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Mostly bicycle stuff. Sometimes roller derby. Very earnest. Black lives matter. Antifascist. She/they. I was born at 340ppm of CO2. [bridged from xoxo.zone/@emily on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
I saw the Mountain Goats perform tonight. They played “This Year” and it made me cry, just wholly out of nowhere. I sang along and it made me cry. They also played “No Children” and both of those songs are outside my “ugh please don’t sing along at concerts” general vibe.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I am so tired of the shorthand that anyone in a movie or tv show who isn’t a child and uses a bicycle for transportation is a loser.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
Just making sure you know the bear cam is super active right now www.youtube.com/live/J7ZrIDvqlic Extremely good. So many bears. Hello, bears!
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
I made vegan banana bread chocolate chip muffins from this recipe today simple-veganista.com/banana-chocola… And they are extremely tasty. Strongly recommend, they’re not dry and crumbly at al. Really good stuff. (For options, I used coconut oil, coconut sugar, and oat milk)
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Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins (Healthy + Easy)
Jump to Recipe·Trust With Google _Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins are a healthy fan-favorite recipe that’s easy to make with just 8 simple ingredients. They bake up moist, tender, and delicious — perfect for breakfast or a mid-day snack!_ Today is a muffin day, a healthy banana chocolate chip muffin day! So, with a few bananas on hand, ripe as can be, I decided to put them into these kid-friendly vegan muffins. I wanted to make them banana nut muffins, but since my daughter doesn’t care for nuts, I went ahead and added chocolate chips instead. In her opinion, those are much better, and I’m sure many of you will agree. Who doesn’t like a little chocolate in their banana muffins? **In This Recipe** show Why We Love This Muffin Recipe! How To Make Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins Muffin Baking Tips Storage & Freezing More Healthy Muffin Recipes! Print Recipe Easy Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins ## Why We Love This Muffin Recipe! * **Healthy.** This muffin recipe is based on my dairy and egg-free Vegan Banana Bread. I cut the oil a bit, only using 1/4 cup, making them a little healthier. They came out perfectly soft and fluffy, and the gooey chocolate chips are a welcome addition. * **Quick + easy to make.** These muffins are super simple and ready in a cinch, made with overripe bananas and a few pantry ingredients. * **Great for snacking.** These vegan muffins are great for breakfast or a healthy snack throughout the day. They get eaten up quickly around our home, and I’m sure you will love them too! ## How To Make Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins Here is a quick overview of the process with photos for reference: * Preheat oven to 350 degrees. * Combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a medium/large mixing bowl. * In another bowl, combine the oil, milk, vanilla, and sugar. Mash the bananas. * Grab your chocolate chips, they will be warm and gooey soon! * Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients. Fold in the chocolate chips, careful not to over-mix. * Scoop the batter into lined muffin tins (shown above). Add a few extra chocolate chips on top if you like. * Bake until golden, about 20-25 minutes (shown above), while enjoying how delicious your home is starting to smell! * Let them cool for a few minutes, and eat them up. YUM!! ## Muffin Baking Tips * **Spoon instead of scooping the flour.** When measuring the flour, don’t scoop it out of the container with the measuring cup. Instead, spoon it into your measuring cup, leveling it off with the back of a knife. * **Don’t overmix the batter**. Instead, stir just until combined, no more, for the most tender muffins. * **Oil-Free.** To make these muffins oil-free, use unsweetened applesauce instead. * **Add extra flavor.** For variation, try adding 1 tsp of cinnamon to the dry ingredients for even more flavor. * **Use the correct oven rack position.