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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 5h

Today is nails, brows and lashes day $420 😮‍💨

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🅢🅣🅔🅛🅛🅐 ✾ 🅖🅞🅛🅓 Minneapolis @stellagold.bsky.social · 23h

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the stigma that clients also face by seeing us. I just came off a civie reddit board and the stigma about some woman's friend using massage services was so loud and as always, very uninformed. People are quick to be judgmental. Fuck'em. We appreciate you.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 30/09/2026

Goodbye San Francisco 💕 Thank you for a (mostly) wonderful time here; I can’t wait to come back… I’m thinking March or April? ☺️ And then around this time again in 2027! Timing/Dates suggestions are welcome! 🙏🏻

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some of you [men] are still friends with guys you know who have sexually assaulted women. you're actively posting photos smiling with them, in their wedding parties, posting congrats on linkedin lol, wishing him well while knowing there is a woman somewhere still holding the trauma of what he did

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ask yourself [men only] what conversations do i need to initiate TODAY with my male friends so i know we are collectively actively deprogramming from this violence? how can i make this a *consistent* part of my friendships with other men, and not a one time conversation?

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

instead take an hour to think about "what would i have done in that situation? how can i prepare myself for WHEN this situation comes up again and how will i intervene then?

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[@ men]: Don't comment on this post saying how "shocking" this story is. it's not shocking. it's quite honestly the least shocking story. being shocked by this just shows me you are not engaging with the reality women experience daily. if you're shocked, you are not listening.

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Evie★NYC @meetevienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

57 men in that group chat and not one of them intervened. ZERO. 0. therefore there were 57 rapists in the group chat. men, understand the *active* role you play in perpetuating violence against women. you either interrupt it (and risk being called a simp/gay...oh no...) or you are complicit.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍 throne.com/emberlynslade throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

Anyway. Not a chip off my block. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m taking a shower and going to sleep; I have a very fun day planned tomorrow. Seriously can’t wait to tell you guys about it! 😍

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 28/09/2026

If you in any way shape or form ever going to try to play devils advocate about Israel, you’re done and OUT 😭🤣 “Promised land 3000 years ago” LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴 Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Thank you 😌💞💞 I appreciate you, whoever you are!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Good morning San Francisco! 💓 I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

Hahaha messaging other workers means our auto-replies talk to each other 🤣🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

A new gift has arrived: Spa Day from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ Throne.com/EmberlynSlade

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

I just realized the last time I was in San Francisco was over a year ago!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 27/09/2026

I watched the new Scary Movie on the plane to SFO and all I have to say is I was NOT expecting a KPop Demon Hunters crossover ~ I didn’t finish it but it’s just as dumb as all Scary Movies’ past.

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Phryne @phrynetiny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t need much convincing to disappear into the mountains for a weekend

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️ This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

If anyone wants to pay my speeding ticket I got on the way to my grandma’s, it’s $125 😭🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 20/09/2026

San Francisco Tour • Sept 27-29 Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left

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Donatella: Booked & Busy

ALT: Donatella: Booked & Busy

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

Sept 27 • 10am-3pm Sept 28 • BOOKED Sept 29 • 10am-1pm

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

⭐️🌉 San Francisco Date Ideas 💡 💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk 🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport 🦀 Cioppino 🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store 🍣 Sushi

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

I have only 8 remaining hours of availability on my San Francisco tour Sept 27-29 ~ my schedule by the hour is updated on my site!

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 26/09/2026

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

I accidentally followed a Starter Pack full of bots -.- no idea how to fix this

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

Need to work on: -Duos Page -October Newsletter (sign up at the bottom of my site)

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

Laundry, packing my bags, and a spa day this afternoon before I head off to San Francisco tomorrow evening. 💗 It's been quite awhile since I've been to SFO; I'm excited and a little nervous! throne.com/emberlynslad...

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

Remaining Availability for my San Francisco, CA Tour 💚 September 27-29 Sept 27 • 10am-6pm Sept 28 • BOOKED Sept 29 • 10am-1pm • Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time • Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social GFE • FMTY

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

I just did my first pottery wheel class of 6 ~ this is the second time I’ve ever thrown on a wheel. It’s so hard but so rewarding! I can’t wait to continue refining this skill. ☺️

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 25/09/2026

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍 throne.com/emberlynslade throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

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Aviva Ruse ~ LA & FMTY |CT / RI this week @dateavivaruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1/2 a mid hotel cheeseburger 5 fries & a snickers call it working girl dinner.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 24/09/2026

I had two Pilates classes with two of my favorite instructors yesterday and today. I am in pain. In all the right places I guess, but ouch. 😭😭😵‍💫🤣

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 23/09/2026

I’ve weirdly never had chicken tikka masala so if someone wants to bring me?

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 23/09/2026

I love being a woman and I love being a swer. Right now there's three of us in a video chat; I'm making muffins One of us is playing Switch Another is doing a live stream 😊💗

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 23/09/2026

👯‍♀️ DUO PARTNER ROLL CALL: 🌉 San Francisco • Sept 29 w/ @autumnlefay.bsky.social 🔔 Philadelphia • Oct 18-20 w/ @meetmayamonet.bsky.social 🌊 San Diego • Oct 26-27 w/ @dateavivaruse.bsky.social OR lmk if you'd like to book me with your favorite provider! ~I'm also taking duo partner applications! 💗

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 23/09/2026

FSSWers: When do you give address to your workspace in relative to appointment time? For instance; I give neighborhood broadly and publicly. I sometimes send the intersection that morning if asked. But exact address and arrival instructions are sent two hours before meeting. Hbu?

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 23/09/2026

I've accepted two Creative Consulting clients recently! 😍 Finally putting my marketing/socials/website knowledge to use outside of myself and a few close friends; I'M SO EXCITED! ✨

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 22/09/2026

Client and I were talking last night about how you are not cultured if you don’t like Taco Bell AND Michelin. No one is too good for a taco after the tasting menu does nothing for your hunger. 🤣😝

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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I used to think this was 100% whorephobia, and I'm slowly realizing it's-- well, it's still whorephobia, but also it's that most normie jobs don't really let you have boundaries.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 22/09/2026

I don’t remember hating Israel ever being so popular if my whole life; Do you think in our lifetime we’ll see Palestine, free? Is it silly I feel hopeful that we will?

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Maya Monet | Eastern-PA Based QT 🥧 • Birthday Girl 🥳 @meetmayamonet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I need someone to book me and @emberlynslade.com on her upcoming Philly tour. Expeditiously. How will your October have meaning without our humor and hijinks at hand? #datephilly #datephiladelphia #gfe #datepa

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 22/09/2026

It’s the morning my cleaners come (they’re at my house rn) and I was out too late at the Four Seasons last night. Hahah I really would like to go back to my bed. 🥹

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 22/09/2026

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍 throne.com/emberlynslade throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

I want you guys to know that my Pelosi Wallet is at +38.2% in less than two years. I use the Autopilot app. Do with this info what you will, bc this is my highest gaining investment. Also, this year I blew all my bitcoin on ads so if anyone needs a Christmas gift idea it’s BTC 😮‍💨

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

I’m muting people who use AI for their travel posters because they’re so fucking ugly, and you can easily make something way better in Canva with a template. -.-

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

This was 100% serious and I’m surprised no one has taken me up on it.

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Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27 @emberlynslade.com · 21/09/2026

Update on my non-existent right oblique after noticing my left oblique has it’s own zip code: Absolutely nothing has changed in 13 days however I will update again in the future. 🫡😂

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