Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An excellent teacher! Lessons have been fun, just challenging enough to keep me trying harder, and based on vocabulary that I actually use. 121
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This clip never fails to crack me up. 🎼 "I am a squid, and I am awesome, and here's all the reasons why!" #GustavoEnciklopedija youtube.com/shorts/ok9Bj...youtube.comSužinok įdomybių apie kalmarus 🦑 #lrtvaikai #vaikai #lrt #gustavas #lietuvaYouTube video by LRT VAIKAI 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You would think that a phone with a name like "Galaxy" would take a better picture of the moon. You would be wrong. #Eclipse #ThanksSamsung 120
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A chemo head scarf, recently off the loom. I'm hemming while my son works through a new-to-him jazz piano piece. He's aghast. "THAT? Why did they write THAT chord? It's too weird for that part." #music #weaving 040
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Natty must have switched all the White House television sets to the classic sitcom channel. Can somebody tell the Groompa Loompa to stop being a dick to #Canada? 000
Reposted by Elzbieta the OnionSaulė / Saule @sankuperis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have open spots in my online Lithuanian language group courses! Tuesday 19:30-21:00 EET (for beginners that are halfway Sėkmės book 1) Thursday 19:30-21:00 EET (for beginners that are about to start Sėkmės book 2) 113
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 22/07/2026They're done! Ten napkins, hemp and cotton, 36 e.p.i. 030
Reposted by Elzbieta the OnionBenita Skinner @benitaskinner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Heather Pilcher finished her Scraps Galore quilt top, which she made using my most popular pattern – It makes it easy to make! 👏 She’s donating it for a family, involved in a natural disaster, in Australia. 🧵 Do you want your own copy of this pattern? 👇 #quilting #sewing #scraps #quiltsky 117411
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Napkin number eight, I think. I keep pausing every few repeats to admire my selvages and lost track. #weaving 1100
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026#Samsung ditched its messages and forced a switch to #Google, which nobody asked for. Now half of my messages are missing, I'm stuck with "extras" that I don't want, and the app layout is blinding and fugly. Time to raise pigeons. 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Ordnance Corpse: the poor sucker who gets to risk death by setting off the city #firework display during a lightning storm. 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026We're parked by the power plant as lightning moves in, waiting for a display while cigarette smoke drifts past the car and small children shriek, "MOM, I'M GONNA DO A HANDSTAND!" over and over at pitches that would give a dog a seizure. The way we celebrate this holiday is stupid and I hate people. 120
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026We all know that #caturday is the real holiday today. And May knows how to celebrate! 060
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026One of the most horrifying things about this picture is knowing that so many people in this country go through some form of this every day. 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026On to napkin number two! Hemp warp at 36 e.p.i., cotton weft, both 16/2. The bird's-eye pattern is just visible at the bottom. 020
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Gotta #sew the other hem, and it's done! #weaving 0100
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My husband is hard to shop for in the sense that he's not into "stuff." For his birthday today, I gave him a recording of one of his favorite songs by one of his favorite musicians. youtu.be/UpIPNoKHG7c?... 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Here's the second shawl from the show. It's a shadow #weave (zoom in to see the pattern) in Tencel. I named it TTTTTT after an in-joke with my son, who chose the colors. 000
Reposted by Elzbieta the OnionFeline And Floss @felineandfloss.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The pride cat patterns are free in my ko-fi shop right now! ko-fi.com/felineandfloss #crossstitch 111715
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My show is up and running! Here is the first piece I made for it: Falkirk Pride. It's a blend of cotton and lambswool; the design is based on the Falkirk Check fragment. #Weaving 061
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026In ten weeks, I've managed to #weave nine shawls and four tea towels. Linen, silk, wool, bamboo; there's all kinds of good stuff here, and they'll go on display at the local #art collective for the month of June. Time for some chocolate. 0161
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Started another crackle weave piece, this one using a draft by Amanda Cutler. It's 8/4 cotton with a sett of 18 e.p.i. Not as difficult as it looks, but you definitely want to pay attention! 150
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I've never tried crackle weave, but Lauren Erickson's "Sunrise Bloom Napkins" pattern (Handwoven, Summer 2026) is irresistible. #Weaving 090
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Huh. So several WEEKS after my book was delivered, #FedEx decided to send me a Demand For Payment (it actually says that) for $20.60. Only five bucks of that is duty tax, while the rest is for "disbursement fees." NONE of this was mentioned, calculated, or requested before or after shipping. 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ghost warp! 40/2 linen at 20 e.p.i. Going for the gauze ... 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Hemstitching a new shawl and binge-watching Gustavo Enciklopedija. #Weaving 094
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Stopped downtown to introduce my son to some protesters while running errands. An Enthusiastic Person in Capris approached. EPIC: "Oh, wow! Are you ... Are you #HeatherCoxRichardson?" Me: "I wish." EPIC: "Me, too. That would be so cool! But we're glad you're here, too!" 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 12/04/2026In my search for the perfect waiting room project, there were certain limitations to be considered. No charts, no counting, and no need to carefully wind everything up and put it away before keeping up and running down the hall after the nurse (or whomever). 🧵 100
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Brushing up on yet another post-apocalyptic life skill because reasons. #nalbinding #socks 210
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Spent the morning mangling Genitive and Accusative case endings. Thankfully, my teacher is very patient and encouraging. I'll get it sorted out. 121
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny's #halftime show was cool. Exuberant, defiant, joyful, and proud. A hugely important "teachable moment" wrapped in a thousand clever Easter eggs. 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 28/01/2026ICE must go. And they must be held accountable for murder and terrorism. Alex Pretti Renee Nicole Good Keith Porter Geraldo Lunas Campos Victor Manuel Diaz Parady La Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz Heber Sanchez Dominguez 031
Reposted by Elzbieta the Onionomallj.bsky.social @omallj.bsky.social · 16/01/2026newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/Profi...newhope.shelterbuddy.comAt-Risk Profile: AresAres is at-risk of euthanasia and needs placement. Please consider opening your home today! 073
Reposted by Elzbieta the OnionSaulė / Saule @sankuperis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Hey, Two spots available to my Lithuanian course for total beginners. Tuesday 18:30-20:00 EET. Once a week. Sign up saulesonnesun@gmail.com 055
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I'm not sure that my kid is the one who needs to learn more. #recruiter #wtf 130
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Wow. #Pantone's Color of the Year is ... white. As another commenter called them, "Pantone-deaf." Way to read the room y'all. 😑 021
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I've been taking the course myself. 10/10, would take again. Labai gerai! 121
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I'm impressed by my kid's fascination with #time and #space. He's trying to figure out the difference (in quectoseconds) between when you see a thing and when you see its reflection. Meanwhile, MY brain is tossing out random questions such as, "What do boogers smell like?" 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 29/11/2025#UPS wants to know, "What can brown do for you?" The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations. 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I'd rather be in a REAL @stephenking.bsky.social story. The Penny Dreadful hellscape we're currently living through sucks an entire donkey ranch's worth of ass. First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake. 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I would like some Andes Mints and some good news. Whatcha got? #SomethingGoodAboutYourDay 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I love it when someone who's spent less than five consecutive minutes with my kid tries to tell me the best place to send "someone ... um ... like him." I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion. 000
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 06/10/2025SALT: Standing Against Lowlife Traitors. #SaltMeltsIce 010
Elzbieta the Onion @elzbietaonion.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Left: "Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Bubble bath!" Right: Quack Sabbath 000