** Baking the muffins on the center rack will ensure even cooking throughout. * **To test for doneness, insert a wooden toothpick into the center** of one of the muffins. The toothpick should come out clean or with a few moist crumbs clinging to it. **Recommended Equipment:** I love my USA Pan Muffin Tin, and these parchment paper muffin liners (affiliate links) are great too! ## Storage & Freezing * **Counter:** Once completely cooled, store muffins on the counter in an airtight container lined with a paper towel for up to 3–4 days. The paper towel will soak up moisture and keep them from getting too moist. * **Refrigerator:** Muffins will keep for up to a week in a covered container. * **Freezer:** These banana muffins freeze well and will stay fresh for 2 months in freezer-safe containers or baggies. ### More Healthy Muffin Recipes! * Vegan Blueberry Muffins * 1 Bowl Banana Strawberry Muffins * Apple-Cinnamon Muffins (GF, made with almond flour) * Pumpkin Oat Muffins + Crumbly Topping * Vegan Cranberry Orange Muffins * Vegan Pumpkin Muffins **If you try this healthy banana muffin recipe, please let me know!** Leave a comment and rate it below. I love to hear what you think, or any changes you make. ## Print Recipe Print clock clock iconcutlery cutlery iconflag flag iconfolder folder iconinstagram instagram iconpinterest pinterest iconfacebook facebook iconprint print iconsquares squares iconheart heart iconheart solid heart solid icon ## Easy Vegan Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins * * * _ 5 Stars _ _ 4 Stars _ _ 3 Stars _ _ 2 Stars _ _ 1 Star _ 5 from 68 reviews * Author: Julie | The Simple Veganista * Total Time: 30 minutes * Yield: Makes 10 – 12 muffins 1x * Diet: Vegan Print Recipe Pin Recipe ### Description Made with lots of love and a sprinkle of chocolate chips, these vegan chocolate chip banana muffins use simple ingredients and are a perfect way to start the morning or enjoy as a midday snack! * * * ### Ingredients Units USM Scale 1/2x1x2x3x * 1 3/4 cups **spelt flour** , or flour of choice * 1 1/2 teaspoons **baking powder** * 1/2 teaspoon **baking soda** * 1/4 teaspoon **salt** * 1/4 cup light-flavored **olive oil** or warmed coconut oil * 1/4 cup **unsweetened non-dairy milk** (almond, oat, soy, cashew, etc.) * 1 teaspoon**vanilla extract** * 1/3 cup organic **sugar** (pure cane or coconut sugar) * 4 small or 3 large overripe **bananas** (about 1 1/2 cups), mashed * 1/4 cup or so **chocolate chips** (I used Enjoy Life Mini) Cook Mode Prevent your screen from going dark * * * ### Instructions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. **Dry ingredients:** Combine flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a medium/large size bowl and set aside. **Wet ingredients:** In a small bowl, mix oil, non-dairy milk, sugar and vanilla. **Banana** : Mash bananas, you should have approx. 1 1/2 – 1 3/4 cups. **Combine:** Add the wet ingredients and bananas to batter and mix until just combined. If the mixture seems too dry, add more non-dairy milk, maybe 1/4 cup at most. **Chocolate:** Add in chocolate chips and mix briefly. **Fill muffin tin:** Spoon into a well-greased or paper-lined muffin tin, fill each muffin about 2/3 – 3/4 full. **Bake:** Place the muffins in the oven on the center rack and bake for 20 – 25 minutes. You can also test for doneness by inserting a toothpick into the center of one muffin; if it comes out clean, they’re ready. Remove from oven and let cool for 10 min. Makes about 12 muffins ### Notes **Store:** Cool completely, place muffins in an airtight container lined with a paper towel on the counter for up to 3–4 days. The paper towel will soak up moisture and keep them from getting too moist. You can also store them in the refrigerator for up to a week. To make gluten-free, use gluten-free all-purpose flour or gluten-free flour of choice. If using coconut oil, be sure it’s warmed and creamy or liquid. Add 1 teaspoon of cinnamon to the batch for a different flavor. I’ve made these using just the 2 teaspoons of baking powder with great results. If you don’t have baking soda on hand, you can omit it. **RECOMMENDED EQUIPMENT:** I love my USA Pan Muffin Tin, and these parchment paper muffin liners (affiliate links) are great too! * Prep Time: 10 min * Cook Time: 20 min * Category: Bread * Method: bake * Cuisine: American ### Did you make this recipe? Be sure to leave a star rating and comment below! Tag your photos @thesimpleveganista on Instagram and hashtag it #thesimpleveganista **FOLLOW TSV** on Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Youtube, or Subscribe (email) for more recipes and inspiration! ♥︎ * Share * Pin
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
We watched The Sheep Detectives tonight and it made my tender hearted 15yo cry so hard and now she’s walking around muttering about how good it was and it’s her new favorite movie
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Listening to Anthony McCrossen express disbelief that one of the contenders for the Tour de France is wearing a mask when not actively on his bike is one thing, but hearing Nico Roche say that Covid is clearly so far behind us is quite another. Ugh. (Smart work, Jonas Vingegaard. I’m impressed.)
