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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 3h

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍 throne.com/emberlynslade throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 12h

I accidentally forgot to reschedule my 9:30AM Pilates class to later, and now it’s too late to change without a $15 fee so I guess I’m going to Pilates at the crack of dawn tomorrow 😮‍💨

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 17h

Actually ended up being $440 bc of my nail jewels and art 💕

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 19h

Today is nails, brows and lashes day $420 😮‍💨

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🅢🅣🅔🅛🅛🅐 ✾ 🅖🅞🅛🅓 Minneapolis @stellagold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the stigma that clients also face by seeing us. I just came off a civie reddit board and the stigma about some woman's friend using massage services was so loud and as always, very uninformed. People are quick to be judgmental. Fuck'em. We appreciate you.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 30/09/2026

I wish I was you, today! 📚 I had a travel day, boooo. (But home now, yay)

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 30/09/2026

Goodbye San Francisco 💕 Thank you for a (mostly) wonderful time here; I can’t wait to come back… I’m thinking March or April? ☺️ And then around this time again in 2027! Timing/Dates suggestions are welcome! 🙏🏻

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 30/09/2026

I couldn’t have said any of this better myself 💞

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some of you [men] are still friends with guys you know who have sexually assaulted women. you're actively posting photos smiling with them, in their wedding parties, posting congrats on linkedin lol, wishing him well while knowing there is a woman somewhere still holding the trauma of what he did

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ask yourself [men only] what conversations do i need to initiate TODAY with my male friends so i know we are collectively actively deprogramming from this violence? how can i make this a *consistent* part of my friendships with other men, and not a one time conversation?

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

instead take an hour to think about "what would i have done in that situation? how can i prepare myself for WHEN this situation comes up again and how will i intervene then?

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[@ men]: Don't comment on this post saying how "shocking" this story is. it's not shocking. it's quite honestly the least shocking story. being shocked by this just shows me you are not engaging with the reality women experience daily. if you're shocked, you are not listening.

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

57 men in that group chat and not one of them intervened. ZERO. 0. therefore there were 57 rapists in the group chat. men, understand the *active* role you play in perpetuating violence against women. you either interrupt it (and risk being called a simp/gay...oh no...) or you are complicit.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍 throne.com/emberlynslade throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

Sorry, but that 3000 year old biblical land deed didn’t say they could vaporize 20K kids in 2026 😅 and I promise that Jesus wasn’t a Zionist freak. 🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

UNICEF’s latest consolidated figure says that at least 21,700 Palestinian children had been reported killed in Gaza between October 7, 2023 and June 30, 2026. Dead Israeli children killed between the same amount of time? And in the last ten years total? Less than 100. Case closed. Tf. 🫪🙄🥴

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

I am weirdly loud and probably annoying sometimes with my political supports but I am a Minnesotan; we stand strong. If you don’t like it or believe the same things, take a HIKE! That last paragraph in my etiquette questions is important to me — that’s why it’s there under non-negotiables. 🙄

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

Do you guys wanna hear this weird shit that he said? “What if the Mexicans tried to take back parts of The US and started to suicide bomb California and New Mexico to take it back” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH Is that really what these people think is happening over there!?

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

There’s no tears here honey, just righteous rage. 😘

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

The rest of this trip better not piss me off 💀🥴😂 This mfer tried to say I was “emotional” LMAOOO I have *PASSION* the word you’re looking for is passion, bitch. Maybe you should try it. I know I’m correct when I say ‘Palestine deserves to be free.’ CHOKE.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

If you in any way shape or form ever going to try to play devils advocate about Israel, you’re done and OUT 😭🤣 “Promised land 3000 years ago” LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴 Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Thank you 😌💞💞 I appreciate you, whoever you are!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Good morning San Francisco! 💓 I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Hahaha messaging other workers means our auto-replies talk to each other 🤣🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

A new gift has arrived: Spa Day from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ Throne.com/EmberlynSlade

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

I just realized the last time I was in San Francisco was over a year ago!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Honestly bc I grew up with these movies I think it’s pretty funny. It’s def making me laugh!!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Be glad I’m not some weird pedo or something. Fuck. Under 24 is children, not sorry!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Actually, the fact that you’re clearly young and don’t understand that my boundaries have nothing to do with a dollar is exactly why I won’t see you 💞

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

I don’t feel comfortable hanging out with young people so I’m def not going to feel comfortable around them at my job. I know it may cut out a certain market, my old people age range does too. It’s what I’m comfortable with — I’m not sure why that’s difficult to understand. Just grow up? Lmao.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

I watched the new Scary Movie on the plane to SFO and all I have to say is I was NOT expecting a KPop Demon Hunters crossover ~ I didn’t finish it but it’s just as dumb as all Scary Movies’ past.

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Phryne @phrynetiny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t need much convincing to disappear into the mountains for a weekend

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

I blocked them bc I find their marketing practices weird and it feels like a man behind the posts. Maybe I’m wrong but no thanks on that one, I get weird vibes for sure.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

I’m still in pain even after my massage yesterday omg 🤗

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️ This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Is this just hearsay, do we know somebody who’s been arrested?

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

If anyone wants to pay my speeding ticket I got on the way to my grandma’s, it’s $125 😭🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Cream based soups 🤤 Chili Tatertot hotdish (I’m from Minnesota) Baked Spaghetti Grilled cheese (add bacon) and tomato soup

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 20/09/2026

San Francisco Tour • Sept 27-29 Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left

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Donatella: Booked & Busy

ALT: Donatella: Booked & Busy

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Sept 27 • 10am-3pm Sept 28 • BOOKED Sept 29 • 10am-1pm

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

⭐️🌉 San Francisco Date Ideas 💡 💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk 🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport 🦀 Cioppino 🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store 🍣 Sushi

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

I have only 8 remaining hours of availability on my San Francisco tour Sept 27-29 ~ my schedule by the hour is updated on my site!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

If you’d like to be easy this is what to send to my email: Copy and paste a section from my duos page and fill it in with your own info and also attach a couple photos you like and send me an email preemptively 💓

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

Duos page is revised; lmk if you also have one and would like trade spots ~ I’m sending out emails later this evening!

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