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Emily anne

@emhahee.bsky.social
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just saw someone on tiktok refer to himself as an “awakened looksmaxxer” who “refuses to be mogged by his own trauma.” Life changing, inspiring
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
People I thought were the same person when I was little: James Dean and Jimmy Carter Corbin Bleu and Orlando Bloom Carlton Lassiter and Mr Bean
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#susanalbumparty
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#susanalbumparty
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Everything they taught me about professionalism growing up is a lie I use at least 70 different emojis in every business email I have sent in the last six months and end every single sentence with “lol”
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How I feel every time I understand what people are saying to me in French but only being able to think of the words “oui” and “merci” in response
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
WHOOOO MADE THIS
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hot take: 9/11 wasn’t a very good Time
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’m doing a brand deal with a sex toy company and need some creative ways to pose in selfies with them that aren’t just posing and smiling but are also not me putting my entire vulva on my ig story
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
God bless the hands that helped this hamburger
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
every day i have to tamp down the feral dog in my head that wants to start biting people being condescending or annoying towards my gf online
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Me and my gf isolating ourselves from society and making things out of yarn when our periods are synced up
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
my healthiest habit is smoking cigarettes because at least it makes me go outside
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Both
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The hunger games socks stay on during sex
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Blessed be the poot
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
my day has been ruined finding out about the v*vziep*p homestuck show
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I can’t ever be horny on main or my girlfriend will know I have a crush on her
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I missed seeing ass all because of the Bible
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Pisscord
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I’m Constipsted bht like not actually I just can’t shit post the way I yearn to …..
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@emhahee.bsky.social and I when we have the same brand of religious trauma
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins which feed among the lilies
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
the chances of hearing porn from the bible when in conversation with @emhahee.bsky.social and @khaosguillotine.bsky.social is low but never 0
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
idk whats in the air lately but can people please stop being freaks towards me my little boy heart can’t take it anymore
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If I had a penis I would never have a boner because that’s a sin
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Chris rlly outed himself as a villain this episode didn’t he #loveisland
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Amaya my princess
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
OF COURSE CRAVE IS DOWN THE MINUTE WE WANT TO START THE LOVE ISLAND FINALE FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
furthermore, ronald reagan would not have become president without thomas edison so really a time traveler needs to go back in time and throw baby Edison into the sea
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
thomas edison is the ronald reagan of the entertainment industry
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/07/2025
more businesses are relying on heroin use to increase employee efficiency. studies have found that one employee on heroin can replace three non-heroin employees at a fraction of the cost. ceo's should consider implementing heroin in their organizations or risk being left behind, say heroin dealers
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Is it any coincidence that the next morning I woke up with this on my face and now if I’m lucky I’ll have a really cool eye scar
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Voting for best boy on love island feels like trying to decide between a fart and a toot
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I have never been more evil nor more lesbian I can feel myself becoming Shego
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Thinking about this lmfao
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Being in love with ur best friend is so funny lol like wym we can just do what we were already doing it’s just clothing optional now
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I was obsessed with Christian medical romance novels as a youth
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Whoever came up with the connections today needs to be fired I’m literally fuming and it’s 6:30 am
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
What level of lesbianism is drawing me and @melonangel.bsky.social and their cat as Steven universe characters
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
WHO SENT ME THIS LOL
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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
we are now alternating between the AHHHs and OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD
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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🇨🇦🍁
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They also live in another country but I’m working on that
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
officially in a long distance relationship (I’m six inches taller than them)
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Every ex boyfriend either of us have had up to now was purely a food source to feed our attractiveness so we would be at max hot potential when we finally boned
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melmel @melonangel.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
just saw a picture of one of my ex boyfriends and i’m pretty sure i have unintentionally cast some sort of glamour spell that has transferred any level of attractiveness he may have had to me
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
@melonangel.bsky.social and I posting about our relationship knowing two grown men are actively crying about us to the therapists they only started seeing in the first place because of an ultimatum from a woman they made miserable
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