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
I recently got Deagon Quest V for my Nintendo 3DS and it is a joy. Yes, there’s some grinding but honestly I’ve been enjoying that too. I read some hints for the first dungeon and that helped a ton, but I still felt good about the things I was figuring out on my own. Miss the last piece of the […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
I walk up to the door at the same time as an older gentleman. He holds the door for me. I say thanks and walk in to the second set of doors and say “oh, now I can return the favor” and hold it open for him. He says “after you.” I say “oh, no, you got one for me so I’ll get one for you!” He says […]
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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
We knew, but the proof is nice. "Apple just proved that AI models cannot do math. Not advanced math. Grade school math. The kind a 10-year-old solves" The guess-the-next-words machines don’t actually understand anything. nitter.poast.org/heynavtoor/status/… #math #ai
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
I showed Who’s On First to my 15yo and it’s just true that it’s still funny all these years later. She simply could not stop giggling.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Remember, if you’re interested in what REALLY “drives” a lot of regional growth & infrastructure politics, it’s pretty much this. Great drawing via Ian Lockwood.
Cartoon with regional commuter saying that after making his choice to live in the suburbs, now he wants widened roads to drive smoothly through the city, lowering safety, health and quality-of-life in the city.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
One thing I think is bad is when a single corporation controlled by a single malicious billionaire is permitted to become a foundational aspect of society. This makes me a radical.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
When you arrive at the event and let everyone know you biked there and left the car at home.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2026
I’ve been married for seventeen years now. That is both unfathomable and at the same time absolutely perfectly correct and as things ought to be. It’s a cliche to say it’s work and to say I married my best friend, but dang if I don’t love this guy. I’m really […] [Original post on xoxo.zone]
A white man with glasses and a very handsome mustache stands at the handlebars of a cargo bike. He’s got a bright orange coat and helmet on. A white lady with glasses and facial piercings sits in the unseen bucket of the cargo bike, also wearing a bright orange coat and with a white bicycle helmet. He looks bemused and she is grinning.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
I got a book using interlibrary loan and accidentally used my husband’s library card to check it out so now he gets the emails when they renew my loan for another month without my asking them to. They really, really want me to keep this book. Libraries fucking rule.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
[uspol, calling my useless senator] I called Fetterman and yelled at his voicemail a bit. Stern mom voice, big disappointed energy. I asked him what he plans to do when they come to Pennsylvania and start murdering his constituents. I asked what part of their job it is to subdue a US citizen […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
My mom is visiting. By unanimous decision, we all (mom, husband, teenager) watched last year’s ball drop (the font is still ugly) and toasted with fancy fizzy apple juice and now I’m in bed. What a delight. Happy new year, I will try to remain hopeful in spite of the horrors. Some things are […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
Some recent mending I completed today. The fingerless gloves are padded, for bicycling, but I wear them to lift weights (barbell) in my garage. The binding along the edge has been fraying for ages and I finally fixed it. I used pink because why not? And my cozy […] [Original post on xoxo.zone]
A black fingerless glove on a table. It has pink stitching near the bottom edge, from mending. A white mesh glove on a table. It has pink stitching at the bottom edge from visible mending. A close up of grey sweatpants with a black stitched patch over a hole.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
The Pitt season 1 was pretty good. Compelling, I wept, etc. some of the local Pittsburgh stuff was close but wrong in a way that jarred (MON-roe-ville?) but they were trying. That charge nurse needed a yinzer accent though, come on. And now I think that nudity in medical contexts should be […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
I’m laying in bed and I can see the moon. It feels luxurious, the most incredible thing. I can just lay here and see it. What a joy.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
I’m knitting a sweater, for myself. Second ever adult-sized sweater I’ve made, and it’s rough going. I’m learning a lot, getting better at picking up stitches, and realizing that I’ll always want to do a tubular bind off because it just looks so neat and tidy.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
I never thought I’d be the indoor workout kind of girlie but here I am. I tried out Zwift today and so far I absolutely love it. It taps right into my competitive nature and got me moving and working fucking HARD.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 08/11/2025
“I can’t believe it’s vegan” is a very charming restaurant a bit north of Columbus Ohio and the fake cheesesteak is genuinely scrumptious. I panicked the staff when I got halfway through eating my sandwich (in the car, I don’t eat inside restaurants) and came back in to order a second meal (that […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 07/11/2025
[cw: death, suicide] I want to get a tee shirt that says “Open AI has a body count”
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2025
@susankayequinn Do you have recommendations for house batteries? I want to be able to keep my fridge running, if possible, for a couple of days if bad weather causes power outages. I have looked into solar panels but we have a huge tree that blocks most sun to our roof. If you aren’t the right […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2025
I made vegan lasagna soup and it was really fucking good. I also did an immense amount of laundry AND pulled out my sewing machine to fix a tear in my flannel sheets just in time to put them on the bed for winter. Very productive Saturday.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
Ghost of Yotei is very, very fun. I am having an excellent time. I am getting better at blocking and parrying, dying isn’t as catastrophic or frustrating as I am always afraid it is, and the exploration feels very organic and not video game-y. I playing eight hours this weekend (and around it […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
I had fun today. I even did the zip line which I was not sure I’d be up for. I’m all jelly now though.
