emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you’re watching Celebrity Masterchef, and even indeed if you are not, I URGE you to watch Celeb Cooking School - the greatest cooking show ever broadcast 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Waiting for Melvin to call Giorgio Dad #celebritymasterchef 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Lotta pie, as Roisin would say #celebritymasterchef 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Let Joe stay in ad infinitum to force feed Giorgio a pie every day #celebritymasterchef 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Giorgio is unable to look at Joe #celebritymasterchef 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If Giorgio told me I’d cooked something good I would ascend #celebritymasterchef 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Umm I love Giorgio but this gnocchi dish looks like vomit #celebritymasterchef 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The commonwealth games opening ceremony seems like it was dreamt up by Mr Poppy from Nativity! 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It seems that returning a Zverev serve is like riding a sandworm 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 11/07/202640 mins of tedium followed by 10 mins of screaming into the void #worldcup #NORENG 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“The people vs the establishment” Where the establishment is represented by, let’s see, Count Binface 000
Reposted by @emc99.bsky.socialFrances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The Taliban’s new marriage law makes it almost impossible for women and girls in Afghanistan to leave unwanted or abusive relationships, even with family support. A devastating but important piece on women who are captive wives. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...theguardian.com‘I don’t know how to save my daughter from her husband’: the brutal reality of the Taliban’s new marriage lawThe latest decree from Afghanistan’s rulers makes it impossible for women and girls to leave unwanted or abusive relationships, even with family support 24929
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Can’t believe Croatia is managed by David Guetta #EngCro #WorldCup2026 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The Attenborough animal relay. Still quicker than Royal Mail. 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Tyson has to be an actor. He CANNOT be for real. #mafsau 020
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me on every luge run #milanocortina2026 #winterolympics #winterolympics2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says chicaneryALT: a man in a suit and tie says chicanery 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Can’t help but think that making fun of people for having a ‘different’ approach to these challenges is undermining this show’s premise #secretgenius 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Every year, you think the candidates can’t get worse. Every year, proven wrong #theapprentice 072
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Simping for Kate Butch so hard #dragraceuk #DragRaceVTW 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 01/01/2026aTmOsPhErIc CoVeR oF gHoSt ToWn #thetraitors #traitors 011
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Amanda looking like she’s just retired from running UNIT #traitors 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Tag yourself I’m George’s little whimper at the end of his paso #scd #strictly 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Umm how DARE they slag off my girl #scd #strictly 020
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I normally hate the ‘somebody’s on the ceiling’ gimmick but loved it in that context #scd #strictly 030
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Can’t believe that Karen hasn’t mentioned that she’s from Birmingham or that Peaky Blinders is her favourite show before 😂 #scd #strictly 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Fair play to you George, I’m on the floor #scd #strictly 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 16/12/2025IT CAN’T HAVE BEEN DRY, ONE OF THE CAKES WAS RAW #celebritymasterchef 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 16/12/2025#celebritymasterchefmedia.tenor.coma chef says it 's raw in front of another chefALT: a chef says it 's raw in front of another chef 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 13/12/2025He really did have the spirit of a briefcase wanker #scd #strictly 010
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Was praying for some gabagool #celebritymasterched 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Umm…they censored Cell Block Tango to remove all the…murder? WHY THEY IN PRISON THEN #scd #strictly 042
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I thought…Lewis danced the music he was given…well. If they wanted a fluid salsa, don’t give him west side story #scd #strictly 050
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Lewis won because he just did his previous routine methinks #scd #strictly 030
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Balvinder won that, surely? CROWN MY RESILIENT QUEEN #scd #strictly 080
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I fear I’m falling in love with George #scd #strictly 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I fear Alex has been Will Mellor’d out #scd #strictly 000
emc99.bsky.social @emc99.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Mr Saxobeat jumpscare on Strictly?? #scd #strictly 010
