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Emily

@emilyemem.bsky.social
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Catholic. Lifelong Midwesterner. Good at sewing and canning and stuff, so sometimes I have to dye my hair blue so people don't mistake me for a tradwife.

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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 1h
These seats are okay, I guess.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 10h
Lucy Hague has some pretty impressive stuff in the cable category. (I'm just weaving in the ends on a Kells sweater that I went and added even more cables to because I'm like that. I need to dig through the old Stitch Collective patterns sometime. They had a real "$400 at Anthro" vibe going.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 11h
That miter looks like it's about to slip off his ears and engulf his entire head.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 11h
My dad remembers getting their indoor toilet when he was a kid in the not-very-early-1960s
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Husband ended up watching one of the Cleveland games at the local Jesuit residence, because one of the guys there is a fellow fan and, unlike us, they have TBS.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Chickens go in, Oreos come out." "What sort of Oreos?"
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Chicken pot pie with wee pottery rooster tonight.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My fourth grader is working on a rooster design right now!
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I felt as strongly about Lewis as I do Tolkien, this would be a no, but as it is, I'm willing to come along for the ride.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ohh my gosh, they used Zapfino on an ad in the show once, and that one isn't even the right vibe at all.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Record high here. Can't decorate with pumpkins outside; they'd just rot.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's warm enough for open windows. I'm lying in bed doing the crossword, while my husband's next to me listening to the baseball game on the radio. This just might be the life.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you but has your energy Tie between these two.
Otilla from "The Skull" sitting by a campfire.Mrs. Pig napping by her freshly mopped floor, in "Mrs. Pig Gets Cross," which might be the single best picture book on large family life.
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Listen To and Vote Like Black Women @bullet1982.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THREAD🧵I have voted in every election since 1978. My spouses and children have voted in every election. Why? Voting is the most revolutionary, non-violent change agent we have in a democracy. Also because my maternal grand parents voted. Here's the case of my maternal grand ma. Real talk. 1/13
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I finally watched it this summer, and it is so dang good. I should make my husband watch it with me for spooky season.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My mom and I saw it together in the theatre, so it's a permanent fixture in our junk film guilty pleasure stable.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh, I've been around people who affect swearing to sound cool, and it's difficult to overstate how much it has the opposite effect.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, I made sweet corn ice cream with black raspberry sauce, from the Jeni's Splendid cookbook. Berries picked from my own yard this summer.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh loaféd beast, we know not what kind of beast you were, but now you are loaféd, and so delicious.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm starting to lean towards it actually being a faux seam, because I'm pretty sure I see the purl column toward the bottom of the photo where the stitch pattern pulls the edges apart just a bit.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, someone help me out, because all the text here and at the original site makes this sound like a single sweater, but I'm seeing two different ones?
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A terrier would earn its keep around here, but I don't know that it would exactly get along well with the chickens.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've known one or two guys who participated who I expect did it well, but knowing them they probably felt free to just skip whatever wasn't going to work.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so sorry. Memorare going up right now.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My husband's told me that every time he hears married guys talking about Exodus 90, he can't help but wonder if they've changed many diapers lately...
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trogdor with Burninated Peasants," by the little guy.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is before she cut out and painted like 50 pieces of craft foam for the gloves. Kid is COMMITTED.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not looking at your phone while crossing the street is kind of basic pedestrian safety. Also in some cities, you've got to watch where you pull out your phone lest it be snatched. I could go on and on...
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was last year. Her only complaint was that the flames didn't stay up as well as she wanted.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or just to get out and meet other people even.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've got a kid who will absolutely wear the mask the whole time, which is harrowing because the sidewalks in that neighborhood are very uneven, but I admire her commitment to the bit. This year, she wants to be Athena, though, so that's a load off my mind.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My teenager has to cross streets downtown every day, and they're not even allowed phones at school. My dad doesn't have a smart phone either. It's bad enough that you can't park some places without one, but for health and safety things? my gosh.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An architect neighbor tipped us off to the six-figure tuckpointing job a place was going to need, and he saved everyone a lot of needless trouble, because we weren't the types to forgo inspection.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it's not a done deal, the kids will be pissed at you, but they're also not going to be a part of your life in any way whatsoever for much longer.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it's already a done deal, I don't see how you would be butting in.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's okay, I'm pretty sure mine was the Garfield Halloween Special. I should go back sometime to see if it's something I genuinely wouldn't recommend showing to a five-ish year old, or if I was just particularly excitable then.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think that was the first for me, but it's high on the list.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday! A college friend and I both had birthdays the first week of October, so we just declared it to be an octave and celebrated the whole time! 🥳
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Indiana is also mostly Eastern Time. It's still light enough to do stuff outside at 10 p.m. for a good chunk of the summer.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"How many local models has the Pope?" 😂😂🤣
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know, I know, inflation, but I got my leather CBP set for not much over $100 like 20 years ago. And that was as nice as they got; you could have fake leather for $80-something with colored covers and page edges, or black leather with gold. Everybody got the same 5 ribbons.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More stressful if they're grumpy from having to stand for an eight-hour shift, honestly.
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The notion that it's rude for someone to sit during a customer-facing job is such a weird, boomer-coded notion. I get to sit as soon as I get to my gate, whereas they could be stuck for seven more hours, of course they should be allowed to sit!
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As long as the student is over, say, ten, this is the correct response.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My kids don't even use "rizz" (I guess cause it's a small school with a lot of former homeschoolers), but I do. Sometimes a new piece of slang just clicks.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had to go out late this evening to scrub some possibly poison-ivy-contaminated kids' shoes, but I did find a bumblebee that had decided that my marigold would make a comfy bed, so that kind of makes up for it.
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