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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine. Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Forgot to turn on the fan during the “everything” shower 😶‍🌫️

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Gonna make a text and video platform called GreenerGrass

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I fought the nap and the nap won

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niina pollari @niina.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

This is going to be good ✨ come thru if you're in Asheville.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot! www.malaprops.com/event/store-...

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

She spent her life entering passwords and verification codes

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

My secret power is getting through life without knowing any street names

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

When I say “in da club” I mean the grocery store parking lot, eatin’ a lil treat

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

HMU if you still need an ARC ✌️

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Today is January 50th. Only 127 days until the end of the month.

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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I don’t want to age like Demi Moore, skinny and botoxed and beautiful and working her ass off and looking 40 at 62. I want to age like a Mediterranean man, wrinkling like a raisin and playing cards and drinking grappa all day with my friends in a bar that smells of salt and cigars.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

These blurbs! 😍 Have you preordered yet? www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...

"TAKE IT PERSONALLY IS
A WITTY AND COMPELLING
NOVELLA THAT PUSHES
HOPPLE'S STYLE AND
OBSESSIONS INTO
NEW, INTRIGUING REALMS."
-BABAK
LAKCHOMI
author of South

"SHE BRINGS TO LIFE
CHARACTERS AND PLOTS
THATARE BOTH BIZARRE
AND TENDER, LEAVING YOU WONDERING WHY HER
BOOKS AREN'TALREADY
TAUGHTIN HIGH SCHOOLS
ACROSS AMERICA."
-MATTHEW BINDER
author of Pure Cosmos Club

"SENTENCES LIKE
POP ROCKS AND
PIXYSTIX AND
LIGHTNING-AND
MEAN WHILE AGATHA
CHRISTIE DANCING
HER ASS OFF IN A DREAM."
-BEN LOORY
author of Tales of Falling and Flying

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Ben Loory @benloory.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy Wednesday everybody! Here’s to a great Wednesday

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Just like the planet you’re getting hotter every year but at what cost

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can go to bed whenever you want on NYE; the new year will still arrive on time

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

2024 was rough, but I’m so thankful for potable water, my new job, YOU, and a slowly healing city. I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Gracefully leaving a party by rolling credits of the hosts

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Dine in? Nope, I’ll eat my 11-inch personal pizza in the car like a savage, thank you.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I am built for regular, unfestive days

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My space heater deserves a Christmas bonus because nobody works harder

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Rootie-toot-toots? Rummy-tum-tums? Does Santa need some Pepto or what

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

A competitive cooking show called Wok of Shame

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

When you take a nap, part of you stays asleep for the rest of the day. When you fall asleep that night, this part wakes up to become the monster under your bed.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

First blurb came in! And from none other than the brilliant @benloory.bsky.social Preorder here www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

How many of my fellow 90s kids spent a school year in a trailer classroom

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

It’s disconcerting when toiletry products smell like food—now my pits smell like vanilla cupcakes, what do they want me to do

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Thad DeVassie @thaddevassie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

A renowned topiarist. An estranged dermatologist. A delightfully mysterious piece by @clairehopple.bsky.social you should indulge... right now.

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

This local tagger spray paints “boob” and “poop” on everything like the world is his TI-83 calculator

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Thank you so much to SmokeLong for offering this and my 🪩 pals who nominated me—your friendship means everything 🫶

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James Reich @jamesreich.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Taking preorders for the elegant weirdness that is TAKE IT PERSONALLY by @clairehopple.bsky.social publishing in February 2025! Great to see them coming in. www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🚨COVER REVEAL🚨 Thank you to @stalkinghorse.bsky.social for publishing my novel, TAKE IT PERSONALLY. You can preorder it here: www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...

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Aaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

42: I'm such a big @clairehopple.bsky.social fan, and have published her across sites a bunch'a times, but I think this might be the only one I accepted? It's great. This funny, slightly askew look at the world that I love in all her stories. www.havehashad.com/hadposts/emp...

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Empty Gestures by Claire Hopple

You can find a life cheerleader on the internet no problem. This is different than a life coach. There’s little to no coaching involved; someone simply affirms you and everything you stand for. Standi...

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Claire Hopple @clairehopple.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Gonna shove all my unviewed tweets into a duffel bag and take them over here to display in a participation trophy case

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Cleveland Review of Books @clereviewbooks.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

"Right when the building is reduced to rubble, I’m tying my shoes. I miss the best part. What a waste of waste." fiction by Claire Hopple www.clereviewofbooks.com/writing/wast...

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Waste — Cleveland Review of Books

In the ball pit scene, I could become a public persona.

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