Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was hanging out with a teen who was playing with one of these, and it smells like butter too and the smell lingers on your hands, but it does have a really satisfying squish 🧈 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@carolekingofficial.bsky.social I’m reading Tim Curry’s memoir and he mentioned you went to a performance of the Rocky Horror stage show in LA dressed as Magenta - do you have pics?? 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My friend knows I have a laminator, so sometimes he makes me a lil bookmark to laminate to go with the books he gives me 🤓 120
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is a man at the airport bar who looks like the toxic avenger 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I cannot write on a chalk/white board, my handwriting normally is fine, but when I try to write on a board on a wall, a deranged kindergartner takes over my handwriting ability 120
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fighting with my husband about who gets to go as Dr. FNF to Rocky Horror on Saturday night, and I just had the epiphany to dress as Dolly instead 💖 100
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I read this book as a result of this tweet and had a blast zooming around with the space bandits! 152
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When I was in Australia, I had A DREAM about a kangaroo and that is all I’m gonna say about that 062
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I am queening out with frog and toad. Unless I got too drunk at the airport bar, then I’m choosing hijinx with Amelia and the cat 🤪 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just read Lena Dunham’s Famesick, and it is a master class in eviscerating someone in between the lines 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“Power hour but it’s beans” is a text I just sent a friend 🫘 110
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The time might finally be right for my (highly disparaged by many) invention of hot salad!!! 020
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026PSA: there is a little taco stand on Saturdays in front of the Casa Maria market on 23rd & South Van Ness and the tacos are phenomenal 🤤 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026On the 2020 census I stated my nationality as Californian 000
Reposted by EmilinaMonterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 25/06/2026The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck. 622731856
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Started donating to the marine mammal center and received the best post script of all time in their thank you email. Westley thee HAM! 🦭 💖 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Hes gonna be okay ❤️🩹 www.marinemammalcenter.org/patients/gfs...marinemammalcenter.orgLasso | The Marine Mammal CenterThe Marine Mammal Center advances ocean health through marine mammal rescue and rehabilitation, research, and education. See how you can help. 020
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Spotted what, at first glance, looked to be a washed up tire tangled in a basketball net at salt point state park this weekend 100
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I dropped something very important in the bleachers at today’s giants game, can anyone who recognizes any person in this photo dm me their phone number please so I can ask if they found it? 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I got to watch Bound (1996) with two of my favorite people last night, neither of whom had seen it before, and man was that fun. 200
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Husband is out of town for work and things are getting weird over here 210
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I just tried to look up an acronym I didn’t know at work using the company’s ai assistant and part of the answer was this: Performance is measured through KOTH (King of the Hill) or CTR (Click-Through Rate)static.klipy.comKing of the Hill - Hank HillAlt: King of the Hill gif - Hank Hill shaking his head no 020
Reposted by Emilina👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 01/06/2026happy pride to the entire cast of Are You The One? season 8 041
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Clam chowder is gross (but I do love me a sourdough bread bowl) 000
Reposted by EmilinaMatt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This reminds me of my favorite Beatles factoid. These are the most common non-trivial words in the lyrics written by each member: PAUL: 1) love 2) know GEORGE: 1) love 2)know JOHN: 1) know 2) love RINGO: 1) octopus's 2) garden 013736
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Honestly this reaction solidifies my yearning to get the gene simmons tongue tendon cut 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Husband just found out about the okapi and can’t shut up about it. “Every pic of them is ass forward” “They have very long tongues too” “Like Gene Simmons” “Kind of a lot of similarities between them” 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live: GWAR Janelle Monae Parliament Funkadelic ft. George Clinton Beyoncé (+ Diana Ross!) Danny Elfman Lady Gaga Yo-Yo Ma Stevie Nicks Chaka Khan Tom Waits 231
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I used to have so many more friends I had sex with. Obviously my first answer to this is jerk off, but next I would like to use my weiner to have sex with a woman but I just realized all my romantic lady friends are out of the rotation so I guess I need a sugar baby? 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 09/05/2026While writing a card to my mom for Mother’s Day today, I accidentally dated it 2006 010
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Finally ready to admit that on Saturday, with a Lyft 5 minutes from picking us up to go to the airport, I realized I had booked flights to the wrong Hawaiian island 🌺 100
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Literally my wedding ring is a frog and was 3% the cost. AND the Elvira impersonator who married us tried to steal it. 🐸 020
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Whenever I’m out with a friend and they mention a thing they want I surreptitiously send myself an email with the subject “[friend’s name] gift” with the item they mentioned and then get it for them for their bday or holiday and they think I’m a psychic genius 130
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026When the padres did that color scheme and I went to a game I told a local fan that I loved the new colors because their regular colors (brown and yellow) are poop and pee! The fan agreed with me! 020
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I was so mad to learn this the last time I went to an AD! Also - the theater had no reception and the wifi network they provided was unsecured so I’m sure that’s not going to be a problem! 000
Emilina @emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 06/04/2026In my mid-twenties at one point I was living in Bernal and hooking up with three different people that all lived along the 24 route and it was very convenient! (their respective stops were: bush & divis; Castro & Duboce; Castro & 24th) 010
Reposted by EmilinaCarole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Happy Spring Equinox 🌸🐞🌿🪻☀️🌺🌻🍃 Carole in Burgdorf, Idaho 1978 📷 Carole King Family Archives 525716
