Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026God, I’ll do anything to procrastinate. I’ll even write _poems_ 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hera: what was it again mommy? Early dogs and late cats? Me: :) Morning larks and night owls 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hera: “I’m not very rich. I need to lose more teeth.” 001
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is like ppl who take baths in hotels 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In PSYCHO, when she gets into the shower, she puts her robe directly onto the toilet seat! 001
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know the etymology of milquetoast, but it’s a great insult, and when I use it I always imagine someone who is so bland they dip their toast in MILK! Take that! 140
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me reading Walter Benjamin is just me producing a marked-up text that consists of …. One continuously highlighted text…. That’s also continuously underlined……. And whose margins are filled with exclamation points and stars. ⭐️ ❗️ ✨ ‼️ 🌟 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Which means I’m Gen X, obviously 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If I adore a book — and someone else also adores that book — it makes me feel like we were friends as children — if that makes sense 121
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think if your birth year is even sort of vaguely on the cusp of where one generation ends and another begins, you get to choose which one you are. 120
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Am I more confused by the text, or the decorations on his hat? 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thank god, I’ve been searching and searching for sheer clothing 🙏 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“The food court” — that’s an awfully grand name, isn’t it? 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hera asked me if I’m “having a good adulthood” 020
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Imagine the concept of a blurb but with a better name — a name that doesn’t sound like a frog releasing an air bubble beneath the surface of a pond 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Something I think about sometimes is “the most Texas name” Is it Austin? Jared? Hunter? Cody? Travis? Dallas? 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Remembering when Román was younger & he painted a blue shark & then he painted the water around it blue & then he had a blue sheet of paper painted entirely blue 030
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hypothetical list of all English language accents (including the most obscure) listed from most beautiful to least (as if such a thing could be determined) 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When Crocs first appeared on the market it felt like a rip in the space-time continuum 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Elite novelists who write exclusively while dangling from trees 020
Reposted by Emily Bludworth de BarriosBen Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026NEON NIGHT MIC ON SEPT. 2! 📚 I’m so stoked for this lineup. Most folks are traveling from out of town to be with us. Hope to see you there! 🎤 @clairehopple.bsky.social 🎤 @rgvaughan.bsky.social 🎤 @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social 🎤 Jonathan Cardew 🎤 @jessicawalsh.bsky.social 🎤 @martinezfjulian.bsky.social 0125
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I met this poet at a party & it turns out we both when to Goldsmiths but at different times & when I told what years I was there he acted like I was the cryptkeeper, he almost threw up, if he had been able to throw me in the trash I think he would have 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Interesting to watch groups of people buy new wardrobes in mass, dressing alike, without agreeing upon it or speaking of it 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It used to be the women at the tennis club worked out in skintight halter tops and high waisted full length pants, matching sets the color of dinner mints: powder blue, aqua green, pale rose. Now they wear very short black shorts with either a t-shirt or an indifferent exercise top. 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hera buttoned just one button on her sweater & was like, “I thought this was more elegant” and I was like “Elegant! Where’d you hear the word elegant!” And she was like “from YOU Mommy!” And I was like “from ME? When did I use the word elegant?” And she was like,”you use it all the time!” 020
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My children asked me if there were any “mothers in space” so I looked it up & there are two women on the ISS with children (a baby & a toddler) 011
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Turns out, the model of the Earth I made for school in the third grade was more accurate than I knew 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I made a poetry bibliomancy tool which you should not be scared to try www.emilybludworthdebarrios.com/mementomoriemilybludworthdebarrios.comMemento Mori — Emily Bludworth de Barrios 040
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There used to be a professional soccer player in my Pilates class & he would always be on his phone during class looking at instagram & he would take phone calls, too — on speaker phone — and would never step outside no matter how firmly the teacher asked him to 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nike has stopped making the normal tennis shoes I like (a betrayal) and how can I buy new shoes when this is what is on offer. I’m not a little elf. 141
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Agonizing over the composition of emails someone is going to flick past 020
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When you spend a whole lot of time on your hair for an important event but it ends up being pretty windy 000
Reposted by Emily Bludworth de BarriosThe Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The illustrations in A Careful Selection of Whisk Ferns (1837) seem to reduce bonsai to its sparest visual elements. The result is something alien, algal — hardly recognizable as a plant at all... publicdomainreview.org/collection/s… 08921
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026There’s an “Irish Pub” here in Santa Cruz (Bolivia) that I’ve been avoiding for years which I finally tried two nights ago — nothing could have been worse 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Am making a movie list to cheer up my friend who works in the kind of corporate world where you have to file TPS reports and set growth goals for performance reviews Fight Club Office Space American Psycho Horrible Bosses Half Loop — Severance Dinner Party — The Office 100
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Am making a movie list to cheer up my friend who works in the kind of corporate world where you have to file TPS reports and set growth goals for performance reviews Fight Club Office Space American Psycho Horrible Bosses Half Loop — Severance Dinner Party — The Office 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m so offended that Instagram keeps advertising to me the ugliest clothes on the planet 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026& the even more unsettling feeling when someone you know or knew is trying to be an influencer & is failing 010
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026That unsettling feeling when someone you know/knew in real life is now a successful influencer // which might overlap with but is distinct from being successful in their chosen field 020
Reposted by Emily Bludworth de BarriosThe Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Sun card from the summer "suit" of the Astronomia playing card deck, published in 1829. Featuring 3 other seasonal suits, the pack was used to play two games — Conjunction and Combination — which were trumps-based, similar to Whist. More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a... 06815
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I changed my mind “First Humanoid Robot Prepares to Climb Everest” 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ve thought this many times myself as the skyscrapers next to my house were being built ! 000
Emily Bludworth de Barrios @emilybloodwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fashion prediction: the “un-sideburn” presages a return of mutton chops 140
