless moving goal posts. It’s fucking triggering.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Me: “Word problems are designed to confu…” Kid: “confusing for kids with ADHD who fall into the trap.” 😂🤣😂
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
God Bless America.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I dream of being as photogenic as Luigi Mangione.
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emily freeman @emilyfreeman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I need a T-shirt that says, “I’m very tired. Please disregard any attitude I display or dumb questions I ask.”
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2025
PEOPLE WITH A “DON’T TREAD ON ME” FLAG: “Actually, an all-powerful king is great.”
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