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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 2h

I’ve discovered that it’s virtually impossible to use fax anymore. That saddens me. At least there’s still letters in the post…

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Does anyone around here take commissions for bookplates and/or rubber stamp designs? I’m looking to make my extensive library a bit more fancy with some Ex-Libris decorations. Boosts appreciated and encouraged :boostRequest: :boosts_ok_gay: :boost_ok:

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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

bless my wondrous puppy life fuck my stupid puppy life

[Screenshot of the English entry for "dog's life" on Wiktionary]

Noun
1. (idiomatic) A miserable, wretched existence.
2. (idiomatic) A life of indolence where the individual may do as they please, just like a pampered dog.

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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 18/10/2026

ran some shady program through wine and now this fucker keeps showing up in my terminal

cowsay and lolcat output in a linux terminal with tux saying "Your PC is now Stoned!"

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GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the snoofing but sad

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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

If you really need a chatbot to feel better, remember the best one is available here for free: chatbot.melvian.net Courtesy of @Melvian #AI #ChatBot #Dragon #LLM

chatbot.melvian.net

DergAI

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

I shall be attending #NFC in February, and look forward to seeing mutuals in Malmö. Plus, I’ll be involved in a very special project there that I will reveal in due season…

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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

the thing about programming is that the core skill is being able to mentally model what the computer is doing. If you can't do that, you'll never have a chance. i don't think traditional programming classes teach this well. ironically, puzzle games do a good job at it...

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

russell’s teapot. he’s probably a bit mad that it’s still somewhere between mars and the sun, instead of where nature intended: as a proper dietary supplement for productivity and learning.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

bridge strategy 🤝 object-oriented programming likes singletons

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

“flatspun nylon gossamer” the ‘rich creamery butter’ of our time.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

“You remind me today of a small Mexican chihuahua.”

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rosebur @rosebur.com · 27/09/2026

deploys a silly and disappears into the woods

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Merlin's Wisdom Project @merlinwisdom.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Whatever your problem is, remember that before you can get better, you have to stop getting worse. Try first to stop getting worse.

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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Custom captions:
Hackers’s in the 1980s:
- full humanmade color games for atari 2600 with only 128 bytes of RAM
- knows every x86 instruction by hand
- c so high level it is basically considered english

Verses, techbros today:
- my electron app uses 3gb of vram
- the datacenter i help build depleted an entire lake
- i cant afford the tokens to patch my vibecoding project

template sprites: buff doge vs crying cheems

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Merlin's Wisdom Project @merlinwisdom.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Call people what they'd like to be called. And, don't be a dick about it.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

if you think about it, the platonic dialogues are really plato’s conversations with headmates.

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The OKC Noonado @okc-noonado.botsinbox.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

It's noon on Saturday - time for the weekly #OKC #noonado! 🚨📢 woowooWooWooWOOWOOWooWoowoowooWooWooWOOWOOWooWoowoowoo

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Merlin's Wisdom Project @merlinwisdom.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

If you're not sure what you want, it's almost definitely more sleep.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

i forget how cheesy even early season 1 twin peaks is. ofc it’s deliberate and of its time.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

[advice on drawing tablets] potentially going to drop fat stacks on a huion 27 4k (not the 144hz, i dont have a pc that supports that high a refresh rate). apart from the non-foss driver situation on linux, are there any drawbacks with this model?

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Cursed Silicon @cursedsilicon.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Is there a Mastodon bot that just makes GIF's out of relatable Technology Connections jokes?

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

today i remembered that the secret gospel of mark exists

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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Safe For Work version of Drag’N Wash will include proper scaffolds, mandatory working at height instructional videos, kobold PPE, grip mats, compliant signage and more.

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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Your project is stuck? :dragn_sad: Why not adding more dragons on it? :dragn_think: No complex backgroung, rework, deep lore, endless meetings… JUST DRAGONS! :dragn_aww: You will certainly not regret adding dragons! :dragn_thinkhappy: #Dragon

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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

[Gay Wheelchair Joke] I overheard my roommate talking to someone on a call about "fruit roll ups" so I rolled up to her door in my wheelchair and said "I'm the only fruit that rolls up around here~" and pulled away~ :MenheraNya3:

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

if you think about it, computers were invented to solve (or closely approximate with sufficient precision) integration problems. and the biggest computing challenges are still basically that. which is pretty fun to think about on a rainy monday night imo.

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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

one of those days

A mug of tea

"Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work"

(The Onion)

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Patrick Lam :tinoflag: @va2lam.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

I'll post the other bird pictures that I selected for August as well. #Birds #BirdsNZ

A round borby Kererū perches on a fence. It has a green head and wings and a white chest. Must be looking for fruit to eat.

A brown NZ scaup is swimming in Lake Elterwater, with its yellow eye standing out.

A somewhat soggy oystercatcher is in a shallow pond among rocks. It's all black except for its red eye and beak.

A red-billed gull (gulls are easy to ID in Aotearoa!) in focus, with another one behind it, both standing on flat rock.

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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Fedi be like:

Picture of an human hand emerging from the CRT screen of a computer to headpat a hyena.

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Merlin's Wisdom Project @merlinwisdom.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Relatedly related: try to avoid beginning a sentence with "Why don’t you just…?" It often indicates that you have approximately zero relevant experience with what has made a given problem such a problem.

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

julian baumgartner, not just restoration of fine art, but restoration of faith in humanity

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

when can we look forward to julian baumgartner restoring monkey jesus?

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Whisker ΘΔ 🐈‍⬛ @apatapa.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

I think if you removed the tilde (~) from standard keyboard layouts there would be a not insignificant collapse of internet identities

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EV, your Witch Wolf ΘΔ🧙🪄🐺🔞 @emilvolk.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

i personally prefer kyoto - november 5 1976 to köln, january 24 1975

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