Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's warm enough for open windows. I'm lying in bed doing the crossword, while my husband's next to me listening to the baseball game on the radio. This just might be the life. 020
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you but has your energy Tie between these two. 030
Reposted by EmilyListen To and Vote Like Black Women @bullet1982.bsky.social · 12/10/2026THREAD🧵I have voted in every election since 1978. My spouses and children have voted in every election. Why? Voting is the most revolutionary, non-violent change agent we have in a democracy. Also because my maternal grand parents voted. Here's the case of my maternal grand ma. Real talk. 1/13 143
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh loaféd beast, we know not what kind of beast you were, but now you are loaféd, and so delicious. 140
Reposted by Emilycara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me: 141893549
Reposted by EmilySteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592721700
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know, I know, inflation, but I got my leather CBP set for not much over $100 like 20 years ago. And that was as nice as they got; you could have fake leather for $80-something with colored covers and page edges, or black leather with gold. Everybody got the same 5 ribbons. 000
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The notion that it's rude for someone to sit during a customer-facing job is such a weird, boomer-coded notion. I get to sit as soon as I get to my gate, whereas they could be stuck for seven more hours, of course they should be allowed to sit! 250
Reposted by EmilyMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.” 654031548
Reposted by EmilyIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780861994
Reposted by EmilyEmily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had to go out late this evening to scrub some possibly poison-ivy-contaminated kids' shoes, but I did find a bumblebee that had decided that my marigold would make a comfy bed, so that kind of makes up for it. 011
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Almost every adult in "Night of the Hunter." (Both good, but I prefer the book) The main villain is a very creepy classic horror/suspense baddie, but the banality of everyone who could put a stop to things and won't because of polite convention really captures a frustratingly realistic banality. 010
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had to go out late this evening to scrub some possibly poison-ivy-contaminated kids' shoes, but I did find a bumblebee that had decided that my marigold would make a comfy bed, so that kind of makes up for it. 011
Reposted by EmilyJohn Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While you were choosin’ Texas, I studied the blade 0135
Reposted by Emilyc 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇻🇦 @cburkenstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinking of a rhyme to discourage parishes from using AI in their bulletins and flyers: "every time you use AI, you make the Holy Father cry." 093
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TFW you keep getting ads for online classes to learn how to draw medieval initials and marginalia, but your to-do list is already a dumpster fire... 021
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Before my 12yo goes and writes them a scathing email ... this is AI, right? 110
Reposted by EmilyHarrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we live in a world of vague inscrutable threats 0234
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"It's decorative gourd season..." said one of the dads at the orchard field trip, and then we just nodded knowingly at each other. 021
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is Whitaker's Words just not working anywhere online anymore? I need to help my kid with his homework and I. Am. Rusty. (Also, even when I wasn't rusty, I used Whitaker's all the dang time.) 000
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wasn't feeling autumn-y at all, but woke up with a sudden craving for cinnamon apples fried in butter, so here we are. 050
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I might just get my salsa verde yet, if we don't get an early frost! 021
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only. 1123
Reposted by EmilyAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415781128
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sitting on my scruffy deck with my cup of Irish Breakfast while the plants get a really good soak and the two littlest play frisbee below in their rainboots. This. Is. The. Life. 030
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I remember back when I was the only one leaving my needlework projects all over the living room... 050
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day book stack (which, full disclosure, my kids probably won't read because no one does anything productive when the big ones are off school, but oh well). What else should be in here? 110
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Never thought of this as the Protestant work ethic rearing it's head again, but yeah... 130
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Indiana Jones would punch this guy first and ask questions later. 020
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Almost had a coyote/roadrunner drama play out in my backyard, but fortunately I was sitting close by the door when I heard the chickens sound the alarm. 000
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally finished the bottom band on this sweater and now it's time to graft the ends! 120
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I always get a weird mix of west coast in these, even though I'm a lifelong midwesterner. You'd think the fancy education would skew me east, if anything. 120
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/09/20266th century pope surprisingly relatable for 21st century mom. 000
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Math-correcting soundtrack. I think this is going in the permanent rotation.open.spotify.comPlays Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Jazz - Album by Johnny Costa | SpotifyJohnny Costa · album · 1982 · 13 songs 000
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You can tell I have a long to-do list because I'm getting sucked down the rabbit hole of bookbinding videos/supply shopping for no good reason. 240
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Look, when I'm listening on the Roku app, Bluetooth lags noticeably and wired is in perfect sync. 🤷 020
Emily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Teaching math: "Okay, so what's in your--" Kid: "wallet?? I hate when they say 'What's in your wallet?' because I don't *have* a wallet, only a money box!" In case you were wondering what's eating 3rd graders. 050
Reposted by EmilyEmily @emilyemem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So, friends, every day do something that won’t compute. Love the Lord. Love the world. Work for nothing. Take all that you have and be poor. Love someone who does not deserve it. Denounce the government and embrace the flag. Hope to live in that free republic for which it stands. 111