I’m a white lady wearing a red safety helmet and harness on a ropes course with my blue safety harness clipped above me. There’s some lovely greenery behind me.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2025
There’s a lot that’s bad, but my 15yo (!!) is going to ninth grade, and she’s DOING IT. She goes for the full day (comes home at lunch for a break and to eat) and she’s doing homework and making friends and it’s happening. If you’d told me this a year ago, or two, or three, I would have thought […]
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2025
By now I am basically just a Conscientious objector to "AI".
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
It’s funny how any time I see people talking about how going the speed limit is not something to be demonized, the comments are full of people frothing at the mouth about people needing to pass on the highway because they’re on their way to the hospital, don’t you know emergencies happen? I’ve […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
Reading Tumblr makes me suspect that I didn’t fully understand some fairly big crucial plot points in the Locked Tomb series. Reading the Wikipedia summaries of them made me certain.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2025
I just saw a tumblr post where someone said nobody did the pledge of allegiance in schools past the 1960s or some shit. Motherfuckers, I had a religious exemption and didn’t HAVE to say it and I got fucking hassled by multiple teachers, including the worst of the subs. They were so mad about a […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025
There’s live roller derby on the All Women’s Sports Network, which is a tv channel you can stream for free using Pluto. This is awesome.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2025
I made mushrooms into something like scallops tonight with lots of (fake) butter and garlic, and put it on spaghetti and it was fucking delicious. That and a salad of cut up veggies, no greens, and a vegan mayo based Greek-style salad dressing. That fucking ruled. #WhatVegansEat
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2025
There are really only two sports I watch on tv: roller derby, and the Tour de France (and that, only when it’s Nico and Anthony commenting). The roller derby World Cup is on its last day today, and the TdF started yesterday. I’m managing VPNs and yelling at the tv. Big football dad weekend […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2025
I took this picture and I really like it.
A single tree in the distance in a parking lot has a bright light behind it, causing rays of light to appear around it and casting beautiful shadows on the asphalt.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2025
Do you think it would be aggressive to send copies of The AI Con to the leadership in my org who keep talking about how great it is? Anonymously, of course.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2025
This is the way. mas.to/@stevegis_ssg/11453534150667…
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Steve Gisselbrecht (@stevegis_ssg@mas.to)
You know what apps are allowed to send me notifications? The phone, text messaging, the calendar (for notifications I have set), and the alarm clock (ibid). And no others. And on my computer? You may have a discrete red number on your icon. Which is hidden until I look at them. I will decide when and how I wish to interact with my computers, thank you very much.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2025
Every night I take my shower, take my sleepytime meds🍃, brush my teeth, and then lay in bed and watch a very clever British man solve very complicated Sudoku puzzles until I am too sleepy or too stoned to be able to follow what’s going on. It is exactly as delightful as it sounds. I just adore […]
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2025
Late dinner tonight, elbow noodles with zucchini+onions+pasta water blended into sauce and white beans. #WhatVegansEat
Yellow bowl with elbow noodles and green sauce
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2025
Dogs are really quite wonderful.
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Emily @emily.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2025
Last week I texted a friend who has a brand new baby. I said, “here is what I have to offer: I will come and hold your baby. You can go do something else.” She was into this plan, so yesterday afternoon I biked over and held that sweet baby for three hours. I fed him and rocked him and his […]
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